Dust zombies with sunglasses, a backwards facing snap-back cap, a clock on a gold chain around it's neck and jewel encrusted rings on every other finger. Chance to drop golden accessories, with the "Bling" tag.
Example: Bling valkyrie wings. solid gold wings lined with gems to match your personal colour.
*EDIT* I DID get this idea from someone else in another thread, but I can't find it now. So the guy who originally thought of this, plz don't hate me D:
Could work as a rare monster, though it kind of relies on people understanding the pun for it to be funny. Not everyone knows the monster names.
im not fond of swag
i dont like slags
Definately implement this. +100000000%
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but seriously now... i do agree we need more (existing!) rare monsters. im sure this would serve well to give lucky adventurers a good laugh.
although this did spark an idea for me .... more rare monsters that randomly appear, have a fair chance to drop an applicable accessory .. for example:
enter Graveyard level*
unexpected swag walker strides up to you*
Is mauled by brandish charge*
Drops a dusky ballin' cap top accessory*
i hate swag, they make me have +attack but makes me confused >:(
for some reason with that suggestion...i have the song "I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts" stuck in my head.
@Grittle: ROFL. DUSTZOMBIE used SWAGGER! GRITTLE's attack sharply rose! GRITTLE became confused!
Anyway, this would be hilarious. +1 to you sir.
If they do implement a Swag Walker, make the above link the theme song for it.
I mentioned this in that one...uh...
Anyways, yes to Swag Walkers, but they need to walk with a more appropriate limp. And backhand instead of slap.
I have to +1 this. The fun factor would go way up for me. I'd search endlessly for swag walkers just to get a laugh.
Swag impostos
Swagjans
Swag wolvers
So l33t! lol
Let's turn the gold color into something we laugh at...
Oh... Love puppy now has a brother... Swag puppy! Spits coins out till he dies! (In 20 coins he dies)
...when the idea of a Swag Puppy makes more sense to me when I think of it as a Rich [bad word that rhymes]. I mean come on, that name would be so appropriate given the context we're talking about here. >_>
I never got my milk yesterday.
What do we pay you for?
People keep raiding my milk van. I need to hire some Vanguards. I will pay in cartons of milk.
Have their spawn animation and invulnerability extended with some moonwalking and you have my +10000
Yes to golden stuff, but dont put special accesories (wings) there.