I once had someone jump into my party with all 2* gear... and a faust. I would have thought nothing of it if they weren't clearly new to the weapon. I helped them the best I could but that only goes so far.

Also every accidental death on spikes after an arena finishes ever.

I have pals that do that, I wouldn't consider those accidental personally.
But if you've ever finished the third arena by a hair and die on spikes after it ends it is really embarassing.
Then again it's free heat regardless in a party haha

First run I did with the GM of my guild I had a spike death on the way out. He was already up breaking boxes and I had to ask him to come rev me. The free heat would have been a great cover story if I had thought of it then.

@Mightyputty - "LOL! I know its so weird when that happens!!!"

As for me, awkward moment... Met a fellow knight, he asked for an invite to the guild, invited him. Quite a talkative little fellow. If not a bit to friendly, but I'm okay with that! Anyway, not even 2 hours, they left the guild and hopped to a new guild that some of my friends are in, and apparently wanted to start a guild war. But we're a friendly bunch, so I pretty much ignored it. The next day, my friend told me that he left their guild. When I meet him the very next day, he's in a NEW different guild, xD a guild that one of my other friends own. Anyway, he sends me a tell asking to be invited to the guild. REJECTED!

"accidental death on spikes" = Hey anyone need some heat, I dont need mine now.

Haha, like a boss!

A guy in my friendlist PMed my kinda-girly-if-you-squint Knight, along the lines of "hey ur cute, how old r u? plz reply"
I raise an eyebrow, and reply: "I'm a guy and I'm 39. Also, PMs seem to cost money here, so I'm not replying to you from now on."
The day after, I see the following message form the same guy: "its ok were do u live u r cute answer plz"
Figuring it was too late to pretend I was instead a 61-year-old tax collector who collects porcelain dolls and human skulls, I gave up and blocked him.

Disclaimer to those with broken sarcasm sensors: no, I am none of the above.

I'm pretty sure I tried to flirt with someone I thought was a girl who turned out to be a guy. Not that I don't flirt with guys too but you flirt differently with your mates, right? I was a little alarmed at how easily he took it as me being friendly. Apparently I need to step up my game.

I was doing a RJP run with 3 other people and as soon as
we stepped on a party button to release the monsters...I got a phone call.
All three of the guys I was playing with died and I was talking on the phone
with one hand and dodging monsters with the other. They kept asking me
to revive them or why I wasn't attacking.

Not to awkward since they were friends but still pretty funny.

That awkward moment when people don't know about these "that awkward moment" sentences.

When you want to go on a run, but you don't want to be rude to your friend.

/Thinks: Dude, I got nothing to talk about, can I go for my run already!?

/says: So....what now?
Other dude: I dunno...wanna hang out?

/thinks: C'mon! I want to use my mist already!!!!
/Says: Sure.........

IRL: /*facepalm*

1) We had just arrived at the Clockwork Terminal and were rushing through the recipes because the next depth was an arena. Just when we were about to go, someone joined the party. While waiting for him to load, the gate changed. We gave up waiting for the arena to come back after 6-ish minutes of standing around.

2) I think it was the Garden of Goo (First JK level). We got wiped out because SOMEONE decided to spawn everything at once. We spent about 2 minutes waiting for someone else to fork over the energy to revive themselves (At least the guy was kind enough to revive the entire party).

3) I joined a party, and everyone was speaking Spanish... They were also part of the same guild, and were happily chatting amongst themselves the entire time.

4) Throwing a Stun Vial at a large group of Lumbers, managing to miss every single one. Then, not a second later, two of them smashed me in the noggin, breaking my shield and nearly killing me. I had to wobble away, while stunned, with 1 health left.

My knight must be hot.... In the haven next to the AH all these girls started hugging me.... while my MOM was watching me play!

I once walked in on one of my friends talking with his other friends about some rather explicit stuff, I promptly turned and left.

@sir-didymus if only you had a Nitronome and a shock pad nearby.....

Friend: Hey wanna help me in this arena

Me: Sure!

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Ah its just part 1 , not so hard...
WHY CANT I SHIELD

*just came from lock down*

sigh.

I tried to chat in 2Trade, so I typed /zone 2 Trade, without thinking. Of course, 2 Trade ends up being broadcasted in Zone 1.

Brilliant.

This knight approached me and whipped out his Chromalisk.

That awkward moment when I realize that this thread is actually a year old... ಥ_ಥ

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You're lagging in a trap, all of your comerades are dead, you have just about equal equipment but when the lagging finishes, you are not dead... I've done it a few times with the assumption that if I move about "this" distance in "that" direction for a duration of time, I should be alright. And somehow when I get the idea to drive AROUND spikes while blinded by the proceedings of lag, it works half the time lest the enemy closes in on me all the while.

You run a PUG Arcade run with a provocatively... feminine Proto set on, then end up with the other guy in the group giving you all his pills and vitapod, and he is always making sure his Knight is looking at me...
...oops...
...he's dead. Better go revive him for the millionth time. /sigh...
...hey, he's blushing!

/derp.