Spiral Knights - A thank you to Three Rings: Spiral Knights Pick-Up Line Collection Thread

A thank you to Three Rings: Spiral Knights Pick-Up Line Collection Thread - Join us for a laugh!

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Tue, 08/07/2012 - 17:15

Swarleysparkles

In celebration of the 1 year anniversary of Impervious on August 5, 2012, I just want to take this opportunity to thank Three Rings for the game they created by dedicating the submissions from Impervious’ Best Pick Up Line Contest to all the devs and GMs, in addition to sharing these with the rest of the Spiral Knights community.

Despite some known problems in the game (inevitable of any game), we are still thankful for Spiral Knights because it is THE one thing we all have in common that connects us together and Impervious as a guild as because of OOO, we all somehow landed in this Cradle together (ha!). Impervious had so much fun sharing these and didn’t want to keep these to ourselves so let’s hope these will make you crack a smile AT LEAST once, as we feel these pick up lines can ONLY be understood and appreciated by all those who have spent some amount of time in the game.

Without further ado, this will be an Spiral Knights Pick-Up Line Collection or appreciation thread of sorts, open to everyone to read, laugh and more importantly, to contribute together so we can look back one day and remember all the good times we've had in this game that is Spiral Knights. Haters are gonna hate (and can do this elsewhere) but only fun is allowed in this thread! :P

Background of Pick-Up Line Contest: The Task
Not already a master pickup artist? Not to worry! Practice your skills here and use/share them your fellow guildies first for a good laugh before trying it on that girl OR guy! While everyone is familiar with pick up lines, to keep this contest interesting, all entries must be SK-related! In addition, you can choose to submit your pick-up lines for consideration in one of three special-C categories: Cutest, Cheesiest and Creepiest.

And now in no particular order* (spontaneity rocks)...enjoy!

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Is that a Snipe in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
That Alpha Wolver stole my health, but you stole my heart.
Is it the Ultra Fire Vial you're holding, or are you just that hot?
If you were a Prize Wheel, you could spin me and spin me and you’d get my heart every single time.
They say piercing doesn’t work on Jelly Gear like mine. Wanna try?
I’d ask you to come back to my Haven, but the Ultra Sleep Vial I put in your drink is going to answer that for me.
Does that Divine Veil mean you’re my angel sent from heaven?
My True Love Locket would only be found from my one true Love Puppy.
I was never expecting to find you, sneaky Kleptolisk! Stealing my heart like that, don’t fun away with it!
Excuse me, pretty lady, did you set off a Haze Bomb by chance? Cuz I’m dazed and amazed!
Girl, if I have you, my life will be complete and we can Finally Flourish together.
I could have all the Heart Pendants in SK, but I still can’t live without you!
You’re a Chromalisk: you’ve been hiding all my life, but when you finally show up, you’re right in front of me!
Hey, are you a Mewkat? Because all I want to do is charge my Divine Avenger and slap dat p****.
I’ll show you my Monster Bone, if you show me your Forbidden Fruit.
Let’s mix our Soul Dust over create a little Spark of Life. Then we’ll hang a Trojan Horseshoe over the door to ward off Gremlins, Fiends and Undead Creatures.
You must be carrying Static Clingers, because I’m drawn to you.
A thousand Elevator Passes would mean nothing if I had the pass to your heart.
I’m no Alpha Wolver, but I’ve got a Monster Bone!
Your eyes shine as bright as Sun Silver.
Just looking at you gives me a Krogmo Coin boost in life.
It may be small, but it moves like a Final Flourish!
Girl, you turn my Magnus into a Mega Magnus… Wanna go somewhere private to shoot it off?
Are you wearing a Starry Bombhead Mask? ‘Cause your face is out of this world!
Whenever I look at you, you make me see more stars than a Stagger Storm.
When we are together, the hearts from my Love Aura seem to have found their true place.
Whenever I see you, a Love Puppy always appears next to me.
Looks like you need help, want me to tag along? Forever?
You just made my Rock Jelly hard.
Wanna see my Barbarous Thorn Blade?
If a thousand Devs worked with a thousand Snipes for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
(to someone frozen) You look cold, want to use me as a blanket? I’ve got a hidden accessory under this Vog Cub Coat that’ll warm you right up.
Mama always said life’s like an Iron Lockbox: you never know what you’re gonna get, but it’s most certainly something crappy.
I got my Twisted Snarble Barb ready to enter your Gloaming Wildwoods.
Hey babe, my Magma Driver has CTR MAX! That’ll keep you warm all night long!
Are you a thief? Because you just stole my Health Capsule!
Shards are red, Shards are blue. Heaven just called, they’re looking for you!
I must be in Haven, because you look Divine!
Hey, let’s play two-player Lockdown.
Can I take a screenshot of you, because I want to show Impostoclaus what I want for Christmas!
You know what has 42 teeth and holds back a charging Dreadnaught? My zipper.
Why is it every time you come by, I can’t temper my Calibur as it ascends into a Leviathan!?
I think you should get a title like Argent Peacemaker, because when you walk in, everybody just stops and stares!
Radiant Sun Shards have nothing on your shining beauty.
My love for you is as stable as a Rocket Hammer!
Are you wielding a Final Flourish, because you just pierced my heart!
Whoa, look at those Love Puppies!
If I was the Jelly King, you would be my Ice Queen!
Was that a Stagger Storm, or are you just stunning?
You’re like my Fang of Vog: you set me on fire.
Do you want to see my Monster Bone?
You must be hot, looking at your Red Twins.
The spell you put on me can’t even be cured by a Remedy Capsule.
Are those 5* guns, or have you just been hitting the Training Hall lately?
You’re just like the Poison status, baby: you make me weak in the knees.

If you come with me, our love will be Impervious.

Impervious Anniversary Guild Portrait - August 5, 2012 - http://media.spiralknights.com/wiki-images/2/21/2012-08-05-ImperviousAnn...

The 100 member guild limit is restrictive but that hasn't stopped us of connecting us all together with people at almost all points in the globe so a BIG thank you to OOO. When times are rough, look back at these and be proud! I certainly will with Impervious!
Impervious World Map - http://media.spiralknights.com/wiki-images/c/ce/ImperviousWorldMap-08051...

Cheers,
Swarles

P.S. We'd love to hear your favourite(s) or post your own!

*Original writers of each will be posted in the Impervious Wiki Page and Guild Recruitment Thread.

Tue, 08/07/2012 - 17:33

Tersakaff

This is just amazing. XD

Tue, 08/07/2012 - 17:42

Pokenuevo

I'm still in shock from the storm you are driving in my heart.

Tue, 08/07/2012 - 17:51

Artistbma

That heart was awesome.

Tue, 08/07/2012 - 18:03

Doctorspacebar

Lol!

Here's one!

You brighten up my day like Radiant Sun Shards... and unlike that, you'll never be a nerfed piece of junk!

(SAVE THE RSS!)

Tue, 08/07/2012 - 19:54

Venomousbiohazard

@Doctorspacebar

Pleeeeeease. We know already. RSS is totally amazing and is gonna be nerfed all that jazz. Cant wait til the nerf TOMORROW.

Back to topic, this is an Awesome Thread. Keep up the good work!

EDIT: I think the "I am no Alpha wolver, but I have a monster bone" is my favorite.

Tue, 08/07/2012 - 20:06

Doctorspacebar

Pah, fine...

......wait, tomorrow?! Where was that said?

Tue, 08/07/2012 - 20:50

Tersakaff

They mostly update TOMORROW.

I vote for making this a SK pick-up line collection thread. They're too entertaining.

Tue, 08/07/2012 - 22:02

Hmmnm

Hahahah - *cough, choke* - hahaha...

A Faust without you is but a poor cursed soul.

Tue, 08/07/2012 - 22:13

Small-Irish-Eyes

YaY cheesy jokes :)

Gurl, are you from the firestorm citadel? Cuz you are hot! ;)

Tue, 08/07/2012 - 22:33

#10

Xairathan

My attempts ._.

Every time you walk into the room, I gotta put my UV'd gear on, 'cause you're too stunning to look at.

If I was a Devilite, you'd be my Gran Faust

Are you wearing Divine gear, 'cause I seem to be Cursed without you

If you want a long sword, call me a Flourish- quick and pointy

I may be rugged, but they don't call me the Robo Wrecker for nothing

You're just like recipes at Basil- playing hard to get.

If you want a Shadow Lair Experience, no need to buy a key- I'm just as long and hard as UFSC

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 02:21

#11

Shoebox

I should stop before things get too lichen.png

It's a shame they instanced hearts, because I'm dying to steal yours.
Is that two lichens in your pocket, or do you just have a fine arsenal?

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 05:06

#12

Enclavean

That Flourish wouldnt be the only thing that will pierce you tonight ;)

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 05:34

#13

Thunderbog

"You'll be my Summer Crown

"You'll be my Divine Avenger and I'll be your Gran Faust."

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 05:40

#14

Icegill

Congratulations to Impervious

Congratulations to Impervious and these pick-up lines will sure be in good use around Spiral Knights! (Hopefully not....)

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 06:08

#15

Artistbma

Oh darn, RSS might change

Oh darn, RSS might change tommorow?

I dont have one..but I better make the most of my normal SS while it lasts...

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 07:57

#16

Eurydice

Community Manager

Oh, my stars and garters.

Oh, my stars and garters. This is amazing.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 08:01

#17

Fallconn

FALCON PUNCH!

What....Is....This? .O.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 08:35

#18

Doctorspacebar

Oh! Oh! I've got some!

Hey baby, let's dance like a Gremlin Demo in a room full of bullets!

Baby, you just Shocked me, and you know what, I'm like a Quicksilver... I go crazy when Shocked.

You just hit the Buyout button on my heart.

You're so hot I'm gonna need some Volcanic Salamander to survive your Strong Fire!

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 09:30

#19

Tersakaff

OP could you please add all the other pick up lines being posted in the first post? Like in a section for it? ;o;

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 09:49

#20

Small-Irish-Eyes

I got more!

With you I feel like I can do anything... Even compound 42 in proto gear

You make me like an alpha wolver, feisty

Together, even shoebox can't ruin our love

You need bechamel, to design our future wedding together

Do you have a silver key? Cuz you just opened the lockbox to my heart

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:06

#21

Vokster

Darn...I'm usually good at these kinda things but nothing is coming to mind. Dx Actually, if I did think of some they'd probably be too dirty to post. :x -walks away from thread-

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:33

#22

Xcelestialneon

Lmao

"Hey babe, my Magma Driver has CTR MAX! That’ll keep you warm all night long"
That was funny also the one about the Magnus and Mega Magnus was hilarious.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 11:47

#23

Xylka-Mkii

You and me, we're like two

You and me, we're like two Snipes of a feather.

...That's all I got. I'm horrible with pickup lines. But there's are amazing to read lol.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:03

#24

Tersakaff

I'd post some myself but they're so horribad I'd be ashamed.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:20

#25

Yanos-Aldrin

Not exactly a pickup line but...

We need to keep you around... Bushy Tails are hard to find.

I could show you the real meaning of Volcanic Iron...

I think you have the ability to turn me into a wolver, as whenever you're around all i can do is drool, bark, and misteriously pop up behind you.

I had to get wings and a halo before I could talk to you...

You're so hot that when we show up at Maulos' place, he pretends he's not home. (couldn't find a more clever wording for this one.)

I bet many chroma tears were shed over you.

thats all i can think of for now :P

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:27

#26

Hmmnm

You've completely melted my Frozen Soul: I'm shaking with excitement and exploding with love!

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:26

#27

Starwarsman

Whoever came up with the

Whoever came up with the pickup lines in the first post, is a little wrong.

Wed, 08/08/2012 - 12:28

#28

Ranzoh

Well look who's happy here.

Thu, 08/09/2012 - 12:34

#29

Tersakaff

"Whoever came up with the pickup lines in the first post, is a little wrong."

Oh come on, they're just silly but fun.

Sat, 08/11/2012 - 11:31

#30

Swarleysparkles

@Tersakaff A SK pick-up line

@Tersakaff
A SK pick-up line collection thread sounds great! The only problem is I don't heavily use the forums so as much as I'd like to update the original post with other pick-up lines people have added, I don't think I will have the time :(. BUT I really don't think its too much effort to scroll through for a potential laugh or two :P

@Eurydice
I'm glad to hear that you found some of these amazing too! I think it's a thread anyone on the team can visit for a good laugh and the best thing - it's totally work related haha ^^

Some of my favourites out of the ones that were posted...

- You're just like recipes at Basil- playing hard to get.
- If you want a Shadow Lair Experience, no need to buy a key- I'm just as long and hard as UFSC.
- You just hit the Buyout button on my heart.

I'm really happy some people enjoyed the thread so far! Please keep 'em coming!

(No need to think/post any right away but keep it close to mind so when you got one, post it!)

Sat, 08/11/2012 - 12:37

#31

Narfle

Pick Up Line Winners!

Check out the winners of our guild contest here!

Sat, 08/11/2012 - 12:59

#32

The-Rawrcake

"Hey, are you a Mewkat?

"Hey, are you a Mewkat? Because all I want to do is charge my Divine Avenger and slap dat p****."

This one (quoted from the OP, I did not make it or claim I did or claim any credit whatsoever for it thank the good Lord) is CREEPY. Mewkat. That is like, the little kids of Kats. You are going to do WHAT to little Kat children?? O_O! Someone is getting arrested by the Spiral Order Police.

Sat, 08/11/2012 - 13:35

#33

Zinco

A few more.

"Those are big pair of royal cores you got there."

"Do you have magnets in your pockets? because my final flourish almost bursts out of my pants when i get near you."

"Even if i had all the fire protection in the world, i would never be able to resist someone hot like you"

"I want to fully inspect your armor"

I'll see if i can come up with some more of theese lines, and i hope more people post their pickup lines here.

Sat, 08/11/2012 - 13:44

#34

Diamondshreddie

oh god X'D

let us only hope that a female is wearing that jelly gear @____@

Sat, 08/11/2012 - 18:46

#35

Thechosenwarriorjr

Wow i looked at the

Wow i looked at the Impervious anniversary pic and its just amazing. I don't know how you did it , but its an AMAZING picture :D

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 11:58

#36

Tersakaff

"Those are big pair of royal cores you got there."
"Do you have magnets in your pockets? because my final flourish almost bursts out of my pants when i get near you."
"I want to fully inspect your armor"

Oh my gosh I laughed so hard at these. Zinco, I demand moar!

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 12:07

#37

Repartee

We can do this not all day. I'll get tired.

"Did you bring your heat amp? Because it's about to get hot in here"

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 12:13

#38

Providence

Provi tries now:

Baby, you must have a Shivermist with CTR Maximum on it because I froze as soon as you walked into the room.

...No? I won't quit my day job then.

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 12:57

#39

Tersakaff

Maybe a max CTR'd stagger storm would be better. ;)

"Baby, you must have a Stagger Storm with CTR Maximum on it because I was stunned as soon as you walked into the room."

...No?
Sob. :(

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 13:26

#40

Diamondshreddie

I think youve got a MAX CTR Voltaic Tempest hiding in that chestplate of yours, because all i can say.. zzt.. is, I'm ... shocked o_o

no?

..... derp

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 13:51

#41

Zinco

Some more ideas.

"I get an ironwood whenever i get close to you"

"Did you have a pair of graviton vortex inside your chestplate, or you are simply THAT attractive?"

"I have a special accesory for your rear armor slot in my pocket"

"/flirt"

We need to find a way to keep all theese lines stored safely.

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 14:12

#42

Tersakaff

Omg
Zinco
Omg. XD

Save them all in a .txt?

Mon, 08/13/2012 - 14:32

#43

Fallconn

FALCON PUNCH!

I'll just sit this one out.

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A thank you to Three Rings: Spiral Knights Pick-Up Line Collection Thread - Join us for a laugh!