I need maid headbands

Important!
Apparently I've inadvertently enlisted the aid of a couple of zealous bargain hunters. While this has helped to increase my Maid Headband collection faster than ever, it's creating a problem of middlemen. If you've been asked about selling large quantities of Maid Headbands in the last few days, chances are they eventually ended up with me (with some mark-up costs). Please consider contacting me directly for future Maid Headband transactions to ensure more profit stays with you and help me reduce operating costs.

Prices are negotiable.
Event = 1k cr: Hallow, Frosty
Standard = 2k cr: Cool, Dusky, Fancy, Heavy, Military, Regal, Toasty
Promo = 10k cr: Ancient, Lovely, Polar, Shadow
Rare = 50k cr: Divine, Hunter, Surge, Volcanic
Ultimate = ????: Prismatic

pls offer money for this other junk so i can feed my maid headband addiction
Costumes
Cool Stately Cap - 55 Standard Maid Headbands
Dangerous Diablo Helm - 45 Standard Maid Headbands
Dangerous Grim Mask - 45 Standard Maid Headbands
Red Battle Chef Hat - 45 Standard Maid Headbands
Tabard of the Green Rose - ??? Standard Maid Headbands

Accessories
Crest of Winter - 75 Standard Maid Headbands
Military Extra Vertical Vents - 80 Standard Maid Headbands
Military Tome of Rage - 23 Standard Maid Headbands
Polar Toupee - 60 Standard Maid Headbands
Shadow Scarf - 175 Standard Maid Headbands