I was going to answer all of thee then I realized that there is one answer to all those questions:

THE SEARCH FUNCTION

What do I win?

Google.

Google is the answer to everything.

Hey, what's wrong with Singaporean English?!

I have relatives there who speak better English than I do. Which is... pretty scary, actually.
I have often been told that my spoken English is often completely incomprehensible. ._.

To save you time, Mr. Aplauses, Thy shall answer thou questions

1. Go to Forum Preferences ( Top of the screen )
2. Are you blind or something its right smack in the middle of haven !
3. Spiral knights wiki ~
4. Spiral knights info
5. You buy them, then learn them , then craft stuff with them
6. Just smack him in the groin
7. Do the missions
8. Go to the stranger and click on the item you wanna sell, then click sell item.
9. Free $$
10. Just do it....
11. Smack the player
12. No one plays blast network nowadays
13. Cos its a newb shield
14. Kill Jelly King
15. Dunno , depends
16. Cap Points, get points , beat other knights up.
17. Don't bother asking , you can't equip them till about end game
18. 22.3 hours
19. Crystal energy is "buyable" energy
20. Good Game
21. Jelly King / Just kidding
22. You have to buy them with your credit card
23. You can't
24. you can buy stuff from a dude at the arcade
25. Kozma is a merchant
26. Random lady
27. Random dude
28. One word : D'AWWWW X3
29. Cradle
30. Crazy trojan dude that you have to kill in end game
31. Don't bother asking
32. Boss of the expansion pack
33. Huh ?
34. Both
35. Piercing armor+shield , shadow weapon
36. Cute little cuddly things that causes massive hurt
37. Wiki
38. Its Gone from the game ( i think )
39. Its not removed its just rare
40. Nope. No point asking
41. Search bar
42. WIKI
43. Krogmo coins
44. Huh ??
45. All classes in lockdown are balanced, until you meet skolver clones in T3 lockdown

(BTW Aureate i'm not saying that singlish is bad, i'm just asking him something )
And as mentioned above , you can find all the answers to your questions on the search bar
And HOW did you get an avatar when you are asking how to get one ._.

Well well looks like i got trolled :C

@Aureate
Singlish would probably be fine except for the heavy accents, word-skipping and random words from other languages/dialcts thrown in lol. Hmm, I'm sure your english would be fine after talking to the locals a while, you tend to pick up stuff after. And if you like books, reading a lot of those can improve your english further than that of some of the locals, depending on where you might be(idk, worked in Australia for me)
@Aplauses
Imma nub, so idk most of these but imma try and help anyway
Question 1
How to change profile avatar?
Forum preferences link next to the search bar.
Question 2
Where is Auction House?
In Haven above the fountain.
Question 3
What is energy?
The stuff you need to do anything with, like move your arms and legs.
Question 4
What is Spiral Knight wiki?
Found it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spiral_Knights
Question 5
How to use recipe?
Read instructions, prepare ingredients and start cooking yummy food.
Question 6
How can I defeat Razwog?
Who's Razwog? Idk, use your starting proto gear set as usual, always works for me.
Question 7
How to go to the Haven?
Idk, I usually randomly appear there for some reason. Gremlin conspiracy?
Question 8
How to sell item?
Give your items to the Stranger in the Auction House, he'll pay you for them after a while, since he's poor right now.
Question 9
What is minerals?
A mineral is a naturally occurring substance that is stable at room temperature, representable by a chemical formula, usually abiogenic, and has an ordered atomic structure. It is different from a rock, which can be an aggregate of minerals or non-minerals, and does not have a specific chemical composition. Minerals range in composition from pure elements and simple salts to very complex silicates with thousands of known forms.

Question 10
How to do Prestige Mission?
In Missions window.
Question 11
How to break a frozen player?
Whack'em with a crowbar.
Question 12
How to play Blast Network?
Idk where's that, but just use your proto gear as usual.
Question 13
Why my shield broken so fast?
Gremlins have made sure to secretly tweak your shields while you're asleep in the Ready Room so that your shields won't stand up to much. Don't worry though, they're nice enough to add a feature that allows your shield to come back over time
Question 14
How to get Jelly Gem?
Oh, those thingies, they're yummy, Kozma secretly sells them from Clockworks suppliers, but they're pretty expensive.
Question 15
What is the most strongest weapon?
Idk, I think Calibur sword, I heard that's really strong. But proto sword should still work.
Question 16
How to play Lockdown?
Hmm, I heard Lockdown is PvP. Start whacking random knights you see, they'll chase after you for sure. Even better if it's in the training hall.
Question 17
How to use trinkets?
Wear your bling around your neck, on your fingers etc. for optimum swag-boosting exposure.
Question 18
How long my energy takes to regenerate?
Sleep- 8-10hrs
Eat food- 1-2hrs
Use forums- 10-25 hrs
Idk, do the maths and add up
Question 19
What is Crystal Energy?
Crystallised energy can certain forms, usually as a solid. Huge quantities of natural gas (primarily methane) exist in the form of hydrates under sediment on offshore continental shelves and on land in arctic regions that experience permafrost, such as those in Siberia. Hydrates require a combination of high pressure and low temperature to form.
Question 20
What is "gg" means?
Good game
Question 21
What is "JK" means?
JK=just kidding
Question 22
How to do Expansion Missions?
Bribe OOO and they'll let you, but don't worry, they have a pretty low standard bribe amount.
Question 23
Where can I find Krogmo treasure box?
My friend found one of those, but he wouldn't tell me where :(
Question 24
What is Krogmo Coins? How to use it?
You buy things from King Krogmo with them, like small knight figurines or cool novelty gadgets. I recommend the rubber water ball, that one's pretty awesome.
Question 25
Who is Kozma?
Kozma is the general goods vendor, you can buy good stuff from Kozma. Like Jelly Gems.
Question 26
Who is Kora?
Oh, Kora, yeah, I kinda owe some money to Kora. You guys can meet up if you're willing to explain about how I can't pay my money back. Bring some money, in case Kora asks you to pay up for me. I'll compensate you with Jelly Gems if you have to, though.
Question 27
Who is Feron?
He's the scary dude that tries to get everyone to stop slacking off, don't tell him that I'm here, okay?
Question 28
What is Snipes?
Sniping is when you aim and fire at a target from long ranges, such as with an Alchemer or a Punch Gun.
Question 29
What is the name of the planet that we have crash?
Idk, I heard it's a cradle though. I wonder what it cradles....
Question 30
Who is Arkus?
Ah, Arkus, he's my homie, have you seen him around lately? I can't find him around Haven, I'm sure he's just hiding from Feron like I am though.
Question 31
What is Spiral Order?
That's the bunch of scary dudes that we're working for, including Feron.
Question 32
Who is Warmaster Seerus?
Oh, I heard that Seerus has been keeping Feron busy lately. Idk who he is, but imma thank him for that.
Question 33
Did all gremlin is evil?
Nah, I got some gremln homies in Emberlight, they're pretty cool once you get to know them and forget how they tried to bash your head in a couple of days ago.
Question 34
Which should I choose? Faust or Avenger?
Faust? Oh, that demon-summoning guy. Avenger sounds like some scary dude, idk, both sound scary. Go with Kozma, Kozma's a lot nicer.
Question 35
A best way to kill Royal Jelly King?
Ooh, jelly. I like jelly. Don't you? If they have a king, that would mean an epic jelly banquet for me and my homies. Can you tell me where this king is? I promise I won't start before you get here, you'll have a share too.
Question 36
What is Devillite
Devilites are small playful creatures that make all our gear at minimum wage on extended overtime. They're pretty fun ot play dodgeball with; stay sharp, though, these guys are real good.
Question 37
Can you explain more about Piercing,Shadow,Normal and Elemental damage?
You don't need to know those, just use Proto gear all the way
Question 38
How can I find Sloom?
Uhh....not sure how to put this to you, but me and my bros kinda ate them. Umm, all of them, that is. Please don't kill me.
Question 39
Why Sleep has been removed?
Idk either, we used to be allowed to sleep, but it turns out at the researchers at Spiral Order found data that may suggest that us Knights don't need sleep. You can still sneak a few naps in sometimes, or drink lots and lots of coffee like our Devilite friends do.
Question 40
The Core?
I heard it's a vault to store millions and millions of yummu jelly cubes, but so far, me and my homies haven't had any luck breaking in. Yet.
Question 41
A best gear to beat Vanaduke?
Proto gear all the way.
Question 42
What is Gremlin? Where they come from
Gremlins are the locals of this planet-sized cradle thingy, they made the vault to hold all that yummy jelly. But never fear, we have allies among them, and they will gather intel on how best to break in and steal all that jelly. Of course, everyone's getting a share.
Question 43
How to get Bombhead mask?
Transmogrify your head into a bomb, with help from the researchers at Spiral HQ
Question 44
How Shadow Lair created?
Oh yeah, those, they're made by gremlins, but there were a few mysterious power shortages in those areas, so they're pretty dark while being the home to strong enemies, thus called Shadow Lair. Hmm, now that you mention it, the gremlins that went to fix the lighting haven't been back yet. Slackers, they must be eating frozen jelly as we're talking.

Awwww.

I laughed. You English lady :3

Question 1
How to change profile avatar?
by changing it

Question 2
Where is Auction House?
Check the Internet

Question 3
What is energy?
what you need for everything

Question 4
What is Spiral Knight wiki?
the spiral knights wiki

Question 5
How to use recipe?
read it then follow its instructions then cook food with it

Question 6
How can I defeat Razwog?
trip over him when he's on the floor

Question 7
How to go to the Haven?
walk 10000 miles, jump off a cliff, die. Now ur in heaven

Question 8
How to sell item?
go to the flea market, maybe the pawn shop is fine too. Also u can go on eBay

Question 9
What is minerals?
a substance obtained by mining, as ore.

Question 10
How to do Prestige Mission?
by doing it

Question 11
How to break a frozen player?
JACKHAMMER!

Question 12
How to play Blast Network?
Blast people, until ur network blows up

Question 13
Why my shield broken so fast?
It's a toy. Real ones don't break

Question 14
How to get Jelly Gem?
put some jelly mixture into gem shaped mold

Question 15
What is the most strongest weapon?
Atomic bomb

Question 16
How to play Lockdown?
hide from criminals. Duh

Question 17
How to use trinkets?
spray people with it

Question 18
How long my energy takes to regenerate?
depends on what ur doing

Question 19
What is Crystal Energy?
energy inside crystals

Question 20
What is "gg" means?
golden grape

Question 21
What is "JK" means?
jello kicker

Question 22
How to do Expansion Missions?
pay $1000. Then attempt to make the universe expand faster

Question 23
Where can I find Krogmo treasure box?
you cant, unless u go dig up some treasures

Question 24
What is Krogmo Coins? How to use it?
you cant, i took them

Question 25
Who is Kozma?
yo momma

Question 26
Who is Kora?
yo fanny granny

Question 27
Who is Feron?
yo slaphappy grand pappy

Question 28
What is Snipes?
when someone is hit by a sniper

Question 29
What is the name of the planet that we have crash?
Earth

Question 30
Who is Arkus?
Insane big noob

Question 31
What is Spiral Order?
It's an order that keeps spinning

Question 32
Who is Warmaster Seerus?
lol

Question 33
Did all gremlin is evil?
no! my friend is one. Wait, what?

Question 34
Which should I choose? Faust or Avenger?
avenger because the faust movie sucked more than the avengers

Question 35
A best way to kill Royal Jelly King?
Eat him cuz hes jelly

Question 36
What is Devillite
a light shaped like a devil. They suck though

Question 37
Can you explain more about Piercing,Shadow,Normal and Elemental damage?
FIRE MA LAZER BLARGH!

Question 38
How can I find Sloom?
sleep

Question 39
Why Sleep has been removed?
because you are lazy

Question 40
The Core?
Is like, really hot.

Question 41
A best gear to beat Vanaduke?
Nuke him

Question 42
What is Gremlin? Where they come from
those idiots that came from your @$$

Question 43
How to get Bombhead mask?
wear a bomb on yo face and light it on fire

Question 44
How Shadow Lair created?
its a dark place that no one ever bothered to install lights

Question 45
What is the most underrate class in lockdown?
The robbers because they don't have guns

I'm going to regret this.

1. You don't. Aliens do that for us
2. Very rare only found in the Twilight Zone.
3. Energy is your everything! Guard it with your life!
4. It's a place for fun and pie.
5. Sleep on it. Like osmosis.
6. Beat him with a cane.
7. Peanut butter will save thee.
8. Eat the item and when you choke it back up, you get crowns.
9. It is a very important item used for cleaning the toilets of Strangers.
10. Run! Run as fast as you can!
11. Burn them! Mwahaha!
12. Be a bomb-using boss.
13. All shields have an agreement that they break only for you, because shields hate you.
14. Steal them from Brink's house.
15. The pan flute.
16. Avoid Skolvers. They will destroy you!
17. With maple syrup. Mmm... maple syrup.
18. 10 years, but it goes by faster when you're having fun!
19. Something you feed alchemy machines so that it makes new gear and pan flutes.
20. Good Grandma
21. Jumpy koalas.
22. Go to the Bazaar. Vatel will sell you a key. Tell him Yttriu sent you. The key turns on a mechanical lion that will lead you to a tree. The tree has a secret hollow containing absolutely nothing. I hope that didn't help at all.
23. You have to beat King Krogmo in an epic match of (drumroll, please) CHESS!!!
24. Krogmo gives them to you for being awesome.
25. Kozma is too cool for you to comprehend.
26. My BFF. :D
27. Batman!
28. Amazing.
29. Vageta
30. Mr. Purple.
31. The equivalent of The Justice League on Cradle.
32. You're worst nightmare and a half.
33. Nope. Thanks to the power of love some are good.
34. Ban Stick.
35. With the Roarmulus Twins.
36. They're like deadly accountants that are deadly.
37. Piercing pierces. Shadow shades. Elemental uses the elements. Normal is normal.
38. Go back in time. Also, tell the Tortodrones I said hi.
39. Knights happen to be very lazy, so OOO took away our ability to sleep.
40. The Core is the east side of the planet... Wait, I think that's wrong.
41. Proto gear, UVs Vana Resistance: Insanely high and Damage vs. Vana Super Insanely high
42. Gremmies. Greenland.
43. By the power of lemons!
44. It's a place created specifically for gremlin rave parties.
45. Engineer, because it doesn't exist.

Phew. Finally done. Not going to answer any more questions for life.

Question 1
How to change profile avatar?
Take a picture of your face on a camera, pull the screen off and blu-tack it to your forehead.

Question 2
Where is Auction House?
Bottom floor of the expansion OCH. (Under the Hammer)

Question 3
What is energy?
Some stuff which elevators need to run 'cause the Knights haven't created petrol engines yet. You get more by eating 9-volt batteries.

Question 4
What is Spiral Knight wiki?
It's a dyslexic Kiwi.

Question 5
How to use recipe?
1. Turn on oven to 200 degrees (C) and pre-heat for 10 minutes.
2. Put computer with SK installed in oven.
3. Add some freshly squeezed lemon juice.
4. Watch as your house burns down. (What have you done, Cave?)

Question 6
How can I defeat Razwog?
Type /sleep in front of him and go AFK for 10 minutes.

Question 7
How to go to the Haven?
1. noclip
2. Jump off the side of any of the Rescue Camp levels
3. Get banned by a GM, but at least you got to Haven.

See also: The Core.

Question 8
How to sell item?
Throw $10,000 out of your bedroom window. Your item will then be sold.

Question 9
What is minerals?
I'll answer it like this: NaCl but less tasty.

Question 10
How to do Prestige Mission?
Get 9,999,999 prestige only by selling 5* items, then you will magically be able to do Prestige missions. (How do you get Prestige without Prestige missions? Iunno.)

Question 11
How to break a frozen player?
/sit on them.

Question 12
How to play Blast Network?
1. Remove hands from keyboard.
2. Press 'attack/action' button.
3. CE revive.
4. Repeat.

To win, you must die the most times in the 2 mins allocated.

Question 13
Why my shield broken so fast?
'Cause you tried to block Chuck Norris. How's it like on the Core, btw?

Question 14
How to get Jelly Gem?
Walk up to a random person in Haven and make them uJelly. Then they will produce Jelly Gems out of their various orifices.

Question 15
What is the most strongest weapon?
Definitely the Proto Sword. Never go without it; never buy anything; never stop CE reviving, even when you have to buy CE with $$$; above all, never attack enemies with it. OOO wants to use you to kill these harmless beings.

Question 16
How to play Lockdown?
Pick Striker, walk out of the forcefield, faceroll. Simple!

Question 17
How to use trinkets?
Shove them u- no, wait.

Question 18
How long my energy takes to regenerate?
7448727947584854878425812 bajillion years. For 1 Mist energy.

Question 19
What is Crystal Energy?
Same as crystal methamphetamine. But tastier and more addictive.

Question 20
What is "gg" means?
It means 'You all did terribly.'

Question 21
What is "JK" means?
It means 'Hey, totally take this comment seriously!'

Question 22
How to do Expansion Missions?
1. Buy 5574579247951928659851286515 Silver Keys
2. Send them to Raisinfist.
3. ???
4. Expansion Missions!

Question 23
Where can I find Krogmo treasure box?
In Krogmo's stomach. Find him and murder him, 'cause he ate all the cookies inside it as well.

Question 24
What is Krogmo Coins? How to use it?
Krogmo Coins are exchangeable for Red or Yellow Shards in crafting. To use, spend them all on Toxic Needle recipes from Sullivan, who is a murderer and needs your coins to buy bread. Then sell the recipes to Basil at the T3 Clockworks Terminal, and give them all to a proto noob.

Question 25
Who is Kozma?
Boost's alt.

Question 26
Who is Kora?
Manager of Specsaver's.

Question 27
Who is Feron?
Your mother. (Don't ask.)

Question 28
What is Snipes?
Big fluffy monsters that are trying to steal the Skylark. Kill them at every possible oppurtunity.

Question 29
What is the name of the planet that we have crash?
It's called 'omfghaxlag3on1'. Ask any Skolver Clone if you don't believe me.

Question 30
Who is Arkus?
A horse. Bay, I think, but I'll have to check. He likes Bramley apples.

Question 31
What is Spiral Order?
To answer this, you must go to Haven 1 and run around in circles spinning as fast as you can, then make a video of it, and send links to everyone you know.

Question 32
Who is Warmaster Seerus?
The Core's pet rabbit.

Question 33
Did all gremlin is evil?
No, only Punch.

Question 34
Which should I choose? Faust or Avenger?
Neither. Get an Iron Slug.

Question 35
A best way to kill Royal Jelly King?
Type /sleep and AFK for 5 mins. This is a sure-fire way of killing absolutely ANY monster in the game and is highly recommended.

Question 36
What is Devillite
An employee of Ikea, who got fired for giving away merchandise for free.

Question 37
Can you explain more about Piercing,Shadow,Normal and Elemental damage?
They all heal you and give you 10CE every time you get hit by them. Piercing tastes like lemon sorbet, Normal is strawberry milkshake, Elemental is a choc-ice, and Shadow is a blackcurrant pie. Mm, tasty!

Question 38
How can I find Sloom?
Post all your money and possessions to Raisinfist. He'll give you a free Sloom.

Question 39
Why Sleep has been removed?
It hasn't. Dumb[posterior].

Question 40
The Core?
What about it?

Question 41
A best gear to beat Vanaduke?
Definitely a 3* Graviton Charge. Works every time. Also, try the AFK and /sleep method if you don't have a Graviton Charge.

Question 42
What is Gremlin? Where they come from
Gremlins are pet rabbits. Treat them nicely. They came from a Chinese factory.

Question 43
How to get Bombhead mask?
Make a bomb in real life and shove it down your throat with the fuse lit.

Question 44
How Shadow Lair created?
Somebody turned the lights out and fell off the edge of the corridor, so now nobody knows where the light switch is.

Question 45
What is the most underrate class in Lockdown? Why?
It has to be the Striker because the only way to win as one is to get full Skolver plus toothpick plus GF plus DA plus Polaris plus 2x Penta Heart Pendant. This is called a Skolver Clone.

Keep the love alive. :B

As troll tastic as this thread is it's a good idea.
A sticky with a bunch of FAQ's and their answers
That way no one has to see you guys rage about the search function & its lack of use

I have firsthand experience with these questions, and I got the anwers.

Question 1
How to change profile avatar?
-Forum preferences
Question 2
Where is Auction House?
-Haven 1
Question 3
What is energy?
-Lets you do missions, and craft
Question 4
What is Spiral Knight wiki?
-Never heard of Wikipedia?
Question 5
How to use recipe?
-You click it
Question 6
How can I defeat Razwog?
-You wack him... He does practically no damage
Question 7
How to go to the Haven?
-You do the missions
Question 8
How to sell item?
-You go to Haven... Go to the Auction House or to a Stranger
Question 9
What is minerals?
-What ARE minerals
Question 10
How to do Prestige Mission?
-You click it
Question 11
How to break a frozen player?
-You wack him /blow him up/ shoot him
Question 12
How to play Blast Network?
-You drop bombs
Question 13
Why my shield broken so fast?
-You suck
Question 14
How to get Jelly Gem?
-You beat the Jelly King, one of the missions
Question 15
What is the most strongest weapon?
-CAUTERY SWORD
Question 16
How to play Lockdown?
-You wack people. Don't die
Question 17
How to use trinkets?
-I don't think you have a trinket slot....
Question 18
How long my energy takes to regenerate?
-22 hours for 100 energy
Question 19
What is Crystal Energy?
-It is reliable, it is just more energy if you need more than 100 at a time
Question 20
What is "gg" means?
-Good Game. The end. what does gg MEAN
Question 21
What is "JK" means?
-Jelly King or Just Kidding. I thought you were a noob. Not stupid
Question 22
How to do Expansion Missions?
-You buy them. With real money
Question 23
Where can I find Krogmo treasure box?
-In Lockdown/Bomb network
Question 24
What is Krogmo Coins? How to use it?
-See above. Go to Arcade, trade in for prize
Question 25
Who is Kozma?
-a guy that take your krogmo coins
Question 26
Who is Kora?
-A knight...
Question 27
Who is Feron?
-A guy
Question 28
What is Snipes?
-What are snipes. Little bird things.
Question 29
What is the name of the planet that we have crash?
-Crashed on. Cradle
Question 30
Who is Arkus?
-I don't know
Question 31
What is Spiral Order?
-The knight guys
Question 32
Who is Warmaster Seerus?
-An angry gremlin like razwog
Question 33
Did all gremlin is evil?
-... What? No
Question 34
Which should I choose? Faust or Avenger?
-If you're a noob, how are you going to afford those? And Avenger
Question 35
A best way to kill Royal Jelly King?
-Hire a professional
Question 36
What is Devillite
-A little guy that runs fast
Question 37
Can you explain more about Piercing,Shadow,Normal and Elemental damage?
-Played pokemon before? like that. ITS SUPA EFFECTIVE
Question 38
How can I find Sloom?
-You go on the wiki.spiralknights.com
Question 39
Why Sleep has been removed?
-Really? it has?
Question 40
The Core?
-Nothing
Question 41
A best gear to beat Vanaduke?
-Cautery Sword
Question 42
What is Gremlin? Where they come from
-I don't know
Question 43
How to get Bombhead mask?
-Buy it
Question 44
How Shadow Lair created?
-Nuclear Radiation
Question 45
What is the most underrate class in Lockdown? Why?
-What? I gues guardians cause they are as slow as ... slugs

"How Shadow Lair created?
-Nuclear Radiation"

I think he/she/it knows.

My.
Brain.
Cells.
Disintegrating.

Who and where is Kozma?

It was suggested that rather than opening many individual threads asking individual questions I lump all my questions into a single thread.

I referenced this thread as why I don't do that.

I just want to point out the above posts to drive home that point.

You see her face every time you open the mission window.

i edited mine

Try to be a good boy/girl and good karma will come to you :D

Question 1
How to change profile avatar?
Cosmetics.
Question 2
Where is Auction House?
Ebay.
Question 3
What is energy?
Baby don't hurt me, baby don't hurt me, no more.
Question 4
What is Spiral Knight wiki?
A wiki.
Question 5
How to use recipe?
Sell at auction house.
Question 6
How can I defeat Razwog?
Shield bump and let others do the work for you.
Question 7
How to go to the Haven?
Noclip hacks.
Question 8
How to sell item?
Give away for free.
Question 9
What is minerals?
Goes in pills. Ya know, vitamins and minerals?
Question 10
How to do Prestige Mission?
You don't. You just sit around and the prestige will come to you.
Question 11
How to break a frozen player?
Leave him. He'll be fine.
Question 12
How to play Blast Network?
Try to kill as many as you can by suicide.
Question 13
Why my shield broken so fast?
You're not using proto.
Question 14
How to get Jelly Gem?
Kill jelly. One must drop them.
Question 15
What is the most strongest weapon?
PROTO ALL THE WAY
Question 16
How to play Lockdown?
Attack everyone on sight, capture points, and play striker.
Question 17
How to use trinkets?
Put them in yo swag bag.
Question 18
How long my energy takes to regenerate?
1,000 years. (it's really 963 years, but 1,000 sounds more ominous.)
Question 19
What is Crystal Energy?
Crush your mist tank. The mist will solidify.
Question 20
What is "gg" means?
"You didn't fight b**ch."
Question 21
What is "JK" means?
"The truth."
Question 22
How to do Expansion Missions?
Bribe somebody. Someone might have them.
Question 23
Where can I find Krogmo treasure box?
Steal one from the arcade.
Question 24
What is Krogmo Coins? How to use it?
Again, steal one.
Question 25
Who is Kozma?
You know Kozma? haven't seen that knight in a long time.
Question 26
Who is Kora?
The knight who tells you fabricated info. Don't listen to him/her. (It's like the TF2 pyro, can never really tell these things.)
Question 27
Who is Feron?
One of my slaves. If you see him, capture him and get him to me.
Question 28
What is Snipes?
"Sniper" plural.
Question 29
What is the name of the planet that we have crash?
JumpingJackA**.
Question 30
Who is Arkus?
My friend. It was I who showed him the path he now takes.
Question 31
What is Spiral Order?
My nemesis.
Question 32
Who is Warmaster Seerus?
Some gremlin I gave an idea.
Question 33
Did all gremlin is evil?
Evil? I don't care if they're evil, but those Emberlight gremlins need to get back to work.
Question 34
Which should I choose? Faust or Avenger?
The Fausters sucked. Avenger.
Question 35
A best way to kill Royal Jelly King?
Again, let others do it.
Question 36
What is Devillite
A mineral. Mine for tasty sweets.
Question 37
Can you explain more about Piercing,Shadow,Normal and Elemental damage?
All are fake. Just use proto.
Question 38
How can I find Sloom?
Backtrack game to earliest public release. If OOO doesn't ban you, you're good.
Question 39
Why Sleep has been removed?
Because you don't friggin' need sleep.
Question 40
The Core?
Inside a jelly? Those are jelly gems.
Question 41
A best gear to beat Vanaduke?
Proto all the way.
Question 42
What is Gremlin? Where they come from
My allies, your target.
Question 43
How to get Bombhead mask?
Suicide in Blast network enough times.
Question 44
How Shadow Lair created?
Because the gremlins who built it forgot lights. They got to live because it proved much more dangerous this way.
Question 45
What is the most underrate class in Lockdown? Why?
Guardian. No one ever tries.

What is GM?
Gem master. They sell you Gems.
What is haven?
I dunno, kill yourself to find out.
What is stranger?
Someone in a strange land.
What is a love puppy?
Kill them, they are evil and will damage you instantly.
What is roarmulus twins?
Hey! Now I remember that. How did that plan go?
What does energy do?
Shock you, melt you, shake you apart.
How to kill Snarbolax?
Elemental damage. ONLY.
What is noobs?
You.
What is battle arena?
One of my old plans to turn the Knights against each other. It got shut down by a crack team of recons led by Denza.
What is rescue camp?
Where I steal your soul.
Who is rhendon?
LOL wat.
Who is euclid?
Oh, god, one of them escaped? INFORM THE FOUNDATION!
Who is grantz
Con-grantz.
Who is Parma?
Beats me.
Who is rulen?
Ruler of Rules.
What is alpha squad?
The team I betrayed at the Core terminal, never liked them anyways.
Where is arcade?
You want to play games at a time like this?
How to buy stuff?
Barter with what little you can get from T1 levels.
How to do rank mission?
Win at all costs AKA die, energy revive, rinse, repeat.
What is dark harvest?
When Knights delve down into the Clockworks to offer their soul to me. They get Un-life insurance, free breakfast, lunch, and dinner, on-the-house housing, and more! You should try it!
What is token?
Shoulda never tried that plan....
How to kill arkus?
Die, CE revive, rinse, repeat.
How to become vanguard ?
Here, let me help you. Start will killing everyone you know.
What is skylark?
That ship I sabotaged?
How to get to starlight cradle?
You can't, Denza made sure of that. That was such a good dungeon, so many heroes died down there...
What is clockwork terminal?
Don't know, Don't need.
What is Proto sword?
The overpowered crap they give you.
What is Proto gun?
What? You mean you never got them?
What is cautery sword? It Good?
Nah. Healing purposes only.
How do u shoot?
Ah, shoot.
How to get hallow stuff?
Take item, hallow out.
How to curse resist?
Curse yourself first.

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Dude. I'm a Chinese, and your thirteenth question answer is considered offensive to the Chinese!

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