I'm Guhnom, Executive Recruiting Officer (yes, I made that title up myself) for Unicorns And Kitties!

We're a pretty small guild right now with an population of about 15 active members, but with the coming of PvP we've noticed it's increasingly difficult to get games going or to climb the leaderboards, and sometimes it's depressing to log in and see you're the only online member. SO, it's recruiting time!

We're obsessed with PvP and FSC right now. If you're interested, our current guild rank is #49, and our fastest Vanaduke kill to date is a little over 4 minutes. You don't have to be into either of those to join, of course. The main reason for recruitment is to get diversity in the guild so everyone can be having fun at all hours of the day.

If you like doing clockworks runs, we have new recruits who are doing T1, and many of our older members are towards the end of T2 or already 'endgame', but we'll offer a helping hand to you if you need it (unless you're a beggar).

If you like to just sit around and chat, that's also an option. I've always got my eye on the chat box, and I'll even converse with you when I'm in an arena--during a lull, of course. :D Often times we just hang around haven and chat with others, so there's no shortage of socialness here. <3

As for member demographics, we go from about.. 16 to 23 (give or take), mostly male, and mostly living in the US. Wait, that sounds like the average gaming population, too! Funny how that works out. :/

Requirements:
Recruits MUST be over age 13, preferably at least 16 (or at least do a good job fooling us into believing you are)
Do NOT typ evrythgn lyk dis, bcuz its childsh n no1 cn undrstadn u, n it maeks u lok lyk a 10yr old.
You should be relatively active, at least dropping by to say hello a few times a week, if not playing. :)
No begging, no hateful attitudes/language, and no noobs (but newbies are allowed)

What you will find in this guild:

Unicorn magic

Kitty glitter

Quick and easy FSC battles (even if you're in proto gear!)

Friendly competing in PvP, and lots of wins

T2-T3 runs

A friendly, open atmosphere with lots of chatting

Quality friends <3

Friendship is Magic!

What you will not find in this guild:

70 members online at once

Beggars and arrogant players

Small children

Spammers and scammers

Constant weeding to kick less-active members

Drama, hatred, or loathing for each other or others

An overly competitive attitude about everything

Sucky buttholes

People who make you want to quit the guild

If you're interested, comment here or send a whisper/mail/whatever to Guhnom, and you'll get an invite if you're accepted. :)