I was playing this with my little cousin the other day... you know, I think I actually have a good chance of survival here...
An image so you can gaze upon the menacing demeanor of a chef meant for toddlers. Scroll down a bit until you see the image of the thing with the moustache, there's the culinary monster...
I expect to have several lasers through my head in a few seconds.
He's a detective called Pardo. I'll list his abilities.
-Lives in Miami.
-Holds most guns sideways.
-Can throw weapons at people with enough force to knock them down.
-Looking for the elusive Miami Mutilator.
-Is probably the elusive Miami Mutilator.
-Can curbstomp someone's head with enough force to crush it.
-Is able to restart stages.
Am I in trouble?
I played TerraTech...and Megahell Kollector is about to get me.
He has over 25 Megaton Cannons, so I am finished after first hit.
Played a new game.
I still expect the same to happen, except with a few hundred bullets and rockets mixed in.
Well, I played pokemon Alpha Sapphire (X&Y are way better btw) and World of Warcraft at the same time (IKR), So I guess I'm about to be killed by a Goblin Hunter with a lvl 60 Mega Sablye as his pet. So I'm going to be strapped to a giant rocket while simultaneously having my mind screwed around with by a little puppet ghost with gems for eyes...
I'll be fine I was watching Overwatch in the background so I'll just blink off of the rocket, catch the Sablye and use my ultimate to kill myself/ves and win the game.
Triptrap 30lvls in the future- http://images.wowhuntershall.com/2012/05/No-Dead-Zone.jpg
Onyx the sablye- http://www.pokemon.com/us/pokedex/sableye
Death with shotguns-
Throws cards and teleports. Plays way too much Poker.
I'm not sure but I think I could fend him off with a stick.
I last played as my demoman dressed in ducks. http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=592355966
It's safe to say I'm pretty much doomed.
Great. My own Minecraft Player (with the endermaster skin) is gonna be attacking me.
Im not doomed at all. (I have 56 trillion health in every game i play)
Plus. I have instakilling powers and an SUHDB (Super Ultra Horror Death Blade) which can kill even the immortal. The invincible and the invulnerable. And is also not effected by rules (plus. It instakills)
So yeah. Nothing can really get in my way
If you have 56 trillion health in every game you play, that means your minecraft character hunting you is nearly immortal.
And I'm pretty sure you don't have insta-killing powers or a SUHDB IRL.
But if you do in any computer worlds, that means your minecraft character...:
- Has tons of health
- Can instantly kill you
- Has a really, really powerful sword
- Cannot be affected by rules of any kind
- Once again, can instantly kill you, because you apparently decided to say that twice
Are you sure you're not doomed? I'm pretty sure you're doomed. RIP Kian-Slime-Master
I mean that in every SK FORUMS game i play those things come into action.
*gives him amnesia (total or partial loss of memory)*
By the way i gave you total memory loss
Nope, it's too late now. No amount of amnesia is going to stop your player.
Played Slime Rancher a bit earlier. Might be fine, if I hadn't enabled cheats. Now a time controlling maniac with infinite money, health, slimes, and jetpack fuel is after me.
*instakills Minecraft player*
*walks out due to being too easy*
This is supposed to be pretending they're after you in real life, so you can't do that.
I also played Slime Rancher a moment ago. I would be fine, but unfortunately I happened to go hunting in the Moss Blanket a moment ago.
Now he's going to blow up green mangos in my face, slap me with chickens, and then splat ridiculous quantities of highly explosive slime (that automatically explodes... multiple times) all over me. Great...
Mario with a portal gun.
It's a good thing he's no slayer... but being me; unfit for combat, I'm pretty much screwed once he forcefully drafts me into the Diamond Dogs.
Last game I played? a character from Farfalla, a flash game where you just explore to find the exit.
I played a star wars game on the Wii, so I'm pretty sure Mace Windu is going to either throw me out a window with the Force or slash my face in half.
Just played League while watching World of Warcraft
But I think that there are worse ways to go than being frozen by a gnome then being whacked repeatedly by a boomerang-wielding ball of fluff
Last non-SK character I played as was Crono from Chrono Trigger, but I'm still at the very start, so I'm only moderately doomed.
Warface sniper, has a ZX84 snr, frag grenades, sapper shovel, and a silenced pistol
Depends on how much lag he has that day I guess
Last time I played AwesomeNauts as Rocco. Shooting 2 or 3 rapid arrows, can charge a projectile sniper shot, can slow enemies in Vengeance Mode. I used to do lotsa of MLG trickshots with him, so I feel I am very doomed.
Steve from Minecraft is coming for me. He's got a mega unbreakable diamond shovel. He is simply unstoppable.
Chances are, the mayor has already killed me with their absolutely clueless urban planning.
The Pokemon Trainer! But wait! From Pokemon Trading Card Game Online! They're going to challenge me to a card game! NOOOO
I played Planetary Annihilation, so the guy going after me is Osiris, a commander that can build and fight. He will certainly doom me with failed attempts at attacking me with Dox units.
Played Lvl. 30 Nyx on Warframe. Who has a Tonkor, a Synoid Gammacor, and the newish Broken War sword (trophy from The Second Dream). All Lvl. 30.
All I have to defend myself is a bowling pin. And a PVC pipe blade of a cosplay Gran Faust.
I am very dead.
P-Body from portal with cheats, which would be somewhat threatening if I hadn't completely broken the game and become unable to move or talk.
I'm...going to get stalked by Decker from Invisible Inc.
Or maybe Nika is out to get me...
I don't know which one is more scary. Probably Nika. She's a psychopath.
Roadhog is out to get me. Hook. I'm experiencing overwatch withdrawal help
I feel that Tracer will blink behind me and wreck me. Or Bastion in Sentry/Tank Mode. I am veeeeeery doomed.
Why did you have to put me up against Doomguy?
Luckily it isn't brutal Doom, though I'm still gonna die :(
A hard-boiled detective with a pistol and pet goldfish hailing from London...
I'll die just talking to her...
Some scuba diver from the future whose technology is primarily nonlethal but allows his most impressive weapon to be a torpedo that spreads a poisonous cloud over a wide area... in the water. If you hit true in the like three shots he can fire at a time. On land he has a knife. I think I'll be okay, probably.
Gumshoe Ray Spade (I renamed him to Detective Shade because I felt like it) from Another Case Solved for mobile is coming for me.
He's got the moustache. He's got the fedora. He's got the skills to pay the bills.
He may be just a gumshoe but he's dynamited his way through victory and you can't escape him. Because he completes every case assigned to him.
Ray Spade has worked hard. He's been through an apartment fire that has taken a life. He's been working for so long that they already made a movie out of that apartment fire.
Can I beat this dynamite wielding gumshoe? Nah I'm f@#$ed.
I have Jhin coming after me. At least my death will have artistic flair.
I think the last game I played was Dragon Ball Xenoverse. I wouldn't have lived to finish this post.
The last video game character I played as was I think Little Comet. My toon on TTR. So I'm not doomed at all.
I . . . I don't remember the last game I played . . .
I'm screwed . . .
Of course that I should be worried. If a Warthog AirMech with Ultimate Lexi as a pilot and with 2 Aggressors, 1 Ultimate and repair guardians is gonna stand in front of my door then Tesla RIPper.
Im, sorry but the only games I have played recently are Super smash bros melee and SK.
THE BEEF OF MY POST!!!:
In path finder I have a "Stormcaller" Aasimar bard. As in a half human half angel that plays a shining silver electric guitar in medival times to summon lightning bolts using ACDC's Thunderstruck. I think I would be pretty screwed. including the fact that my song "call lightning" is only a level 1 spell, and has lingering song on it, meaning a 1 turn activation acts as 3 total turns of the songs destructive never-missing bolts of lighting have an approximate 3/4 chance to stun, and at the moment do 1d8+6 damage unbuffed. Which is at the very least 7 damage, but will be able to reach 7d10+20 once I hit level 8, which I am now level 4. Did I mention it NEVER misses the damage? Also, I can do this as much as i want, and target up to 5 enemies per turn with this. At max level of 20, I can attack 25 people at once for 9D20+36 DAMAGE EACH. So yeah. I would be PRETTY DEDDED. I end my story here. *drops mic, to then backflip off the theoretical stage.*
Bump from far too long ago because this game was fun.
The last character I played as was Olimar from Pikmin.
Which means now I have 100 little 2cm tall plant animal things with pointy noses rushing at my legs.
And I don't like ants.
Edward Kenway on his gold-plated Jackdaw and his pirates is out to get me.
In a scale of 1 to 10, how dead i am?
Last game I played was Stardew Valley...
All I have to do is stay in my room and my character can't get to me since they aren't friends with me.
I last played an Ace Attorney game.
I'm not screwed.
could a minecraft person with a wood sword kill you?