Spiral Knights - .//: LUDICROUS!! ://. Now Recruiting!! Join us~

.//: LUDICROUS!! ://. Now Recruiting!! Join us~

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Thu, 08/23/2012 - 00:01

Xjam

We are Ludicrous!!

AYE YO!

Is your guild not sexy enough for you? Guild chat getting kinda boring? Care too much about gear? Did you forget this is a game and forgot to have fun?
Then join Ludicrous cuz you're obviously way too cool for us.

Basically, Ludicrous began with a few friends who deserted their previous guild for various personal reasons. We are not trying to become a serious guild but merely a place to chat with others and make runs with cool people. We chose the name Ludicrous because we're not your typical guild. We're not here to try hard - we're here to have fun and I believe you don't see that much anymore in any type of game. We're also an unpredictable bunch with a wild sense of humor, so be on your toes!

In this guild you must expect the unexpected! We are up for any challenge whether it's proto running bosses with swag, Vana runs with no shield, JK runs with piercing weapons or trying to bring statues beyond points you're not supposed to. If that's not what you're into, that's okay.
Don't get freaked out thinking you can't handle this level of awesomeness. We do normal every day things like chill, missions and prestige. We also Heat our guild mates up on Vanaduke runs or help you impress the ladies while being your wing-man!

We're also a bunch of creepers who enjoy talking to each other over Ventrilo, so if you have that then ask a Guild Master or Officer for the infomation and we'll gladly get you set up. We won't force you to get it. Cussing is not a problem in this guild, just be mindful of what you say, whom you say it around or whom you're speaking to directly. There are females in this guild and there could be young teenagers.
History

.//: The Rules ://.
Our Guild rules are simple

Do not act like a child - be mature

Do not be a ghost member - stay active

Do not beg for things - guilds aren't charities

Do not flame guild mates - no one likes bullies

No derogatory slurs - racists will be kicked

.//: Requirements? ://.

You must be at least Tier 2 or higher to join

You must be older than 14 or the pedos will climb in yo windows

You must know at least 20 English words

You must log on at least once a week (If you cannot log on within that time frame - let someone know)

.//: Why Ludicrous? ://.

Our milkshakes brings all the girls to the yard

We're a bunch of chill people

We're mostly Tier 3 Players

We look good

We help and stuff

We are new and we will grow on you

We distribute cookies at a daily basis

We have free dental plan *Bonus*

.//: Interested? ://.
All you gotta do is fill this and post it
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In-Game Name?

What Tier are you in?

How often do you play?

Do you prefer Lockdown, Clockworks or Both?

Are you 14 or older?

Do you want a cookie?

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**We are a new Guild, if you're interested in joining and helping us grow just post below or contact me and let me know!**

Ranking system? Check it out in our Guild Wiki!

So are you Ludicrous?
Join and find out!

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 13:34

Xjam

Now Recruiting

We are Ludicrous!
A T3 Chill New Guild and we are NOW OPEN for new members.
Guild Wiki has been established and vent is happening.
Post your application and I'll creep on you soon enough.

Sat, 08/25/2012 - 15:54

Spiral-Knight-Kid

In-Game Name?

In-Game Name? Spiral-Knight-Kid
What Tier are you in? T2-T3
How often do you play? 1 hr a day
Do you prefer Lockdown, Clockworks or Both? Clockworks sometimes missions
Are you 14 or older? no
Do you want a cookie? whats with the cookie chocolate chip? mayb :3

{EDIT:I dont wanna join anymore}

Sun, 08/26/2012 - 12:40

Nyarlko

Jam, your post better not put

Jam, your post better not put us on the registered pedophile list. :|

(Jsao btw - was editting the wiki so i'm logged onto nyarlko)

Sun, 08/26/2012 - 18:08

Xjam

Edit

Fine i changed it to what you edited <_<
I thought it was pretty legit....

Sun, 08/26/2012 - 18:37

Linkr

I'm not 14 yet, so can I send in the form, or is it gonna be a no?

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 13:02

Jsao

Sorry, Linkr. A few of us

Sorry, Linkr. A few of us have potty mouths so it'd be wise if we didn't invite younger kids. :(

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 15:26

Linkr

Oh, OK. Thanks though!

Mon, 09/03/2012 - 17:16

Xjam

Edit

Oh gawd, i just realized you singled me out on the creeper comment <_<
Way to ruin my innocent image.

Mon, 09/03/2012 - 20:15

Wasteoid

T2
a few hours every other day
Both
yes and yes:)

Mon, 09/03/2012 - 22:17

#10

Jsao

Okay, Wasteoid. Send a /tell

Okay, Wasteoid. Send a /tell to either Phox, Xjam or Jsao when you have a chance. If one of them are not online to assist you just add me and I will ask you a few follow up question. :)

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 18:22

#11

Xjam

Welcome

I welcome you O_O
and all the other recruits, will creep on them all later probably ;D

Hoping to see more apps =)

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 12:10

#12

Phox

Hey

Spots are still open for new members. Also, feel free to ask anything related to the guild.

Sun, 09/09/2012 - 12:11

#13

Juliezilla

Hi!

Hi! I was just wondering how active this guild was?
It sounds pretty cool!

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 20:22

#14

Xjam

Activity

Right now we usually have around 7-10 people on depending on the time and day.
We have people from all over with different time zones and of course school and work affects this too.
We're constantly growing so the activity keeps increasing =)

Sat, 09/22/2012 - 22:55

#15

Juliezilla

Nice

Sounds good!
In-Game Name? Juliezilla
What Tier are you in? T2 [3&4*]
How often do you play? once a day
Do you prefer Lockdown, Clockworks or Both? Clockworks and LD if i need to
Are you 14 or older? Yes
Do you want a cookie? Yes, please!

Wed, 09/26/2012 - 18:50

#16

Volkke

Quick Question

soooo what if im one helmet away from full 4*? is there even a chance if i apply?

Thu, 09/27/2012 - 18:35

#17

Xjam

Hey Volk

Yeah of course, we don't really base recruitment on gear lol.
Just fill up the application. xD

Sun, 09/30/2012 - 20:32

#18

Myzteryman

•In-Game Name? Myzteryman

•In-Game Name? Myzteryman
•What Tier are you in? 5* aka Vanguard ztatuz
•How often do you play? ALOT
•Do you prefer Lockdown, Clockworks or Both? Only play lockdown for the tokenz. Need to get the voltedge zword mainly. Other than that CWz.
•Are you 14 or older? Jeah
•Do you want a cookie? You have no idea

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 20:36

#19

Volkke

Application (:

In-Game Name?
- Volkke

What Tier are you in?
- Tier 2, but ive got an avenger and a strike needle, and im experienced in FSC. borderline t3, saving up the money now

How often do you play?
- i log on pretty much everyday, and the amount of time i stay on depends on how much work i have with school

Do you prefer Lockdown, Clockworks or Both?
- atm, i prefer clockworks, because im trying to make money, but in my downtime, i play LD a lot (:

Are you 14 or older?
- Yup

Do you want a cookie?
- only if theyre freshly baked. i have high standards, obviously.

Tue, 10/02/2012 - 12:51

#20

Wolfe-Knight

Nice guild

In-Game Name?
-Wolfe-knight

What Tier are you in?
-Tier 2

How often do you play?
-I try going on once a day

Do you prefer Lockdown, Clockworks or Both?
-I prefer doing missions until my mist runs out then I head over to Blast Network or lockdown

Are you 14 or older?
-indubitable (yes)

Do you want a cookie?
-Now I must ask you a question. Does the cookie have raisins in it? if so, what kind of monster are you?

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 07:07

#21

Sacko-Stillborn

Sounds fun

Sacko-Stillborn is my name!
Tier 2, almost 3 but I'm not lame!
I try to play daily, if I have time to game.
both, i'm 26, and a cookie?
to be honest that's why I came =)

Ok, so rhymes aside I'm fairly new, but enjoying this game so far. I was going to start a guild with similar ideas of being fun and helping, but from the sounds of it I think I'll try yours out instead, if that's quite alright with you ladies and gentlemen. Plus then I don't have to bake my own cookies...

Sun, 10/07/2012 - 00:37

#22

Ightex

In-Game Name? Ykro What Tier

In-Game Name?
Ykro

What Tier are you in?
T3

How often do you play?
At least once a day

Do you prefer Lockdown, Clockworks or Both?
I like most of everything

Are you 14 or older?
Chances are I'm older than most of ya'll.

Do you want a cookie?
What -kind- of cookie? *suspiciousbrows*

Tue, 10/09/2012 - 22:23

#23

Leroy-Jethro-Gibbs

In-Game Name?

In-Game Name? Leroy-Jethro-Gibbs
What Tier are you in? I am T3
How often do you play? I play like everyday, I have a pass
Do you prefer Lockdown, Clockworks or Both? I prefer both, the same thing over and over again is boring
Are you 14 or older? Yes I am.
Do you want a cookie? I would love a cookie with ummm M&M's in it and some walnuts and ummmm like some chocolate and DUDE I've always wanted a cookie with money it that would be so cool. But if you can't aford the money cookie I'll take a chocolate chip please.

Tue, 10/09/2012 - 23:20

#24

Xalthalosx

Recruitment Application

In-Game Name?
Xalthalosx

What Tier are you in?
Tier 2 currently .. I just started this game about 4 days ago :)

How often do you play?
Apparently daily .. Holidays are arriving soon .. so hooray!

Do you prefer Lockdown, Clockworks or Both?
I like both of them .. But I think I prefer Clockworks more :) Either way, both works!

Are you 14 or older?
I'm 15 :)

Do you want a cookie?
Chocolate chip and raspberry cheesecake please! ^.^

PS: I know I'm a beginner, but trust me, I'll be good when I play more of this game! I'm not that kinda person who is happy with what I have .. I like to excel :) I have a feeling this guild would prosper and get to the top few best guilds in Spiral Knights! *Warning: Not bootlicking*

Wed, 10/10/2012 - 07:43

#25

Jsao

AW YEAH! Xalt, I'm going to

AW YEAH! Xalt, I'm going to send you an invite immediately purely because Subway's Raspberry Cheesecake cookies are bomb!

Thu, 10/18/2012 - 04:33

#26

Rougeperson

salute ludicrous

Tue, 10/23/2012 - 21:09

#27

Xjam

Salute

I welcome all our new recruits! Looking forward to chilling with you all! >=)
Salute to you too Rouge~

Sun, 10/28/2012 - 11:14

#28

Phox

AYE!

Welcome to all the new recruits (damn Jam beat me to doing that.... again!)

Spots are still open and dont forget the event this 31 of October.

/Salute

Phox.

Sun, 10/28/2012 - 18:48

#29

Fehzor

So I felt like filling something out, and this seemed like a nice place to do it.

In-Game Name? FEHZOR
What Tier are you in? The third, by conventional standards.
How often do you play? Whenever I feel like it, which varies from all day every day to long periods of inactivity.
Do you prefer Lockdown, Clockworks or Both? I usually just kind of sit in Haven, as that is the most profitable run. But to answer your question- clockworks.
Are you 14 or older? I am fourteen AND older :D Wait what. Naw dawg, I'm nineteen.
Do you want a cookie? Not really, though I could use some sea weed chips, those things are amazing. I might go get some in a minute.

Thu, 11/01/2012 - 16:59

#30

Ethzshadowz

• What is your In-Game

• What is your In-Game Name?:ethzshadowz
• What tier are you?: tier 2 and getting into tier 3 almost have it (well on my other account not this one)
• How often do you play?: nearly everyday
• Do you prefer Lockdown, Clockworks or Both?: clockworks
• Are you 14 or older?: yes or no maybe so...... why do u want to know? r u stalking me?
• Do you want a cookie?: why not

just to tell u i will most often be playing on my person ethzshadow (minus the z) i plan on starting to use that i just started it but let me friend u guys on my other account so i can be more help (sry i am guild master in that one) i have an elevator pass on my ethzshadow account not the one i want to join u with so ya..... i got this one to post on the wiki and forums

Thu, 11/08/2012 - 21:52

#31

Wolfe-Knight

Welcome to all the new

Welcome to all the new recruits, I hope you enjoy your stay here as much as I have. To Fehzor, sea weed chips are amazing, but I prefer rice cakes with sea weed inside though, so I guess you could stay if Jam lets you.

Fri, 11/09/2012 - 10:12

#32

That-Proto-Guy

Title goes here I guess.

In-Game Name?: Cryzm
What Tier are you in? 3.
How often do you play? Daily.
Do you prefer Lockdown, Clockworks or Both? Clockworks.
Are you 14 or older? Yep. I'm 15.
Do you want a cookie? Is it chocolate chip?

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 13:09

#33

That-Proto-Guy

Free bump.

Wed, 11/14/2012 - 14:16

#34

Persef

In-Game Name? Persef What

In-Game Name? Persef
What Tier are you in? T2
How often do you play? Almost everyday
Do you prefer Lockdown, Clockworks or Both? I prefer both
Are you 14 or older? Exactly 14
Do you want a cookie? OM NOM NOM

Thu, 11/15/2012 - 02:27

#35

Persef

Bumpy bump bump.

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 15:57

#36

Juliezilla

Exams

I will be inactive for a while, I will try to log in every now and again but I won't be active until exams finish.
Wish me luck and keep up the good work guildies! :D

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 15:58

#37

Juliezilla

Sorry this was a double post!

Sat, 11/17/2012 - 20:39

#38

Blue-Phaze

So, I thought I'd apply to

So, I thought I'd apply to some fancy guild, and this looks the fanciest to me!

In the game, I am Blue-Phaze, a 17 year-old knight who's just a Silversix away from full 4* and plays almost daily. I actually prefer the Clockworks over Lockdown but would definitely slash some fellow companions for a cookie.

To make things easier:
-In-Game Name? Blue-Phaze
-What Tier are you in? T3
-How often do you play? Almost daily
-Do you prefer Lockdown, Clockworks or Both? Clockworks
-Are you 14 or older? I'm 17
-Do you want a cookie? I definitely do.

Mon, 11/19/2012 - 04:43

#39

Honeykin

Applying and all that stuff

In-Game Name - Honeykin
What Tier are you in - T2
How often do you play - A few days a week
Do you prefer Lockdown, Clockworks or Both - Clockworks mainly but I don't mind
Are you 14 or older - 18 and legal
Do you want a cookie - Yes, yes I do

Sun, 11/25/2012 - 23:29

#40

Xjam

It's all good =)

Heyy Jules, go study lol i don't really mind periods of inactivity, we all have lives xD
&&
Welcome to all the new recruits! Holidays are fast approaching! Let's hope for a good Christmas event.

Wed, 12/05/2012 - 08:18

#41

Wolfe-Knight

Hey guys

I might not be on for awhile as I am coming down with a cold and don't really feel like playing anything, I will be back after I get better, have fun without me (give Enigma and Phox a poke for me Jam).

Sun, 12/30/2012 - 01:10

#42

Xjam

Happy New Years

Happy Holidays you beautiful people! Don't worry about inactivity go out there and enjoy the new year with your friends and family.
Hope our guild will be eve more chill and awesome for the new year, may we achieve all our sexy goals!

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 20:13

#43

Aerrowmax

bump

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 11:05

#44

Mason-Dusksword

Applying and that good shiit

Hi my name is: Mason Dusksword
I'm in tier3
I play a lot during the week and weekend
I like both and doing some missions once a while.
I gonna be 14 this year.
And HELL YEAH I WANT THAT COOKIE!

Plus can you invite my gf Sugohu.
she really has the same stats as mine.

Fri, 02/21/2014 - 20:57

#45

Arctic-Vixen

I know, I know.... I left! Inexscusable? *pouts*

I did leave of my own accord, but for the life of me I do not know why I did that.

It has been a few retired Knights back now so I am not even sure what I was calling myself then: it most likely had to do with 'arctic' or 'raven'... probably ending with'child'. However there are still enough of you "old timers" that I am sure you will remember a lil 'ol girl that lives in the High Canadian Arctic... an Inuit girl by the name of Nuni?

Maybe

Nunitataqa Watacheqwe Ektena

will jog the memories of a few of my old Guildies?

The embarrasing stuff about leaving and all aside, I really want to come back; have for a while now, but you guys are hard to find sometimes... I have been mopping around between LionHeart and Jempire, but I do not think I have actually been as happy playing as I was when I had you guys to sit around with...{ohno... she is getting close to a little cry....}

"Stop it Nuni...." Someone had to say it and this is no IRC chatroom.

If you want to spank me before you let me come back then so be it; I just really want to return guys...

In Spirit,
~Nuni
{{ingame: Arctic-Vixen}} {{Steam: Child-of-Ice}}

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