-question asked by the most dull and dimwitted of knights
Answer? HELL NAW
SK is currently in a prolonged coma, and will only regain consciousness when cool stuff like flash sales and new content comes out.
In other words, SK is currently lying dormant, waiting to erupt when some brilliant update or marketing scheme happens. Until then, just keep doin the naked dance!
Peace!
Why wait till tomorrow what you can release today, if yesteryear is next year?
But instead of sitting around, holding hands, and thinking "I hope it gets better", people furiously shake its body screaming "DO STUFF ALREADY".
Why is this so accurate...
And my dance has to do with tulips, avocados, and three cheap Chinese knockoff-brands of Apple-related devices. Was I supposed to be naked too? That might explain a lot.
"And my dance has to do with tulips, avocados, and three cheap Chinese knockoff-brands of Apple-related devices. Was I supposed to be naked too? That might explain a lot."
Dance the dance of the flowery qPads, my child.
Not dead, just in a vegetative state indefinitely.
@Mystigryx
Hey, that's my line!
People have been saying it's dead since the game was still in beta.
-Expected same old post about dead SK
-Was not disappoint
We must moonwalk into the sunset with Pharrel's Happy playing blaringly-yet-fittingly loud from a Stereo Puppy.
Let's poke it with a stick!
They do that in anime and Kung Fu Hustle to test, if somebody is alive.
"It was the victim of the Bite Of '87."
Five Nights at Tinkinzar's confirmed.
"Five Nights at Tinkinzar's confirmed."
Now with 69% more jumspcares!
And 6969% more gremlins.
"And 6969% more gremlins."
THEY ADDED TOO MANY GREMLINS
I CAN'T HANDLE ALL THESE GREMLINS
EVERY NIGHT I WAKE UP AND THERE'S A GREMLIN GIVING ME FUNNY LOOKS
GET OUT YOUR GRAN FAUSTS AND ACHERONS
WE'RE GOING TO CHOP EM ALL UP.
Imagine having Seerus staring at you while you're sitting in your guild hall in the dark.
Seerus would be super creepy in the dark while motionless.
This Is what I have to deal with at work. EVERY HOUR!!!!
But Seerus as an animatronic would be a little scary. "5 nights at SK's?" Maybe Foxxy Is a wolver, Bonny an Easter bunny from SK, Chica a snipe, Freddy an old-busted-up animatronic that has the head of a bear. Hmm.....
And the location could be at a guildhall as Fangel suggested. Why are we not funding this?
"5 nights at Freddy's." Needs to have mods like L4D. Maybe ask the devs or something so we can make this a mod?
Spiral Knights is like a coma patient.
But instead of sitting around, holding hands, and thinking "I hope it gets better", people furiously shake its body screaming "DO STUFF ALREADY".