To: All Knights
From: Spiral HQ
Subject: The Slime Family of Monsters
Spiral HQ Medical has recently tracked an uptick in knights visiting the infirmary with digestive issues. Please note that members of the slime monster family (jellies, lichens, polyps, glop drops, Royal Jelly, Ice Queen) are not edible and should not be ingested under any circumstance, despite the fact that some may resemble a confection.
On a related note, while studying slime-compromised knights, our scientists discovered new ways of incorporating slime material into camo. You may find an assortment of these in the Slime Prize Box, which may contain the following:
- Node Slime Masks
- Node Slime Guards
- Node Slime Crusher (sword)
- Node Slime Wall (shield)
- Writhing Tendrils
- Node Field Aura
For details, please go here. These boxes will be available to you through July 15, 2014.
SUMMARY: Slimes are for wearing, not for eating. Thank you for your attention to this urgent matter.
P.S. You may now commence to make "U JELLY" jokes. That is all.