Best and worst Trolls
sam, 11/19/2011 - 18:05
Who trolled others the best, and who failed so hard that they trolled themselves. (it happened)
Post situations here
sam, 11/19/2011 - 18:18
#2
Well I met a noob one day
The conversation-
Noob: How do I play a gate
Me: *Stops running across arcade* You go into the gate in front of you
Noob: Then what?
Me: Press Join party
Noob: How do I fight?
Me: Didn't you play the tutorial?
Noob: No
Me: Then how are you here?
Noob: Can I have a sword?
Me: Don't you have a proto sword?
N: I want the product?
M: What?
N: How do I play the game?
M: Go in a gate
N: I already did
M: Do you have energy left?
N: No, I used it on the gates today
M: Then why are you asking me this stuff?
N: Why are you asking me for energy?
M: ?
N: How do I go into a gate?
M: But you already know!
N: Stop asking me for energy
M: ಠ_ಠ
N: I won't give you my energy
N: I won't give you my energy
N: I won't give you my energy
N: I won't give you my money
N: I won't give you my energy
N: I won't give you my energy
N: I won't give you my energy
N: I won't give you my energy
N: How do I...
M: Shut the !*$@ up!
N: Why you asking me things?
And I had to block him because he wouldn't stop following me.
This troll wins by miles
sam, 11/19/2011 - 18:37
#3
I approve
I feel like this thread is going to give a lot of people a lot new ideas.
sam, 11/19/2011 - 18:40
#4
RE: Oakgear
Actually that could happen to anyone. Those kinds of Trolls are so widespread the only way to find a really good one is to randomly switch havens, and have him just be right there, sitting in front of you... And then he starts trolling you all over again.
Also, are we allowed to nominate people?
sam, 11/19/2011 - 19:14
#5
On a fail run, we all died in
On a fail run, we all died in a graveyard. The leader spent ce for a mass revive (wich I insist was completely unnecessary and total waste)
At the elevator he started to threaten us to pay him or he'd report/kick everyone and we'd loose all the heat and all. A cool phantom killed him.
TROLLED BY THE GAME (or karma)
sam, 11/19/2011 - 19:28
#6
A few hours ago
Guy: give me 10000k pis
Me: Don't share your disgusting fetish with me, young man
Me: You are strange
sam, 11/19/2011 - 19:35
#7
Axonio isn't very witty.
I think as a rule, you shouldn't post what you "cleverly" said to people in game. It's probably not that funny.
sam, 11/19/2011 - 20:15
#8
in a JK run, at the end of
in a JK run, at the end of RCR.
Me: Well, I'm going up.
Party leader: Can you go solo?
Me: WHy?
PL: I want to inite someone.
Me: I don't want to lose me heat.
*conversation repeats*
Me: No, I won't go solo.
*PL kicks me, I lose all my heat.*
Me: WTF you #%*(#^*$#.
in the arcade:
*walking along minding my own business.
Random guy: Can I have 2k cr?
Me: Sorry no.
*Walks away, RG follows me*
RG: Can I have 2k cr?
Me: No
*Walks away, RG follows*
RG: Give me 2k cr.
Me: NO!
*runs away, zigzagging and doing random stuff. RG follows me*
Me: Stop following me!
RG: GIve me 2k cr first.
*Runs away, he follows me*
Me: STOP THAT!
RG: Give me 2k cr or I'll report you.
Me: ... DUde, stop trolling me or else I'll report you .
*goes to different Haven.*
in the ATR
SOme guy who's name I will not post: *throws fire pot at me*
me: wtf?
SGWNIWNP: Haha. You are so stupid.
me: ...
SGWNIWNP: *insults me more*
me: stop that
*SGWNIWNP throws another fire pot at me. I dodge."
SGWNIWNP: WTF man! You're so #%&$%#&%$#&%$&#*.
me:...
*SGWNIWNP tries to grab another fire pot, I grab it first*
SGWNIWNP: dude, stop being a #%*@&^#@. You're so stupid and dumb and *ETC*.
me:... *reports SGWNIWNP*
Me: there, just reported you
SGWNIWNP: wtf you ^#*&$^#*($b$^#(&(9 79&($*#(*$&(#)*&hn(@*&#$()!@*b&(#*$)(@#*!!!!!!$*#&$^*#&(!*&#!n(*@&#(
*KEEPS INSULTING ME AND SWEARING AT ME**oops caps lock*
me: ... stop that
SGWNIWNP: *keeps insulting and swearing at me*
me: *throws fire pot at him, sets him on fire, walks calmly out of the ATR with SGWNIWNP swearing behind me*
sam, 11/19/2011 - 20:34
#9
Wow. I can't believe you guys
Wow. I can't believe you guys remember all the stuff i did to you back then.
(JK)
sam, 11/19/2011 - 20:41
#10
lordofnecrogarbage
which category are you entering?
sam, 11/19/2011 - 21:23
#11
Trolls!!!
Lordofnecromancers gets stalked. :D
sam, 11/19/2011 - 21:49
#12
If some noob is annoying me,
If some noob is annoying me, saying
"pls can i join ur pls", I just ask an officer to let them join the guild (everyone in the joke, of course), everyone says "Hi" "Welcome to the Guild!" and kick them out.
:>
dim, 11/20/2011 - 07:42
#13
a conversation went something like this yesterday
RG: can I have a proto sword for 50k?
Me: …dude are you serious? o.o
RG: i'm a noob, idk how much it costs
Me: it costs less than 300
Bystander: it costs 150 cr
RG: oh, i didn't know that
Me: i could have scammed you XD
Me: wait, if you played the tutorial shouldn't you have a proto sword already?
Bystander: *hits inspect* funny how this noob has 2 5* trinkets and 2 extra weapon slots on him
RG: *pulls out Ice Queen set and a full complement of 5* weapons and grins triumphantly*
dim, 11/20/2011 - 07:58
#14
advanced training hall
By the way, does camping the ATH and throwing fire pots at other people count as a form of trolling?
dim, 11/20/2011 - 08:39
#15
@Meta
/looksatLordofNecromanc
@Meta
/looksatLordofNecromancer'sPost
I think that counts as trolling.
Also stories of how you anti-trolled them is fun too :3
dim, 11/20/2011 - 09:13
#16
Operation Proto Storm
After one of my Trivia Events, I and some of the winners dressed in Proto Gear and went around to various Havens, begging for CR, items, CE, etc. Upon getting a hostile reaction, we would switch back into our 4* and 5* gear. Here are some of the screenshots I got...
http://steamcommunity.com/id/MasterofShadows/screenshots/
(Look at the Nov. 6 Screenshots)
dim, 11/20/2011 - 09:35
#17
I was running with a troll
I was running with some randoms though royal jelly palace. There was this one troll in my group who was was deliberately using their caliber to throw enemies my way. So, I used my valiance to play enemy ping pong. Then the troll threatened to afk, but died before they got the chance.
dim, 11/20/2011 - 10:13
#18
I've been lying to you
I've been lying to you all...
I'm really a man...
and my alt name is..
Milkman.
or maybe that's a lie too...
dim, 11/20/2011 - 11:01
#19
@Dancinjen
Made you troll
@Dancinjen
Made you troll yourself. If you think about that statement then that means I have trolled you. PROBLEM???
Keep the trolling coming guys :D
dim, 11/20/2011 - 11:14
#20
no...
you jelly.
you!
jelly!
no...
you jelly.
you!
jelly!
dim, 11/20/2011 - 11:41
#21
Says the Jelly Queen :3
Says the Jelly Queen :3
dim, 11/20/2011 - 19:29
#22
I nominate
grievos
dim, 11/20/2011 - 19:35
#23
@ Hanktron
/agree
@ Hanktron
/agree
dim, 11/20/2011 - 23:31
#24
Trolls...
I hate them with a passion. I was walking in a park minding my own buisness until I came to a bridge. I got a few feet from getting onto it when a little green guy with purple hair jumped out from under it and started yelling at me, saying "You have to answer my riddle before you may cross this here bridge!" So I punted him off the bridge into the running rapids of the river (Whoo! Rhyme!) where he was promptly eaten by river gators. Trolls are evil.
lun, 11/21/2011 - 04:43
#25
GodofSkype1 is the Troll God
GodofSkype1 is the Troll God Supreme of this game. Anyone who even dreams about being as good as he was is only fooling themselves.
lun, 11/21/2011 - 06:49
#26
Never gonna give you up
Never
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
o btw its impossible to say the following words consecutively:
eye loss dug aim
herpderp.
lun, 11/21/2011 - 07:05
#27
Situation:
1- You-know-who
Situation:
1- You-know-who makes a new thread: "Something something I'm the best something something".
2- Instant flame war starts, everyone in the forums is raging with hate.
3- ???
4- Profit.
lun, 11/21/2011 - 07:38
#28
Only one..
I stinkin wish I could have met the amazing godofskype1, but from my view, it's stinkin easy.
SHOEBOX FTW <3
Cheers,
~W
lun, 11/21/2011 - 08:45
#29
There was some guy I met
There was some guy I met during the FSC run. The speech may not be accurate but the meaning is kept.
Him: My mother fights with his boyfriend, I hate him...
Me: lol
Him: He's a jerk. He always beats me up. I hate him so much...
Him: I am going to commit suicide.
Me: Calm down man, take it easy.
Him: My life is miserable, I am going to kill myself.
Me: If you commit suicide you will be the one losing. Life will get better.
Him: No, I hate my life. I will just kill myself.
Then after some time he says: 'Bye I am going to kill myself', and leaves.
There was another guy in the party.
I tell him: 'Troll?'
He says: 'Probably'.
lun, 11/21/2011 - 11:07
#30
ROFL.
watermelon i totally
ROFL.
watermelon i totally said that like ten times before I got the joke...
WOW.
lun, 11/21/2011 - 12:08
#31
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I was begging for "500 plz" by pretending to have Tay-sachs, and when I told this one particular guy (who actually believed me) that I didn't really have Tay-sachs, but I was just using that as an excuse for begging, (s)he got shocked.
I don't know...
lun, 11/21/2011 - 12:12
#32
@Watermelon
lol funny how some words put together can mean something if you keep saying it XD
lun, 11/21/2011 - 12:35
#33
"1- You-know-who makes a new
"1- You-know-who makes a new thread: "Something something I'm the best something something".
2- Instant flame war starts, everyone in the forums is raging with hate.
3- ???
4- Profit."
I didn't know you-know-who also was a midget. I'm not talking about that Harry Potter villain by the way.
lun, 11/21/2011 - 13:02
#34
Wtf....People troll in Spiral
Wtf....People troll in Spiral Knights since when?
lun, 11/21/2011 - 14:45
#35
@Hanktron
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes...
AGREED!
lun, 11/21/2011 - 15:00
#36
had to post this
So I was in an FSC run, and joined a random party. We did Dark City, and they were a pretty good, nice party. We got to basil and I got out my Faust (I was heating it) and killed myself with it in the clockworks terminal. they resed me and im like "I so pro" after that we were waiting for a fourth party member,but one guys decided to go solo. thats not even the trolling im getting at. the party became locked but whatever. For fun real quick I decided to kill myslef with faust charge AGAIN. sadly....
Party leader: lol *revives*
Me: I so proto
PL:try to kill urslef on the health pad, try and beat it
Me: Okay!
Me: *kills self with faust on health pad*
PL: lol cool
Me: :3
PL: leaves party returns to haven
Me: >:O
I then tried to invite my guildie, but....
IT
WAS
LOCKED.
lun, 11/21/2011 - 15:02
#37
in a devilite lvl
me: revives
in a devilite lvl
me: revives dead guy
guy: gets killed in 4 sconds
me: that was a worse mistake than trying to be a fish in a play
guy kicks me
me: tell guy, why did you kick me, it was just a joke
guy: you trollster
guy blocks me
sam, 11/26/2011 - 14:30
#38
aww I was looking forward to the trolling..
Too bad this thread died....
OH
I just bumped it :3
sam, 11/26/2011 - 14:40
#39
best deal ever
Since everyone does this to me, i tried to do it, to see how it feels.
Do new players really believe anyone would click confirm?
sam, 11/26/2011 - 14:54
#40
this one time, I was in a
this one time, I was in a haven being incredibly sarcastic and this asshat of a woman (oh hi dancinjen!) shouted back at me with sarcasm about loving me forever and being best of friends. then I found out she was serious. then I found out she was engaged.
I'm still not sure whats happening with her burning affection for me and the socalled engagement.
sam, 11/26/2011 - 15:02
#41
MY ENGAGEMENT IS SERIOUS
MY ENGAGEMENT IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.
srs bznz.
sam, 11/26/2011 - 20:57
#42
if it is even close to as
if it is even close to as serious as the burning you have for me in a loinal area, it is indeed srs bznz.
sam, 11/26/2011 - 21:07
#43
Smogrn
Him for
1) Spamming the forums with 'I did this' threads
2) Having awkward grammar/spelling
3) existing
sam, 11/26/2011 - 22:42
#44
"3) existing"
everyone
"3) existing"
everyone exists. does that make us all terrible trolls?
sam, 11/26/2011 - 22:45
#45
Existing
Everyone exists. That does not imply everyone exists to troll.
sam, 11/26/2011 - 23:32
#46
Trolling.
Setting: Me as a party member with 2 other party members and the party host. Everyone but me is in weak gear.
Event: Enter an easy arena right at the beginning of level, all three go down in 10 seconds, i spend next 30 seconds reviving them, total revives=10.
Me: Are you kidding me? *stops reviving*
Them: Revive Us! Revive Us!
Me: *beasts through rest of level solo, without reviving them. They keep chatting.
At end of level, next to elevator: (thought bubble) "are these people really going to force me to use the elevator and revive them for the next level? O_O"
my chat: "Well, time for me to go solo"
their chat: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
me: goes solo*
sam, 11/26/2011 - 23:41
#47
you now have to prove that
you now have to prove that smog exists to troll. have fun with that.
dim, 11/27/2011 - 07:48
#48
Random guy: WTS ce 5000 cr
Random guy: WTS ce 5000 cr
Me: ok ill buy 300ce
*opens up trade
Me: *puts in 15000cr
RG: click confirm
Me: put in ce first
RG : no way your gonna scam me
Me: wtf
RG: /yell everyone, this guy is a scammer
Me: ...
dim, 11/27/2011 - 09:43
#49
lol^
what an idiot lol
dim, 11/27/2011 - 18:55
#50
Haters Gonna Hate
Random people beg me for crowns and CE all the time. My response:
Me: Sure dude. *opens trade, puts some cr in the trade window*
Beggar: Oh thanks! *clicks accept*
Me: *goes afk without accepting*
I play a game with it. I'll occasionally check back, or keep an eye on the window to see when they close the trade panel. Immediately after they do I offer to trade them again and offer the same amount. Rinse and repeat for as long as they will accept trades from me. Even if they stop accepting trades, continue to send them trade prompts every time they click "no thanks".
Personal record: had one guy yelling "CLICK ACCEPT! CLICK ACCEPT!" for 17 minutes one time. I was on the forums the whole time.
Lawl.
You know you love me, I know you care.
Just shout whenever, and I'll be there!
You want my love, you want my heart, and we would never ever ever be apart.
Blah blah blah...
And I was like; baby, baby, baby ooh,
like baby, baby, baby nooooo~
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