ATTENTION: The Yacht Club has closed its doors. The following is the archive of the original recruitment letter.

Do you like luxury?
Do you drive a Jaguar?
Do you often find yourself basking in the glory of your own opulence?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, then gentlemen, look no further. I present to you -- The Yacht Club. A unique guild offered exclusively for the elite. A guild that transcends the pedestrian drudgery of the bourgeoisie. A guild where Haven's aristocracy can discuss current events over Cuban cigars. A guild where millionaires drink champagne on luxury yachts.

In all seriousness, Yacht Club activities include:

• Discussing money-making ventures and strategies
• Hosting a wide assortment of competitions and extravaganzas
• Frequent gambling
• CE market speculation, profiteering, and arbitrage
• Running Tier 3 for gentlemanly sport and recreation

And of course, The Yacht Club is exclusive. A lady or gentlemen seeking admittance into The Yacht Club must possess:

• Tier 3 access
• One MILLION crowns*

For the priveleged few that are eligible, I strongly encourage you to join. I look forward to meeting all of you soon, whether it be at the golf course, Jaguar dealership, conference room, or yacht marina.

Regards,
Weedle
Yacht Club Founder, Spiral Knights millionaire

Festering
Yacht Club Officer, Spiral Knights pundit

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For more information or to apply, please contact Weedle or Festering in-game.

*Value may be split between CE/Cr. Wealth is displayed through the trade window. After admittance, members are not encouraged but are permitted to drop below 1,000,000 crowns.