Spiral Knights - This is PROJECT SIR Only the manliest men can read this.

This is PROJECT SIR Only the manliest men can read this.

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Wed, 08/07/2013 - 21:31

Dekuinanutshell

So MAN you think you're a MAN to read this MANLY MANTOGE of MANLINESS?! Well then, do I have some MANLY good news for you, welcome to PROJECT SIR the MANLIEST MAN accessory idea that even MANLY MEN will cry for.

Introducing Top Hats!

With MANLY fabric derived from the MANLIEST places of clockworks we have decided to create a MANS best friend, the top hat! Each top hat will have a special MANLY color of black and only the most divine will carry a white top hat. Shadow characters be warned if you grab a shadow top hat you are bound to have some dark MANLY powers growing above your toupee.

Introducing Bow Ties!

A MANLY man cant leave home without a bow tie! Each bow tie is made from the tropical dustbunnies which are harvested for their soft silky smooth clump of goodness only MEN can handle. With the soft fuzz around your neck you are bound to have some MANLY outcomes when the ladies see you in town square.

In addition to this manly upgrade the bows are now machine washable.

Introducing Tux outfits!

Harvested from deep in the clockworks and mixed with silk wings and a tinge of dark matter we have designed the most MANLIEST outfit that a MAN can wear. The tux comes with a nice protective embroidered front side holding only the MANLIEST gothic designs along with the MANLIEST victorian prints a MAN could only hope to grab his gruffy hands on.

Introducing MONOCLES!

Sometimes being so MANLY can make a strain on a MANS eyes. So when it comes to handling your crowns like a MAN you can always just wear a monocle to help aid that manliness of yours. Each Monocle has only the best sapphire enriched crystals so you can see out of them better then anyone could ever hope to experiance. Not to mention that each sapphire crystal is pure and not tanted with other minerals like moon stone or luminite.

Introducing Bob Hats!

With every MAN comes a different style of MANLINESS for now we have developed the Bob hat. It doesn't matter if you're from the guild mafia or if you just prefer a hat that doesn't hold 10 gallons. But what it does include is a special weaved sewing design that can aid a player with only the fanciest MANLY idea that only MEN can wear. Who knows maybe the ladies prefer the rounder men more then that cylindrical figure us men tend to uphold on our figures.

Introducing PICTURES!
http://dekuinanutshell.deviantart.com/art/Project-Sir-391602918?ga_submi...

Introducing ADDITIONAL COMMENTS!

For the MEN that think that this is a great idea please slam a +1 and give me your opinion on this project, also if you're a lady that feels she doesn't need a dress to please her MAN then go ahead and slip that +1 in that tophat down below. Lastly if you feel that we already have dapper combo sets and we're already manly enough with those then please hesitate to continue reading because the rest of us would like something to waist our money on just to enjoy seeing our character be the most MANLIEST one MAN army they will ever enjoy seeing in adorable chiby form!

Wed, 08/07/2013 - 22:27

Oatmonster

Lick Number 58425

Cool art, but all of it's been suggested before.

Wed, 08/07/2013 - 22:32

Demonicsothe

other than the appropriate profile...

I... I... I'm not sure if I should support this... Way too much testosterone...

Wed, 08/07/2013 - 22:48

Abelisk

I've longed for OOO to release top hats/trenchcoats/canes and all of these formality costumes.

They should make a Tuxedo Prize Box. The Prize Box is Black and white, mostly white. It has a bow on top.

If they do, girls need something too right? *I know this is da manliest thread*

^ Anyway there should be formal items for guys/girls

Wed, 08/07/2013 - 22:51

Doctorspacebar

Great artwork, great ideas! +1 for sheer manliness.

Wed, 08/07/2013 - 23:49

Mzculet

/cry

You're so manly you forgot about the women.

Thu, 08/08/2013 - 01:09

Gabrihel

Bow ties are cool!

And why don't introduce fezzes? Fezzes are cool too!

However: +10000000000000000000

Thu, 08/08/2013 - 08:49

Dekuinanutshell

@Night-Rove

Project Madam will be shown soon but for now this is project sir.

Thu, 08/08/2013 - 10:57

Levenza

Top hats...Tux

Top hats...Tux outfits....This feels like a TF2 thread.

Oh dear God....

Thu, 08/08/2013 - 11:51

Dekuinanutshell

What is TF2?

Its kinda a shame that we have toupee's, mustaches and pipes but we dont have top hats. Let alone this is like a half done job on OOO's part. If we add hats to the mix as accessories (because dunce hats are adorable...) Many players are going to enjoy the manliness of accessories plus having a tux outfit would benefit the players and community even more style wise.

Thu, 08/08/2013 - 17:04

#10

Spookington

TOO... MUCH... TESTOSTERONE?!?!?!

PREPOSTERONE!

But seriously, where the Hell is my Towering Pillar of Hats, OOO?

*EDIT* : Oh yeah, +1. Sure, why not? It can't possibly make anything worse.

Thu, 08/08/2013 - 22:16

#11

Batabii

The word "beard" has not even appeared on this thread until now.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!

Thu, 08/08/2013 - 23:11

#12

Misty-Wellington

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Chuck Norris.

Fri, 08/09/2013 - 00:20

#13

Forgeta

OOO add this please!!!

Fri, 08/09/2013 - 01:02

#14

Klipik-Forum

+1! :D

Fri, 08/09/2013 - 03:22

#15

Dekuinanutshell

Heck with the beard

A beard is a mans ultimate companion next to his mighty soup strainer, his upper lip warmer, his after desert keeper and his fluff munchkin. But I must admit that having a beard overflow over your knights helmet would look a bit rediculose no?

Fri, 08/09/2013 - 08:24

#16

Theopholis

-1

Not enough Beard.

(Actually I like your ideas!)

Fri, 08/09/2013 - 08:39

#17

Narfle

It is true that this has been suggested many times before, just as it is true that I will support it every single time someone suggests it.

Fri, 08/09/2013 - 16:13

#18

Dekuinanutshell

*confetti :D*

If its been suggested multiple times then OOO why have you not done this already!? We need...notice NEED hats to match the manlyhood!!!

Mon, 08/12/2013 - 09:51

#19

Dekuinanutshell

Notice.

Just as a suggestion considering project madam is recieving such great hate on dresses, I just thought I should shoot this back up here so they can see that dresses aren't the only things I was suggesting.

Sat, 08/17/2013 - 10:49

#20

Zumerock

I support this! +1 Gentlemen

I support this! +1
Gentlemen this is epic.

Sat, 08/17/2013 - 12:36

#21

Zumerock

Double Posted Sorry Heh

Sat, 08/17/2013 - 12:37

#22

Zumerock

Triple Posted Sorry Heh

Sat, 08/17/2013 - 12:37

#23

Zumerock

Quadruple Posted Sorry Heh

Sat, 08/17/2013 - 10:57

#24

Pipipipipi

as a fancy rabbit cat, I support this with my very honor this suggestion, especially the fancy top hat I do say so myself (+1)

Sat, 08/17/2013 - 19:00

#25

Isekuube

O_O

If Zumerock's idea coupled with this happens... Oh my goodness.

+111023487123874602306285756743984320412

This needs to happen. ._. I will never play SK with pants again.

Sat, 08/17/2013 - 19:06

#26

Waffleconecake

would be so hawt.

We need a "safety sling" armor that has us in our bare black and prismatic suits and a prismatic banana hammock.

Sat, 08/17/2013 - 21:06

#27

Jiker

+1
I just hope that they would be cheap/common enough for me to afford...

Sat, 08/17/2013 - 22:42

#28

Zumerock

@Isekuube

Yea i know , the beard will look so good :O (if you don't know what idea were talking about , goto http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/87050)

Sun, 08/18/2013 - 02:57

#29

Geosmin

I'm in your thread, defying all your exclusive proscription.

"The word 'beard' has not even appeared on this thread until now.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!"

Nothing's wrong. If you looked at the concept art and/or noticed that it's called "project sir," you'd notice that the target is a "dandy" subset of "manly."

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This is PROJECT SIR Only the manliest men can read this.