Man I wish you got a ban forever..

Please OOO, place this on the graveyard and lock this thread because of the excessive caps lock, swearing, and threatening present by the creator of this thread.

This guy reminds of the angry Chinese guy that was pranked by Ownagepranks. "DON'T COME SAY WOK" xD I'm weird lol.

But in all seriousness, to the graveyard it goes please.

I love it when foreigners try to insult in English.

Their insults never make any sense in our language/society, so they're pretty much screaming gibberish at us thinking they're hurting our feelings.

Makes my day.

Lumber jack hand. Lolwhat. And he thinks other people are posting "nonsence"?

This guy is hilarious. I say we keep him.

PS: No God would care about what happens to you in a goddamn game. Get it together, man.

OMG NO! Not him! Not here! X(

I have had enough of Ehsanman! What follows is a set of observations I have made about irascible, duplicitous ne'er-do-wells. I might have been dreaming but I believe I once heard him admit, sotto voce, that he wants all of us to believe that the future of the entire world rests in his hands. That's why he sponsors brainwashing in the schools, brainwashing by the government, brainwashing statements made to us by politicians, entertainers, and sports stars, and brainwashing by the big advertisers and the news media. Need I point out that the present controversy demands honest dialogue, not crude attempts at demonization? We can all have daydreams about Happy Fuzzy Purple Bunny Land, where everyone is caring, loving, and nice. Not only will those daydreams not come true, but we have a dilemma of leviathan proportions on our hands: Should we catalogue Ehsanman's swindles and perversions, or is it sufficient to do something good for others? The bigger question is the following: To what degree is Ehsanman going to panic irrationally and overreact completely. Well, once you begin to see the light, you'll realize that he and other voices of antipluralism have joined in a chorus singing the praises of marginalizing dissident voices. Now that's a strong conclusion to draw just from the evidence I've presented in this letter so let me corroborate it by saying that we cannot afford to waste our time, resources, and energy by dwelling upon inequities of the past. Instead, we must present a clear picture of what is happening, what has happened, and what is likely to happen in the future. Doing so would be significantly easier if more people were to understand that Ehsanman will crush the will of all individuals who have expressed political and intellectual opposition to his tricks because he possesses a hatred that defies all logic and understanding, that cannot be quantified or reasoned away, and that savagely possesses homophobic fogeys with poxy and uncontrollable rage.

Armed only with a white shirt, pocket protector, slide rule, thick glasses, and some other neat stuff, I have determined that Ehsanman doesn't want us to know about his plans to take rights away from individuals whom only Ehsanman perceives as profligate. Otherwise, we might do something about that. I've said this before, and I'll say it again, but documents written by his intimates typically include the line, "Ehsanman has his moral compass in tact", in large, 30-point type, as if the size of the font gives weight to the words. In reality, all that that fancy formatting really does is underscore the fact that some people are responsible and others are not. Ehsanman falls into the category of "not".

It may be soothing and pleasant for Ehsanman to think that university professors must conform their theses and conclusions to his immature prejudices if they want to publish papers and advance their careers, but the question that's on everyone's mind these days is, "Where do we go from here?" Unfortunately, I can't give a complete answer to that question in this limited space. But I can tell you that I am truly at a loss for words when he asserts that divine ichor flows through his veins. He can't possibly be serious. I suspect that the real story here is that Ehsanman's claim that disreputable blackguards aren't ever slatternly-to-the-core is factually unsupported and politically motivated. There can be no doubt that part of the myth that Ehsanman perpetuates is that trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. I'll probably devote a separate letter to that topic alone, but for now I'll simply summarize by stating that the gods of chauvinism and exhibitionism figure prominently in Ehsanman's personal pantheon. Still, I recommend you check out some of Ehsanman's contrivances and draw your own conclusions on the matter. At this point, our task is to weaken the critical links in Ehsanman's nexus of refractory revanchism. Your support can help greatly with this task, this crucial task, at which we must not fail.

@Ehsanman You clearly got your history wrong. The Greeks defeated the Persians via Alexander the Great's swift attacks against Persia's large armies. And so what if Persia's old? What it makes your race supreme? Naw. This will be my last post on this thread because it's clear that Ehasnman is blinded within his anger at being banned.

@Kupoo I actually understood everything you said, although I had to look at the dictionary for some of those words. Nice rant on this complex character.

Wow.

To all concerned, I understand everyone's position. Ehsanman, I'm sure it feels bad when you get banned for trying to trade with people. There's nothing wrong with that. It would make me raving mad, too, if I was banned for repetitive advertising. Please understand, though, that you WERE technically spamming. "Spamming" is generally defined as excessive repetition of a phrase, and it's hard for salesmen to avoid it. In Spiral Knights, spamming for any reason is a bannable offense. Allow me to offer you a little business advice: being annoying is a double-edged sword for an advertiser. People remember you better, but it also makes people angrier at you. Advertisers can get away with repetition on TV, but not on Spiral Knights. I would personally recommend that you try a different sales tactic.

Everyone else: Yeah, Ehsanman has been very impolitic. First off, he ignored admin advice by failing to put his complaint on the support forums. Second, he typed in all caps with bad grammar. Ehsanman, if you want people to listen to you, PLEASE use proper grammar. Most people in the world really appreciate it when you try to use their language, and they similarly get irritated when you speak in a language they don't understand or speak their language very badly. Thirdly, bringing up God in the forums "opens up a whole new can of worms," so to speak. I believe in God as much as you do (though perhaps in a different way), but bringing up his name in the forums not only doesn't accomplish anything, but also gives God a bad name. I highly doubt that was your intent. As for asking God to punish people... be careful what you ask for. I think God would be happier if you asked for their repentance or conversion instead. Most of the people in these forums don't believe in God, and it's a VERY hot topic here in America, so I would advise that you don't bring it up at all.

good man forgive thieft and want from god to guide who stole his 200 crystall energy that he eran it solo tier 1 from very hard work defeat danger rooms solo only 1 and do any level solo to guide him to do not do bad work and stole people energy and crown and understand his bad work and become a good man
but i am not a good man i could not forgive him i remeber i wants cry in some points when i post things about my stolen account or mayby it was about thieft i do not want think about it it have cry i help a 11 years old kid these days with chieftain account i buy him wolver coat and cap calibur sword 2 gun
all of them free i help other people and some one help me magama ball he give me 300 ce and horned owlite shield and alot of wolver coats and blast bomb i return all of them to him tomorow of that day i take them from him and i work and eran 10000 crown and send him for 200 ce that he use for craft owlite shiled and i buy matrials that he use to craft owlite shiled i send him today i even give 1000 crown that he used when he craft 3 star owlite shild he was a good man but i say in email when i wants to return his 300 ce and owlite shiled and wolver coats i say to him you f*** me becuse i was angry i eraned crown so hard. and i must pay to him his 200 ce that he use to craft horned owlite shield my work was bad i say bad word to him he help me when he sell me 70 energy he say to me folow me and he craft me horned owlite shiled free and give me 300 ce free + alot of wolver coats + blast bomb free all free he say these all are gift i mistake take them a man help other people but do not make trouble for others my mean is i will always help people but i never say people help me.help other people god will help you .you help becuse you wants god help you or you help him to help ? a true good man is who help other people for help them he have kind heart he is kind he do not help other people to god give reward to him he help other people to help them
i am a bad man some one must say these words to me
i could not post with my EHSANMAN account i use this my account
i never want give god a bad name or Corrupt name of god
god exist and god is infinite kind and good god create all humans
from where you will understand god exist ?
from thinking you will understand god exist
no one say these questions to me i find them my self from thinking

did you wants come to this world ?
did you wants be human ?
did you choise your father and mother ?
did you wants be boy or girl ?
did you wants your Skin be black or white ?

think about sun sun light and warm earth

if sun was so far from earth what happen to earth we all were dying from cold and erath was always night
if sun was so near to earth what happen to earth ?we all burning from sun heat and daying
this is luck that sun is in good place that we will not die from cold or heat ? this is luck that sun is in a good position that will not die from its heat ?

we will die all one day no one can escape death we will see god at end

god send jesus and mohmad ,...... to guid human. do not do bad work be good this is reson i think god send them for this i do not think about it

jesus and mohamad ,... do not speak from thier self they say god word not thier own word

muslims and jews say dog is bad but in quran holy book of muslims that they say it is god word god do not say dog is bad .bad mans put hand in persian translate of quran i use google translate and translae some of quran from arabic orginal languge to persian and i understand that mulas say dog is bad they say lay they use name of god and mohmad they attach lay to god and mohamad they cheat people they teach thier lays in school they put a Lesson a book with name of religion and teacher teach it to kids they cheat people with name of god

does jesus and mohamad say things from thier selfs or say god word ?
in where god say dog is bad ?
mulas say lay like this they use name name of god and mohmad,... to cheat people

do not folow anything you hear blindly think about anything you hear and use your heart you will understand it is true or is lay even you hear somthing from month of jesus or mohamad in front of you think about it use your heart you will understand it is true or lay

any good things you like for yourself like for others any bad thing you do not like for yourself do not like for others
forgive me i say bad word to yours some one must say these words to me i am not a good man

i quit this game now i do not want help sega and three ring who create bad games like this