No preview pictures or releases that tell us when the patches are coming out?

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Venomousbiohazard's picture
Venomousbiohazard

Will we get a new patch next Thursday? If so, what will it be? Have there been any previews to the new content? If so, I would love to see it.

Thanks :D

Aphrodite's picture
Aphrodite
Community Manager
The developers have been

The developers have been working on new, exciting content, but alas they must have increased security. Eury went to steal some preview images, but she hasn't come back yet.

Thunderbog's picture
Thunderbog
!!!!

Whaat?!

Oh dear, I'm worried for Eurydice. :<
Aphrodite! Why did ye even send her to do something like stealing? D:

Redlawlsy's picture
Redlawlsy
:O EURY!!!

What have you done with that poor girl?

Venomousbiohazard's picture
Venomousbiohazard
O_O

This patch is gonna be big. I can feel it.
I still cannot believe at a Goddess Just Posted. http://data.whicdn.com/images/30788085/Happy-oh-stop-it-you-l_large.png
You made my week :)

Amaki's picture
Amaki
Oh no!

We'd better mount a rescue mission. Ready the drop-ship and break out the supply of extra Nitronome!

Lightyourfire's picture
Lightyourfire

Aphrodite, I think you might need to go in and back Eury up if too much time passes.

GOOD LUCK!

Little-Juances's picture
Little-Juances

Love puppies cant move...... or defend themselves.........

Orbwanter's picture
Orbwanter
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Why don't you leave the theft of preview material to Prometheus?

Aphrodite's picture
Aphrodite
Community Manager
Eury is always stealing stuff

Eury is always stealing stuff from the devs, so no surprise they put in new security (probably just something shiny to distract her).

If she doesn't show up, we'll send out our best knights for some recon! (has anyone tracked down the Alpha squad yet....)

Eltia's picture
Eltia
Alpha told me

They were too busy testing new SL w/ Nick because they will be in it... but yea, please don't torture GM Eurydice if you guys caught her please? We will release several captured snipes in exchange for her safety!

Redlawlsy's picture
Redlawlsy
Awww...

I will miss seeing players get banned and filtered by Eury.

Princeberton's picture
Princeberton
Live long and prosper

We must free Eurydice! I shall summon the unholy army of proto beggars....

HEY, EVERYONE! THE DEVS HAVE FREE CE!!!

Trying's picture
Trying

We must invade their secret liar!

Wodanct's picture
Wodanct
I swore someone mentioned a

I swore someone mentioned a 4th danger mission... weeks ago. :(

Batabii's picture
Batabii
SK is getting boring. When

SK is getting boring. When are we getting ACTUAL NEW LEVELS? Danger missions are nice but nowhere near the huge difference that, say, Candlestick Keep was. And how about we finally get a NEW boss that has tokens and DOESN'T require cash? And there's so many weapons that were supposed to be "fixed" MONTHS ago:

Cautery Sword
Winmillion
Iron Slug
Shard bombs (still too slow/weak!)
BAB (still not as good as nitronome)
Heavy Deconstructor
Irontech Destroyer
Wild Hunting Blade
Cold Iron Vanquisher
Volcanic Pepperbox

In addition the following weapons DON'T EVEN EXIST:
Elemental-type nitronome/dbb
piercing (as well as other stat effects) Vortex
Piercing Antigua upgrade
Elemental/shadow needle shot
Elemental/shadow striker
elemental/shadow callahan
piercing brandish
ANY non-normal winmillion
ANY other weapon with curse
ANY weapon or monster that actually inflicts sleep
Poison-type Alchemer
Poison-type Brandish
Shadow/piercing Supernova

And why is it taking so long to fix stun?

Finally, why is it that only steam users can use voice chat? At LEAST let us see who can hear us or not instead of having to randomly guess or pester people about it.

Edit: Does anyone else find it odd that there isn't a single turret weak to piercing? Instead of construct-slime-undead they should maybe have done construct-slime-fiend. Then we have each damage type and each damage weakness.

Sirzerox's picture
Sirzerox
I'm excited

Same feeling of venamousbiohazard.

Lightyourfire's picture
Lightyourfire

Wow, Larry, you have high expectations on new content

Razor-Dash's picture
Razor-Dash
Honestly,

The amount of "security" you devs have over new content is absurd. What, afraid the boogeyman is gonna steal that content? Nobody likes silence over new content or, more importantly, fixes to existing content.

Eltia's picture
Eltia
Also

Since people are making this into a suggestion thread (a GM is posting, YAY!), how about these:

  1. keep CE prices down by allowing us to recharge some of our ME by spending CR; and
  2. restore old RSS with a few tweaks, to make it more like frag grenades or claymores.

And please don't torture GM Eurydice! No matter what you do, she won't speak under normal interrogation!

Crazyoddbaa's picture
Crazyoddbaa
Developer
Stay tuned.

We have definitely been working on new content. Stay tuned for Preview testing opportunities coming soon.

Canine-Vladmir's picture
Canine-Vladmir
O_o

the devs are commenting now!
How game changing is this update gonna be?!

Artistbma's picture
Artistbma
Woo!

Woo!

Canine-Vladmir's picture
Canine-Vladmir
a dev prank

they throw us a bug fix before game altering update.

Keveiin's picture
Keveiin
Hurry everbody grabe you're

Hurry everbody grabe you're Nitronome's Triglavs Blitz Needles,COmbuster's,Voltedge's and shivers!we're going in to rescue Eury!make sure to bring you're best gear along!and some Extra Irontech Destroyers for Iron!Don't worry eury!We're coming!and we're bringing popcorn along :D

Eltia's picture
Eltia
@Keveiin

Quiet! Don't give the Dev ideas for next danger mission!

Canozo's picture
Canozo
--

Please tell me Guild updates/Haven expansion/Lockdown stuff/New weapons/1V1 is going to be added.
Im getting tired of danger missions...

Artistbma's picture
Artistbma
More Danger Missions... Sigh.

More Danger Missions... Sigh.

Venomousbiohazard's picture
Venomousbiohazard
Owao...

Two GM posts, a dev post, and the preview server open! *HOORAY*

Gwenyvier's picture
Gwenyvier
Excuse me, I shall go drag Nj

Excuse me, I shall go drag Nj out of the dungeon.

~Newg

Oroseira's picture
Oroseira
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOT EURY
GIVE HER BACK

Lightyourfire's picture
Lightyourfire
Oh no

The Devs must've caught Eury. I hope she can find a way to escape safely

Thorfinns's picture
Thorfinns
Its a danger mission again...

Its a danger mission again...

Thunderbog's picture
Thunderbog
!!!

Eurydice is a important person. SHE IS.

She must be holding more than just these!
There must be Guild Hall update preview images with her!

*daduun*

SHE MUST SHOW UP WITH HER EVIDENCES!

Aplauses's picture
Aplauses

/bye Eury

Autofire's picture
Autofire
WHAT???

*Uses PSI Hypnosys on self*

*Dreams about rescuing Eury*

*Wakes up*

Ok guys I...didn't save her. DARN IT ALWAYS WORKS IF I DREAM ABOUT WETTING, SO WHY DOESN'T IT WORK WHEN I DREAM ABOUT RESCUING? XD (Honestly, none of this is true AT ALL)

Xylka-Mkii's picture
Xylka-Mkii
Only a new danger

Only a new danger mission?

Well....@$#@

Dont tell us about a Guild update if you're not going to release anything on it for months.

Milkman's picture
Milkman
"Dont tell us about a Guild

"Dont tell us about a Guild update if you're not going to release anything on it for months."

First everyone (not necessarily you) wants to know everything they are working on, now you don't want to know until its almost ready. Can you see the mixed messages they are receiving? I'm pretty sure that this is why they don't comment in the suggestions forums..

Aphrodite's picture
Aphrodite
Community Manager
Just found this message from

Just found this message from Eury under my coffee cup: "preview open - LONG WEEKEND!!!1!"

So, she must have given up on stealing photos and gone home early for the long weekend (Labor day holiday in the US on Monday).

Alas, no rescue raid of the office (maybe next time).

Happy testing!

Canine-Vladmir's picture
Canine-Vladmir

LONG WEEKEND!!!1!
!!!1!
theres a One (1) among the exclamation points!
it must be a secret message!

:3

Lightyourfire's picture
Lightyourfire
She did it

The 1 is a secret message, she found info on new content, and a possible release date, 1 of some unit of time. What unit is, we don't know, but we will find out soon enough

Lightyourfire's picture
Lightyourfire
Wait a second

She broke open the test server for us!!!!!

Dukeplatypus's picture
Dukeplatypus
The 1's not a secret, it's

The 1's not a secret, it's Internet humor. Damn kids -_-

Venomousbiohazard's picture
Venomousbiohazard
Is it just me

Or do Gms and Devs look like already clicked links?

I hope that the danger mission isnt the next patch, because we have enough (for now). Well, I guess I will keep my fingers crossed for that guild hall update!

NOTE: I love it when Devs post. They reassure and reveal nothing at the same time :3

Serell's picture
Serell
...

The thing is Milkman....

All they say is, "we're working on it". It would be great to have status updates and know exactly what they are adding to guilds. Surprises are fun, but sometimes the wait gets boring and is not worth it.

Thunderbog's picture
Thunderbog
I have been shot in the face by a aphrodite

APHRODITE
DO THE JOB FOR EURYDICE

Let's praise to Aphrodite to do the job for Eurydice!

Anything a Eurydice can do a Aphrodite can do better!

Grittle's picture
Grittle
No worries Eury does cool

No worries

Eury does cool stuff, she Bans nubs and is not afraid of anyting

Oroseira's picture
Oroseira
All I can say to tell you about the new mission is..

巨人之戰吊艙...電氣炸彈IE和電力無畏艦.

嘗試翻譯本。

Amaki's picture
Amaki
Yeah, well.

We knew that already.