Ask a Gremlin Chatter anything!

Hi guys! I'm Usevnsevnsixfivfor (U77654), and I'm a Gremlin Chatter. As you all know from the foorims, a Gremlin Chatter is one of the fifteen subforums in Spiral Knights. (Announcements, General Discussion, New Recruits, The Arsenal, Treasure Vault, Guild Recruitment, The Coliseum, The Bazaar, Gremlin Chatter, Wiki Editors, Suggestions, Graveyard, Technical Issues, Bug Reports, Testing Feedback), and I have gone down the awesome path of being a Gremlin Chatter, because Gremlins are cool and so is chatting with strangers. Here's my guide:
-Reach Vanguard rank, have a full 5* set, or just know all of Spiral Knights' lore and items.
-Post in Gremlin Chatter actively for EDIT: a day two or three or ten or a year or a century.
-Get a forum icon.
This is all there is to it! Hope I helped! Gremlin Chatters have nothing to do with staying on topic. We just spend most of their time late at night on the Gremlin Chatter playing repetitive games and non-SK discussions. We spend our time on other things when we run out of mist. We are always up to date on everything, be it weather, a new video game release, or the US debt. Sometimes we post on the General Discussions or The Arsenal but not that much do we on any other topics.

When SK memes or jokes are spoken of, someone fresh from the camp may not know what the joke means. Like "seerusly". Also, Gremlin Chatters spend some of their time outside of Gremlin Chatter or even the foorims, so a Vanguard Gremlin Chatter will understand more discussions in GD, help out those in NR, and see the balances in The Arsenal or Suggestions. A fresh-from-camp Gremlin Chatter might not understand some discussions, or help out in NR. However, you don't need to be a PvP elitest to say "said the farmer", so anyone can join Gremlin Chatter at any time, its just that knowing the lore is recommended. Surfing the wiki can tell any knight about SK's story.

You're a massive attention craver and you deserve to be treated like one.

Why is this not in Gremlin Chatter!?!?!?!?!

If you are a sub-forum that posts posts, are you a (spam)bot?

If you mean you are a Gremlin chatter junkie, you obviously never met me or Psychodestroyer in 2011.

Potato, some of the knights that log into the foorims don't post or even view threads on Gremlin Chatter. That's why the game Flock of Snipes was made in General Discussion instead of GC. Plus, I feel like this is a discussion.
@Fehzor
Don't worry. I have my GOS raised just in case angry audience members throw cola cans,rocks, or hammers. I also will jump on you or wham you with a hammer if it gets really bad XD.
@Infeeno
I am not a spam bot because spam bots can't post this: usinfjksjkfnvimsckdmhvjisjhcijderpkdmniejbfviefjbiefjeifhvbiuspamiwhgdiwhdbcjwhdvbiwdvhjwdhbsjdhskbjehdvgsdimoarspamiehdjwhdvbisdhvbishbsdjhwdbvjsdhcbjhsdcbjsdhcbiwddeuhrfuryyrbviwahmeahsypkaqmlbgoytndinsjndbvjsnbdjvhsbckhbsjchvjshfbuegfbuyebfjsudvshfgusgdvhshbsjdhbsjdvbsjjhsdcisncvduyviywhdgiyrwiryfgiwhdggiywfiywdbfjusbfiretruckjsnbjwhdbbjgkwjhbksjhegvuysjhdg,jsdbyuasvgussykdhaskufvhgakusfgsjhdygjhufge
@Captain Falcon
I have. Don't worry.

You are a sack of male genitalia. Posting and perpetuating spam threads like that.

I can't tell if Fehzor is looking in a mirror when he said that.
Why do you need to know anything about Spiral Knights to talk in Gremlin Chatter?