WERE ALL GONNA DIE GET THE NUKE ITS OVER D;
Ebola's Hit New York
Pft, each year, thousands upon thousands of Americans die of obesity, smoking and HIV but suddenly when someone died of Ebola, OMGWTHBBQ, THIS IS THE END, GOD HAS FOSAKENED US!!! ARGHHH!!!! .
I have a joke about Ebola...
never mind, you won't get it
:D
guys i live in garland which is literally a city over so...
and aloso 5 parents from the school district may have the disease so seriously stop it
They aren't making fun of people who have ebola or the people who live nearby people who are contaminated, they are merely making fun of the ironic situation we've been put in. AIDS, smoking, and eating too much mcdonald's kills thousands of Americans every year, but 5 people get a disease equivalent or a slight bit worse than the West Nile Virus, and suddenly everyone thinks the apocalypse is nigh.
Eating too much McDonald's kills thousands of cows every year.
"Each year, thousands upon thousands of Americans die of obesity, smoking and HIV." Thousands really? I honestly don't see a lot of fat people In America. LoL.
Thousands really? I honestly don't see a lot of fat people In America. LoL.
I wonder which part of America you lived in, but there is an estimated 80,000 people died to obesity or obesity related diseases in USA this year, most of them were found in their home, died after choking on the donut. It is 'Merica, we superzie everthing.
:O
Lol I was reading that comment while listening to scary music.
LOL MadCowDisease(Aka MCDonalds.) Stopped supersizing stuff after the movie, "Supersize me."
The worst part Is that Children are getting diabetic! And most of the people who are obese are children. Parents are bad at their job. O.O
Here you go, something that's pretty much summing up how everyone reacts to Ebola (JK, yet you know; crazy things I found today)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNXln21X3cU
Well, me and my family do eat Mcdonalds, though I'm trying to cut back with it, especially since the ingredients inside their food products like the buns, which has plastic in it, and BK got those $1.49 nuggets going on. That's $3 for 20: cheaper and able to serve better for consumers because BK does stand by it's "Have it your way title". The employees even can allow me to get extra layers of veggies on my Whoppers without adding more to the total and never had screwed up my order via forgetting to put some items in it, even if they're busy (Seriously: a Mcdonalds that screws up your order when they're not busy on drive thru and inside: how the fudge...?), which I give 5/5.
@ Galax
They're actually making the Mcdonald's kids meal more proportional this time around with the mix of apples, yogurt, and smaller fry cases. Seriously, they have such a small amount of fries it didn't even take me a minute to finish them.
@MDJ
Lousiana is pretty much the big one (puns all around) with obesity from McDs last time I've checked. Another state might've took the title this year though I just say "Whatever you consume, you'll become fat no matter what."
I thought we were talking about Ebola unless McDonalds is the one thing causing the disease...........
And cancer don't forget about that
They aren't the only one's using TBHQ. Haven't you noticed how many companies removed the "all natural" from their packaging and added TBHG to the list of ingredients? Even Tastykake put it in the butterscotch krumpets. For the record, TBHQ or tertbutylhydroquinone is an artificial beef flavoring and it doesn't kill you. It causes stomach tumors in rats. What you SHOULD be worried about is all those rats in McDonald's climbing all over the counters and getting into the food they are selling you.
/flicks a brown pellet off my french fry before eating it.
"It causes stomach tumors in rats." AND humans as well. MadCowdisease(AKA mcdonalds.) Is disgusting. So are other restaurants such as: Sub-Way(Nothing is fresh there.) Wendy's(DO NOT EAT THE ROAST BEEF!!!!!!) and many other popular restaurants!
Eating in isn't the answer either. Ultra pasteurized and ultra homogenized milk and the milk used for cheese have altered fat modules made so tiny they pass into the blood stream and lay plaque down in the heart and arteries and is full of growth hormones. The produce, genetically altered. The corn fields now kill the monarch butter flies. Maple syrup 100% pure from Canada? Hey Canadians, what is in that anti-foaming agent that isn't listed as an ingredient.
The answer is eat seaweed...
Oh wait, kids pee in the ocean on summer vacation.
I don't even drink milk and I don't eat corn though. lol
But bread Is not a good thing to eat either.
Bread is made from candid yeast. Nuff said there.
/laughs
Cytogenetic scientists are currently doing research into candid believing it is carcinogenic.
And don't drink the water. It is acid and full of mercury.
Which water? All water? Then we would all DIE if there Is no water..
Mercury won't isn't that bad, just don't go through metal detectors.
/rofl
Everyday someone has to find the balance on the the scanner that falls in between our metal laden bodies not setting it off and a knife slipping through.
dihydrogen monoxide
2hydrogen,1oxygen
anyone with a basic grasp of chemistry/periodic table would figure out its water
@OOhnorak: Did you think I did not know about the Dihydrogen Monoxide hoax and that I was serious, because if yes, you are wrong.
When 1 disease brakes out and 1 person goes to america then every praying to god that they wont die but when the disease is gone they say i donno what god is he aint real like what the hell
popo I didn't mean that for you, just anyone wandering into the thread who wouldnt
Keep getting pop-ups of the donation to fighting Ebola and now I am tired of it. Ain't nobody got time for dat (which includes me with some peeps, not all).
How could this happen to me? I've made my mistakes, and life goes on, how could this happen to me?
Do you all people even know how does ebola spread, and that these days IT IS NOT even 1% more common than 10 years ago? They just pushed it in front of all news to hide wars etc. And still way more people die from other common and not as dangerous deseases.
I don't give a **** about ebola anyway because I am immune to it.
EDIT: Oh, one more thing to say. Most people die from ebola because of low blood pressure, not because of bleeding. Your body will start producing antibodies soon after infection. If you survive very first few weeks after first signs then you will most likely stay alive and be immune to it for at least 10 years!
Saying that ebola was brought to the news to cover wars or other stuff sounds like something a conspiracy theorist would say, it's probably just something media exploited to get attention and have people all worried about something that has always been there, because people are stupid... and that includes myself too.
THE 'BOLA HAS HIT 'MURICA!!!
(crazierz captured the perfect [over]reaction from the peoples)
WERE ALL GONNA DIE GET THE NUKE ITS OVER D;
"Most people die from ebola because of low blood pressure, not because of bleeding. Your body will start producing antibodies soon after infection. If you
survive very few weeks after first signs then you will most likely stay alive and be immune to it for at least 10 years!"
Well, that makes me feel much better now. Lol.
@Gbot-Vtwo No problem friend :P Just keep in mind that if you get (correct) help from doctors fast enough (and if you take care of yourself) chance to survive is HUGE.
And I agree with you that McDonalds sux. Lol
Good thing people are eating less there though. That place Is a heart attack on a bun.
Still not gonna make a big deal about this myself until the death count reaches higher than the yearly death count for the flu in America.
All this thing about Mcheartattack reminds me of that video a friend of mine once made me watch, it was about the things that they do to animals in slaughterhouses... after that I turned to her and said, "many thanks, for getting my LIFE RUINED"... god please give me my ignorace back... GIVE ME MY IGNORANCE BACK!!
Ffffffffffffff#€|@¬ vegetarians and their moral consciousness.
@Reddeh-San That won't ever happen. All diseases have always been there and none of them are more common these days.
@Aviri Vegeterians are bad actually... They said "Killing animals for food is bad, mkay" lol. But what they actually do is that they eat food which animals does... they steal food from animals... poor animals xD. Would you rather kill animals or let them starve? Lol. And if you don't eat enough meat your body loses a lot of resistance.
/laugh thread