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Dammasta is Depressed

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Wed, 08/01/2012 - 18:42
Redlawlsy's picture
Redlawlsy

Find a way to make him undepressed. WARNING: He is VERY depressed so your gonna have to try harder than dumb jokes.

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 18:44
#1
Gzilla's picture
Gzilla
I give you some meds A LOT OF

I give you some meds A LOT OF THEM. And vikaden, vikaden makes everything better!

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 22:15
#2
Luguiru's picture
Luguiru
Are you discriminating mentally impaired puns

I find this in-jest-ice disgusting.
You crack down on the wise words of impetuosity.
You must have fractured your humerus.
This is a ridicule of humor.

Have you hanged yourself yet?

I give up.

Take it away, boyo.

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 22:19
#3
Iamnoone's picture
Iamnoone
I've been having one of those

I've been having one of those days today too. Work really blew. Then something happened that made me think, wow, this has got to be the greatest day ever. I'll share it with you.

I'm driving the stupid truck thinking about how bad the day was when this really [fabulous] guy (bleach blond lady's hair do, makeup, lady's jewelry and built like a male bodybuilder) came running down the road from behind me. He jumped in front of the truck banging on the windshield because he wanted ice cream. He was completely naked with only a curtain loosely wrapped around him which fell when he jumped to hit the windshield. It made me laugh so hard. The rest of the day I couldn't stop thinking and laughing about this. I was thinking things like; how often do you get to see a gay guy running around in public during the middle of the afternoon wearing a curtain, what was he doing in the middle of the afternoon to be naked that wasn't so important that when he saw an ice cream truck he just ran after it, and what was he thinking - need ice cream - grab a curtain off the wall - run. :D

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 22:42
#4
Gzilla's picture
Gzilla
@ lugiru well played sir well

@ lugiru well played sir well played.

Well for a real solution you should just keep playing SK. Go on an Sk binge. Forget everything except SK. It worked for a lot of people. Don't ask who. That is all.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 06:12
#5
Myqpalzm's picture
Myqpalzm
Want a brofist?

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Thu, 08/02/2012 - 07:53
#6
Raisinfist's picture
Raisinfist
KOOL-AID!

You know you want some...

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 08:04
#7
Grittle's picture
Grittle
/poke dama- oh hes depressed,

/poke dama- oh hes depressed, no poking in this thread!

Mon, 08/06/2012 - 02:11
#8
Aplauses's picture
Aplauses
HAHAHAHA

Lol Dammasta, you are always been funny. XD

Tue, 08/07/2012 - 03:09
#9
Yttriu's picture
Yttriu
Fun fact to help you shake

Fun fact to help you shake those blues of yours. The first man to fall of Niagara Falls and live, later died from slipping on an orange peel and breaking his head!

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 03:54
#10
Adolpha's picture
Adolpha
I know!

Listen to some really fast happy music!
Like irish jigs...

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 17:44
#11
Patmartins's picture
Patmartins
*Lightbulb over head*

*looks up* That actually happens? Oh well....Well i hope you like spike and barley...they're BAAAACK.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWTqyyZ-XVU&list=UURhIOngepmb7ukktvGP5u0A...

Minor language warning, just FYI.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 18:20
#12
Shotjeer's picture
Shotjeer
Let's poke Dammasta¡¡¡¡

I poke you in the stomach with a knife to stop your depression

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 18:37
#13
Piosionus-Snarby's picture
Piosionus-Snarby
I have souloution

Its Easy!

/sprayed dammasta with laughing gas.
/ dammasta laughs with madness.
/dammasta goes crazy?!

must be a little too much.

Oh well! He is not depressed anymore! :)

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 18:42
#14
Shotjeer's picture
Shotjeer
Shotjeer is feeling

Shotjeer is feeling pokey.
Shotjeer pokes Dammasta. Poke.

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