I would turn all the Skolver clones to protos and drop a fully armed Skybrandon on their heads. Then i would grap the Papaya and take a bite and laugh.
Pray to Nick!
Granted, but chaos become OP.
If I was a Spiral god, I would create life forum, the "Spiral Dayz" (kids under 13) and I would give them their training/fighting grounds "The Hour Glass", adapted from "Clockworks". It would be a feeder to SK making noobs a little less noobish. They would fight things like; Homework Munchers, Bad Teachers, Broccoli Monsters and Signers (the people who post signs like "keep of the grass", "keep out" and "no under under 18 admitted". Their weapons; book bags to swing or pull out the all powerful book of spells, their scooters to run away on or to swing for the cut and kill, the cup which could contain many substances from cheese (for suffocating a broccoli or hot cocoa to burn and melt a bad teacher) and a full line of projectiles like fill-able balloons and flaming poop bags.
Beings as they are kids, they would have to be taught right from wrong and you'd have to be able to cite some social value. So unlike SK, accidents/mistakes would happen. Groundings and juvey hall would have to apply because you just can't set the neighbor's cat on fire throwing a flaming poop bag and get away with it.
Okay so you say I'm encouraging school shoot em ups, I didn't say shoot the bad teacher. Plus something needs to stir the free negative press hits. Why pay advertising costs when the media will to give it to you. :P
If I was a spiral god...
I would make much more unbalanced gears for LD player, and sit on the bleachers and smile at the cooking complains >:}
Other than that, I would like my cookie back from Mina, Sir-Perycius... And of course, everyone else in the forums
If I was a mom... this would be kinda shocking.
I would ban everyone.