New Accessory! The BOOB Bandoiler!
Stay in school, Grittle.
At first: Water you talking about?
After: Ahhhh, shield my eyes!
...someone was feeling mature.
-_-
Oh my, how you've matured since I didn't see you...
But seriously, I'm 15 and want to play a game where references to these sort of things are NOT made...had enough of trying to be taken seriously while playing a game with girls going: 'I'm going to protect my body better by wearing LESS armour! :D'
I mean, come on, seerusly?
now the guild members of a certain questionably named guild are going to complain that this detracts from the delicious flat chest xD
That's why we're never going to get true gender options in this game.
Very clever
so graveyarded when the GMs get on in the morning
NEW AND IMPROVED BOOB BANDOLIER!
CLASSIFIED FEMALE KNIGHTS! FEEL MORE WOMANLY!
CLASSIFIED MALE KNIGHTS! SATISIFY YOUR HORMONAL NEEDS AND BOOT UP YOUR CIRCUITS!
GENDER CONFUSED KNIGHTS? DON'T MATTER! YOU CAN BE A CLASSIFIED WOMAN OR CLASSIFIED SEX-CHANGED SPIRAL KNIGHT! CUZ THERE'S REALLY NO GENDER!
FOR (12 payments) OF ONLY 1,000 CE, YOU CAN HAVE THE ACCESSORY EVERYONE HAS BEEN TALKING ABOUT AND DREAMING (while dream mode enabled for Spiral Knights) ABOUT! BUT WAIT! ORDER NOW AND BOOST WILL THROW IN ANOTHER BOOB BANDOLIER (for another 12 payments) FOUR BOOBS. MORE WOMANESS!
WATER YOU WAITIN FOR? CALL NOW! AND HERE IS A MESSAGE FROM OUR USER, HUBERT!
Hubert: *shlorp*...*jiggle*...*jiggle*
1-800-genders
(This item has not been approved by Bechamel and cannot be guaranteed to attach by her/him/it. Cannot guarantee refunds. Can possibly cause unsightly sores and/or scratched. Made in Emberlight.)
Bechamel is SO TOTALLY getting one of these.
>Moved to suggestions.
what?? no more of these available :O???
Oi vei, you totally missed it AND necro'd. That requires a special facepalm...
~Sev
lol cobby hahaha
I said suggestions eury! Dag-nammit.
a guildie once told me,
"Boobytrap spelled backwards makes Party Boob"
i live by that motto. and giggle every time i see a trap in clockworks.
Sorry, what made Eurydice think it shouldn't be suggested, so why is it still here? :O
...anyone else thinking of that Breast of Almire thing right now?
still didnt get one :(
i dont get it