Spiral Knights - Describe the 5* Plate Gear in 5 words.

Describe the 5* Plate Gear in 5 words.

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Mon, 02/04/2013 - 07:52

Latisan-Sklay

Describe the 5* Plate gear in exactly 5 words. You can give multiple five word sets, but they must be independent of each other.

Here's a reminder: there are two forms (Ironmight and Volcanic) of all three gear types (helmet, armor, and shield). There is also the stand-alone Ancient Plate helmet, armor, and shield. Feel free to describe any or all of these.

If you post it, it'll end up in the next episode of the Arsenal podcast. BUT it must be exactly 5 words long!

Ya'll did awesome with the Chroma stuff last week and we had a fun time reading them off. Don't let us down! :D

Ready, set, go!

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 08:03

Hexzyle

Lumbering gear of steely

Lumbering gear of steely titanism (is that a word? Well, it is now)

Wheel Launchers don't scare me

What about Ancient Plate Set?

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 08:11

Canine-Vladmir

derp.

Very very very very slow.

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 08:18

Iron-Volvametal

Might of a certain

Might of a certain knight.(Ironmight)

Towering Knights of Smoldering Steel. (Volcanic)

Ancient, antique, fragile Titan Armor. (Ancient)

By the way, who won?

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 08:44

Latisan-Sklay

Who won what?

EDIT: lol Hexzyle XD

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 08:29

Hexzyle

@Ironskullkid

By the way, who won?
That doesn't sound very platemail-like >.>

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 08:39

Quakeman

BEST TANK BOOSTED ITEMS EVER

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 08:50

Iron-Volvametal

@Latisan-Sklay

Who's phrase was picked to be said on the Podcast.

@Hexzyle

It does if you can imagine a Platemail User racing a Mercurial User.

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 08:55

Latisan-Sklay

@Ironskullkid

http://www.sklayelite.com/arsenal/episode-16-tovvok-is-potatoes/

I'm going to let you figure out for yourself? xD

Nah, we read all of them on the show - same as this week and every week. As it says in Post 1 here: "If you post it, it'll end up in the next episode of the Arsenal podcast."

We did have some favorites, but you can hear those in the episode (mainly because I don't understand who posted them).

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 09:05

Oatmonster

Lick Number 58425

"This thing takes many potatoes"

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 09:20

#10

Klipik

Lumbering slow metal useless [redacted].

Bad but it looks cool.

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 09:34

#11

Sir-Pandabear

Works well with Venom Veiler.

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 12:50

#12

Spicegirls

what jim-dale would always wear.

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 13:13

#13

Bella-Donna

Big Slow unhelpful with

Big Slow unhelpful with holes.

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 13:14

#14

Immortous

Ant-loaf

Ironmight - It's a mighty, iron cage.

Volcanic - The horned bucket-suit of Jim-Dale.

Ancient - Creaky, dusty, rusty, and slow!

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 13:42

#15

Doctorspacebar

Needs something Skolver doesn't have.

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 13:44

#16

Iron-Volvametal

Tim-Bale also wears Plate Armor.

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 22:16

#17

Possiblespy

This is specifically ancient plate:

Makes Hall of Heroes easier.

Tue, 02/05/2013 - 00:03

#18

Glittertind

At least it's not wolver.

Tue, 02/05/2013 - 00:14

#19

Feline-Grenadier

Erm...

Heavy, slow, able to endure.

Tue, 02/05/2013 - 03:50

#20

Fleet-Miss-Gun

I'll tank with this.

Tue, 02/05/2013 - 04:50

#21

Little-Juances

Volcanic:
Shield is different than armor

Ancient:
What is this sleep weaknees?

Ironmight:
You not better than skolver.

Tue, 02/05/2013 - 08:01

#22

Fehzor

One word is enough.

Underpowered.

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 16:55

#23

Pepperonius

ancient plate set

I am a horny tree.

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 17:20

#24

Retequizzle

Great addition to china

Great addition to china collections.

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 19:03

#25

Nexassassin

I'll try not to go over the cap

They're slow lumbering pieces of

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 19:12

#26

Byas

So slow that it hurts.

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 19:42

#27

Iapnez

Most useless in the game.

Wed, 02/06/2013 - 19:43

#28

Draycos

Weaker than it should be.

Thu, 02/07/2013 - 00:34

#29

Grantgalitz

so slow... it feels like a TAS

Are we there yet MooOOOOoooM?

Thu, 02/07/2013 - 02:05

#30

Futurefrost

blank subject

because its effect they're abandoned

Thu, 02/07/2013 - 03:08

#31

Damienfoxy

oh my god, so ugly

Thu, 02/07/2013 - 10:43

#32

Yanos-Aldrin

I'm dressed as a

I'm dressed as a Ankylosaurus.

Fri, 02/08/2013 - 21:24

#33

Latisan-Sklay

Last call!

Anyone want to contribute?

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 09:03

#34

Latisan-Sklay

O look

Another week for people to say stuff.

Episode 18 with this discussion coming next week.

Mon, 02/11/2013 - 11:38

#35

Krakob

Ironmight Plate looks like

Ironmight Plate looks like Santa.

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Describe the 5* Plate Gear in 5 words.