Spiral Knights - Splatoon forum game

Splatoon forum game - don't blame me!

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Wed, 06/03/2015 - 09:33

Matikclocker

This is not a game. This is a discussion about the last reply to this game.
Krakob wrote:

Now you're ruined a perfectly good game of splatoon forum spam!

What would your mothers say? Now how will we find out if we are kids now or squids now?

Print message from Clock Drive:
1. I ONLY SAID I DONT KNOW THE RULES! 2. SPAM? Do you want to end getting banned like Gbot? 3. Neither of us are kids nor squids.

Since you say I ruined your game Krakob, I will never talk/participate in your games ANYMORE.
Unless you want to give me details about this reply ^over^there^. Now I am sad.

UPDATE! The arguing is over. I will graveyard this thing.

Wed, 06/03/2015 - 10:56

Krakob

You know who else is sad? Your mother, because you never figured out if you're a kid now or you're a squid now.

Wed, 06/03/2015 - 11:25

Matikclocker

We need to try that again.

I DONT NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHAT I AM! I am MatikOverClocker v7 M-OVC-2002! I am a battle-bot! And I will self destruct if you dont tell me what force made you post that reply.

Wed, 06/03/2015 - 11:34

Fight-Beetle

lolwut

Wed, 06/03/2015 - 11:41

Krakob

If you wanna deny the fact that you're a kid now or the fact that you're a squid now that's fine, but please think about your mother and how broken her heart must be.

Wed, 06/03/2015 - 11:54

Fangel

This belongs in the arcade

MODS

Wed, 06/03/2015 - 11:56

Thagx

Krakob wins. Burnnnn

Krakob wins. Burnnnn matikguythingy.

Wed, 06/03/2015 - 11:58

Thagx

And btw matik that name you

And btw matik that name you made for yourself sounds like a washing powder.

Wed, 06/03/2015 - 12:04

Holy-Nightmare

.....

I hate to break it to you Matikclocker, you're a robot and robots don't have mothers. You were adopted......

Wed, 06/03/2015 - 12:18

Matikclocker

Insulted by HIM... WHY YOU WON'T SHARE MY POINT OF VIEW?

@Krakob SELF DESTRUCT INITIATED. That's because we don't talk about my mother, but YOUR REPLY.
@Fight-Beetle No comment. I dont have comment to your reply.
@Fangel We are discussing Krakob and the reply in his game. He blames me for saying that I dont know the rule. He said this is a spam game in his reply.
@Thagx
1. IM NAMED MATIKCLOCKER! IM NOT MATIKGUYTHINGY!
2. WASHING POWDER? I will shoot you out of a cannon. With washing powder.
@Holy-Nightmare Well... I wasn't adopted, I have my own OVC base with soms other knights. 3 my knights, 1 friend knight and a fan character.
I try to be as calm as possible. Sorry for the reply, but Thagx got me mad.

Wed, 06/03/2015 - 13:36

#10

Krakob

There's no shame in being a kid now and being a squid now, but if you can't be honest with yourself we aren't going to get anywhere with this discussion.

Wed, 06/03/2015 - 14:17

#11

Matikclocker

We aren't talking about this game!

We are talking about your reply. I will start over. I am upset thinking about that you blame me. Do you recognize this reply?

"Now you're ruined a perfectly good game of splatoon forum spam! What would your mothers say? Now how will we find out if we are kids now or squids now?"

Wed, 06/03/2015 - 16:54

#12

Xteri

Not that I support you hating on Matikclocker... but

I don't understand how having "my own OVC base with soms other knights. 3 my knights, 1 friend knight and a fan character." makes you not adopted?

Wed, 06/03/2015 - 21:15

#13

Thagx

How can you possibly shoot me

How can you possibly shoot me with powder. You need help buddy.

Wed, 06/03/2015 - 23:01

#14

Matikclocker

More guys...

@Thagx You must to solve this mystery alone. I need help, but Krakob MUST to apologize to me for blaming me for ruining his game.
@Xteri Im not adopted because... Because in OVC base as I say, "We always stick together".

Thu, 06/04/2015 - 01:06

#15

Thagx

Do everyone a favour, shut

Do everyone a favour, shut up.

Thu, 06/04/2015 - 01:07

#16

Thagx

And btw I would really like

And btw I would really like it if you would self-destruct.

Thu, 06/04/2015 - 02:50

#17

Matikclocker

Mann!

Do me a favour and don't be negative to me.
Even if I will self-destruct, I wi-KABOOM!
RESPAWN {....} <----- What did you expect?

EDIT: @Krakob Next time when making a game do this:
1. Make the rules understanding for everyone.
2. No spam games mann.
3. Don't think I wrecked you a game because I said that I don't know the rules.
4. If you keep talking about my mother or who is a kid and who is a squid then I will NEVER take part in discussion you create.

Oh, and why you all (except Xteri) are against me? I only didn't understand the rules of Krakob's game.

Thu, 06/04/2015 - 03:10

#18

Thagx

Mannnnn.

You come out and start complaining like a 5 year old. What do you expect? People will NEVER take your side. Also I think Krakob was right about you being a "squid" after all.

Thu, 06/04/2015 - 03:48

#19

Matikclocker

We aren't talking about this game! Again!

Thagx we are talking about that Krakob blames me for wrecking his game. I said that I don't know the rules and some info about Splatoon game. And he said that I rruined this game, so shut up.
PS. I AM NOT 5 YEARS OLD I CREATED THIS TOPIC BECAUSE THIS GAME WAS MOVED TO GRAVEYARD!!!

EDIT: You should expect that I am respawning after the self destruction. But soon one guy will join my side!

Thu, 06/04/2015 - 04:26

#20

Brother-Zeke

Well, let's see.

At the first post there were "rules," and it was pretty obvious that we just alternate saying "you're a kid/squid!"

So yeah.

Thu, 06/04/2015 - 06:12

#21

Crazee-Pi-Forum

ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance

It's alright Matilclocker. Because of you, Krakob's attempt at making fun of me by pointing out how I hadn't gotten the game now was destroyed.

Of course, then you made this thread...

STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!

(Also, how do you know Krakob wasn't talking about Quint?)

Thu, 06/04/2015 - 06:37

#22

Matikclocker

@Brother-Zeke I didn't know

@Brother-Zeke
I didn't know the part about the "reply n [blah, blah...] odd/even = "You are a kid/squid now!""

@Crazee-Pi-Forum
1. Mhm... But the splatoon forum game was graveyarded, so I follow the rules and don't reply to Graveyard threads.
2. That means Krakob wanted to insult you for not owning Splatoon?
3. I know Krakob wasn't talking about Quint because he posted under my reply.

Thu, 06/04/2015 - 15:13

#23

Krakob

You're a kid now! You're a squid now! urakidurasquidurakid

1. Make the rules understanding for everyone.
2. No spam games mann.

1. I learned what odd and even numbers are when I was a kid now. Now I'm a squid now but I still know. If you don't know and didn't learn when you were a kid now, I suggest you study some more maths now you're a squid now.
2. But what are forum games for? To discuss the meaning of being a kid now and being a squid now? I think not.

Thu, 06/04/2015 - 19:48

#24

Crazee-Pi-Forum

ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

I think Krakob is having an identity crisis.

He can't decide if he's a kid or a squid, nor can he decide if other people are kids or squids...

Sad.

Fri, 06/05/2015 - 02:46

#25

Thagx

^Indeed.

Fri, 06/05/2015 - 09:37

#26

Krakob

That's why we play games. That's why we say that we are squids now. That's why we say we are kids now. That's how we know, Pi. That's how we know that we are kids and squids.

Fri, 06/05/2015 - 09:48

#27

Holy-Nightmare

"Kid-squiding intensifies"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y90bDDLO094

Fri, 06/05/2015 - 10:25

#28

Matikclocker

*facepalm*

MANN WE ARE TALKING THAT YOU (Krakob) BLAMED ME!!! IS THIS HARD TO REMEMBER?!

Fri, 06/05/2015 - 10:46

#29

Krakob

But what does remembering it change? It's thanks to your violation of the rules of the game that we'll never get to know if we're kids now or if we're squids now!

Fri, 06/05/2015 - 11:31

#30

Vohtarak-Forum

I'm vohtarak, call me by that name

Mat, the rules of the game were very clear, it is you're fault, no yelling and immature arguments will change that

Fri, 06/05/2015 - 14:01

#31

Matikclocker

Matikclocker starts the raving sequence!

Raving sequence means I will go mad if SOMEBODY will NOT support me. (......) <--- Rave Bar. Fills up per post against me. Posts for me will decrease. Filling up will cause MASS DESTRUCTION IN {ALIGNMENT RECTIFIER ACTIVE} Sorry, I went crazy for a while.

@Vohtarak
The rules weren't clear for me. The not understandable part is:
"Reply n where n is odd states "you are a kid"
Reply n where n is even states "you are a squid""
Oh, and it's Krakob's fault for not making the rules clear.

@Krakob
ASKING FOR UNDERSTANDABLE RULES AND TELLING ABOUT THE REAL SPLATOON GAME ISN'T A VIOLATION OF YOUR GAME!!!
If you want to find out who is a kid/squid better drive somebody else mad.
I also want to add that Quint also played your game, so either keep driving me mad or go to Quint saying he wrecked your game.

Sat, 06/06/2015 - 01:15

#32

Matikclocker

Bump.

We can end this conflict in easy way...
I will end this if Krakob apologises me for blaming me for saying that I don't understand the rules and for telling some info about real Splatoon game.
Or we can end this in harder way...
You will fill up my Rave Meter and I will go so mad that {Alignment Rectifier active}.

Sat, 06/06/2015 - 03:45

#33

Vohtarak-Forum

I'm vohtarak, call me by that name

They literally said
If the comment is an odd number you say "you are a kid"
If its odd say "you are a squid"
This stuff is basic common sense anyone old enough to play this game (13+) will have learned, either through intuition or the bit of algebra involved

And krakob's not apologizing, and really doesn't have to

Sat, 06/06/2015 - 04:22

#34

Matikclocker

(|..... )

Vohtarak, I know, but asking for rules isn't a violation.
So does information about actual game (on Wii U)

Sat, 06/06/2015 - 04:28

#35

Vohtarak-Forum

I'm vohtarak, call me by that name

"I know, but..."
Evidently you didnt

Sat, 06/06/2015 - 05:51

#36

Krakob

ASKING FOR UNDERSTANDABLE RULES AND TELLING ABOUT THE REAL SPLATOON GAME ISN'T A VIOLATION OF YOUR GAME!!!
The rules clearly stated that post #3 would state "You're a kid!". You failed to comply with the rules by posting

I don't catch the rules of this game. Splatoon is a game released on Wii U (or somewhat), but I dont know what are the rules here.

which upon close inspection is not at all "You're a kid!". Thus you broke the rules you're a squid now.

I also want to add that Quint also played your game, so either keep driving me mad or go to Quint saying he wrecked your game.
I already did. I believe Quint may have come to accept that they are a kid now or squid now, unlike you.

Sat, 06/06/2015 - 07:01

#37

Matikclocker

Ok man. In case of the rules

Ok man. In case of the rules of game you won. But it doesn't drop the case what with the "Splatoon is a game released on Wii U, but I don't know what are the rules here".
In case of this quote, I said I didn't know how to play Splatoon because I never played this game.
Will this conflict end when I say I am a squid?

Sat, 06/06/2015 - 14:47

#38

Crazee-Pi-Forum

ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

Since you cannot seem to follow simple rules, I'm starting a new forum game here.

The first poster (me, obviously) says SPAT
Every poster after him says ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATAT

We continue this until we reach the nth dimension, where we can be both kids and squids.

If you cannot follow these rules, then I am sorry to say, but you are an octopus.

SPAT

Sat, 06/06/2015 - 14:48

#39

Matikclocker

As you like, mann.

ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATAT
((Maybe I should graveyard this and create Crazee Pi's game in the Arcade? I think this conflict ended... at least for now.))

EDIT: Crazee Pi, what with A new kind of roleplaying game and other games at the Arcade?

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