Who wants to look good? What's that? EVERYONE? Of COURSE they do!
These are a list of suggestions for the Devs to hear and THINK about, in case they need new ideas for accessories. Any ideas they take and use are theirs, I only wanna be a PITCH MAN.
HELMET ACCESSORIES:
1st: Antennas
-Ever looked at a Greaver and felt INFERIOR due to their SUPERIOR sensory limbs? Makes you feel just plain BAD, doesn't it? With THESE, you can stop feeling BAD about it, and start feeling FAKE instead!
*Helm Side Accessory
*Comes in: All standard Styles
2nd: Gremlin Goggles
-People LOVE Gremlins, and for a good reason too! They're fuzzy, tiny, love to bite, and curse like a sailor! So why not SOLIDIFY your passion for them by SLAYING one and modifying their BELOVED EYE WEAR so you can wear it too!
*Helm Front Accessory
*Comes in: All standard Styles
3rd: Monovisor (could use a better name)
-Who needs DEPTH PERCEPTION when you can LOOK like a robot with this visor! Warning: We hold no responsibility towards any accidents, captures, or deaths caused by being unable to see depth.
*Helm Front Accessory
*Comes in: All standard Styles
4th: Cyclops Visor(now WITH an alternate design!) (Could also use a catchier name?)
-For those who enjoy a more simpler, humble life of a not freakishly narrow, single slit of an eye across their face. Pulled directly off a newbie's Cyclops Cap, and then cleaned with ammonia to prevent any tear stains on it.
*Helm Front Accessory
*Comes in: All standard Styles
5th: Siren
-Shufflebots are just about the only thing in this universe that ISN'T a Love Puppy that we need more of. So I ran by the Advanced Training Hall and ripped off some sirens from those adorable little cubes before getting caught and dragged out! But jokes on THEM, 'cuz now I know how to make them! (this accessory has a prismatic glow where the light would be, and spins around)
*Helm Top Accessory
*Comes in: All standard Styles
6th: Bladed Mohawk
-With something like this, you could become quite a...SHARP dresser! HOHOHOhoho...aherm, I figured since we have spikes and normal, why not add something a bit EDGIER? PFFFTHAHAHAHA hohoho! MAN I crack myself up.
*Helm Top Accessory
Comes in: All standard Styles
7th: Clockhand Sides
-A good way to keep time is to have a watch. A BETTER way to keep time is to BE the watch! Works even better with friends, as they'll find it easier to look at your sides than you would!
*Helm Side Accessory
Comes in: All standard Styles
8th: Eyepatch
-A little something to put the ARRRR into Clockworks! Delve around, FOOLING your enemies to think you only have one functioning eye! Note: We are not responsible for any accidents caused by your inability to recall that this will, in fact, cover your eye.
*Helm Front Accessory
Comes in: All standard Styles
9th: Dragon Horns
-Celebrate the year of the dragon the RIGHT way, and use these horns to intimidate your enemies when you're charging at them, headfirst! No longer will swords be needed when you can HIT everything with your head!
*Helm Side Accessory
Comes in: All standard Styles
10th: Imp Horns
-A wise man once told me know one's enemies, know yourself, and you need not worry if you have a pair of really big freakin' horns. Somethin' about a thousand battles, too. I think it just meant make more horns, so we did!
*Helm Side Accessory
Comes in: All standard Styles
ARMOR ACCESSORIES:
1st: Mist Tank
-The world of fashion is a tough one; while most people are scraping all of their supplies to make the most outta life, YOU'RE deciding to forget that, and look AWESOME instead! Spare Mist Tank? Strap that on your back, and you're good to go! (meant to be a giant mist tank that hangs vertically from your back. Could be a "Back Barrel Belly" varient, in which it's hanging horizontally.)
*Armor Back Accessory
*Comes in: All Standard Styles
2nd: Greaver Wings
-Angels, dragons, and valkyrie's are cool and all, but who needs all that when you've got the metally wings of a GIANT DEMON MOTH? With EYES on them!
*Armor Back Accessory
*Comes in: All standard Styles
3rd: Dud Rocket
-That Seerus fella sure knows how to look good! So, in a totally-not-copying-him-manner, we decide to IMPROVE upon his sense of fashion by bringin' it to our beloved Knights! We're not REALLY sure if it's a dud or not, but hey, all for the price of fashion!
*Armor Back Accessory
*Comes in: All standard Styles
4th: Back Gear
-Ever woke up and said "MAN I wish I was a Lumber?" Well keep dreamin' kid, you're not a half-tree half-robot that moves like a glacier and hits like a meteor. But what you CAN, however, is strap this not-so-giant-but-really-heavy gear onto your back, and amaze your friends! (It's animated in that it turns much like a Lumber's gear would. Would be silly to have a static gear on your back!)
*Armor Back Accessory
*Comes in: All standard Styles
5th: Clockworks Key(Idea by Flamaxe)
-Steam powered, mist powered, coal powered, magic powered...all baloney, I tell ya! Back in my day, we had to TURN the little windup key in our back to keep our armor from shuttin' down! You kids have the luxury of usin' it to show off. Bunch of ungrateful little...(animated, in that it spins around, as one would probably guess)
*Armor Back Accessory
*Comes in: All standard Styles
6th: Silk Wings
-Too many wings? Whoever said that is a HEATHEN! Wings are for the PERFECT and magnificent! If you feel that faeries aren't represented well enough, well shut your mouth and look at this! FAIRY WINGS. For you fairy folk. Or for the young knights who likes to believe they're a pretty Silkwing. Don't try to fly with them, though; they melt if you get too close to the sun.
*Armor Back Accessory
*Comes in: All standard Styles
7th: Vial Bandolier
-Demos get explosives tied to their stomach, swordsmen get MORE swords on them...what about us VIAL users? I've never seen anyone WIMP OUT of a vials-only Proto Run. Show your pride for tossing glass jars with these fragile AND deadly vials!
*Armor Front Accessory
*Comes in: "Status" styles, like the Stunning Crest, with one for each vial. Can also be Prismatic, or come in normal styles if ya want
8th: Pill Bandolier
-No one appreciates a good medic. The reason? No half-decent medic carries spare, totally usable vials on them BEFORE they even step foot on those elevators. Show everyone that you're the BEST darn medic in town by strapping these synthetic* health capsules on your body! THEN everyone will be literally DYING to have you on their team!
*plastic
*Armor Front Accessory
*Comes in: All standard Styles
9th: Bullet Bandolier
-Gifted to us from our lovely friends at Mann Co., the fine gentlemen seemed to have stripped their "sturdiest" employee of his beloved bullets. They say he went on a massive killing spree with his fists afterwards or something...either way, for those Gunners who're tired of being left out of the fashion scene, these are for you!
*Armor Front Accessory
*Comes in: All standard Styles
10th: Crystal Bandolier
-Those little Knockers sure are something, but the source of their power seems pretty useless without the Wrenches that go with it. So I thought, like any SMART person would've thought, "how could I use these to look better?" Then, as I was laughing at Bosco for STILL not having fixed his Mecha Knight, it came to me! CRYSTAL bandoliers! I mean, what else are these things supposed to do when grouped with the same color, disappear?
*Armor Front Accessory
*Comes in: Regal(Luminite), Volcanic(Crimsonite), Military(Valestone), Cool(Moonstone), Fancy(Dark Matter), and Gremlin...ite? [(Y'know, those orange crystals on their wrench wands) Toasty]
11th: Mecha Mufflers
-Mecha Knights are Knights in all but FASHION! But...they do have one thing that we won't have, and that's their cool-looking mufflers...UNTIL now, that is! These things may twitch and produce smoke out of who KNOWS where, but who cares, you look FANTASTIC! (animated in that it twitches slightly and produces smoke/embers from burning 'fuel')
*Armor Back Accessory
*Comes in: All standard Styles
12th: Battle Eye (idea by Schattentag)
-Battle Pods are rare creatures; majestic, beautiful, elusive, and pack a lotta smoke and missiles. But how one capture their magnificent charm in the form of an item? By slapping it onto their stomachs, of course! Keep an eye on anything DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF YOU with this handy eyeball!
*Armor Front Accessory
*Comes in: All standard Styles
13th: Trojan Crystal
-Not guaranteed to protect you against any siege, but hey, it looks pretty darn good when you wear it! Even our sponsor, Arkus, thinks so!
Questions? Comments? PRAISE? Flames? Send your opinions my way!
More accessories would always be nice, and adding more would get people excited and open many more lockboxes.
Thus driving the price of CE up, bad for us, but lots of money for OOO.
I'm digging your bandoliers, i could totally go for a bullet bandolier.
Unfair that swordies get parrying/back blades and bombers get bomb bandoliers while their is no accessory aimed towards gunners (Correct me if I'm wrong, i have never seen an accessory meant for gunners), bullet bandolier would be totally awesome.