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The knights should be able to eat their battlesprites

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Mon, 08/19/2013 - 21:49
Fehzor's picture
Fehzor

We don't really know what knights eat, and the battlesprites look like they've got some kind of meat on them anyway, so I think that I would like to eat mine now that I have fattened it up.

Mon, 08/19/2013 - 21:50
#1
Qwote's picture
Qwote

..Aren't they robots in a way?

Mon, 08/19/2013 - 21:57
#2
Fehzor's picture
Fehzor

So? The knights can eat robots maybe. But I think the clockworks have altered what they're made out of so that they are animals. Mine is in fact a cow. Perfect for eating.

Mon, 08/19/2013 - 22:19
#3
Agent-Fungoose's picture
Agent-Fungoose
But we don't have a mouth?

But we don't have a mouth? I'm down for tube feeding! (i don't think i'll like the taste of poisonous ghosts, tho)

Mon, 08/19/2013 - 22:48
#4
Hmmnm's picture
Hmmnm
Considering all the 5 * ingredients we put into this...

they'd definitely make a 5 * gourmet dish.

I'd like a sauteed seraphinx garnished with dried drakon and minced maskeraith please.

Mon, 08/19/2013 - 23:53
#5
Mickmane's picture
Mickmane
(How do I get rid of this subject line?)

"fattened it up"
Rotfl, hits the nail on the head.

But I've grown fond of Fatso (formerly The-Thing), so I'll stay with trying to figure out how to catch a snipe to fry.

The way he's bobbing around behind me ("Look at me you Thing, stop hiding when I turn to face you!") looks like something filled with Helium anyway. I wouldn't like to see him go with a bang at being poked with a fork.

Tue, 08/20/2013 - 00:38
#6
Guyinshinyarmour
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I dunno about eating them, but I certainly think we can reconstruct them into an epic sword. Or maybe an actual toothpick so we don't keep stabbing ourselves in the face with rapiers. This common mixup is getting to be taxing on the medics.

Tue, 08/20/2013 - 00:58
#7
Oatmonster's picture
Oatmonster
Lick Number 58425

Yes!

My battle sprite deserves to be properly used! As food!

Tue, 08/20/2013 - 06:56
#8
Edwward's picture
Edwward
@Bushido-Brownies

We do have mouths, actually. Look closely at Kozma's portrait from the Supply Depot page.

(Also, headcanon: Drakon tastes just like chicken. Nomnomnomnomnom.)

Tue, 08/20/2013 - 12:24
#9
Agent-Fungoose's picture
Agent-Fungoose
http://media.spiralknights.co

http://media.spiralknights.com/wiki-images/b/b1/Kozma-Mugshot.png

Hold the control key and zoom in with the mouse wheel. We really do have mouths.. ... or are my eyes playing tricks on me? ..

Tue, 08/20/2013 - 13:57
#10
Fatalitizer's picture
Fatalitizer
We DO have mouths. It's a

We DO have mouths. It's a revelation!

Tue, 08/20/2013 - 14:05
#11
Smur's picture
Smur
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW look the

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW look the tinylittlemouth

Tue, 08/20/2013 - 14:16
#12
Fehzor's picture
Fehzor

The trick to posting successfully is to mash the save button impatiently.

Tue, 08/20/2013 - 14:16
#13
Fehzor's picture
Fehzor

See, the knights have little mouths so that they can raise their domestic monster/machine friends and eat them.

Tue, 08/20/2013 - 14:31
#14
Smur's picture
Smur
Cute little noses too!

Cute little noses too! http://puu.sh/46J3X.jpg QUICK, FIND MORE BODY PARTS

Tue, 08/20/2013 - 14:58
#15
Fehzor's picture
Fehzor

They have noses so that they can smell when the battlesprites are good for eating.

Tue, 08/20/2013 - 16:49
#16
Grittle's picture
Grittle
Oh god, we look like A hybrid

Oh god, we look like A hybrid of Meta Knight and Bomberman

2CUTE4ME

Tue, 08/20/2013 - 19:52
#17
Hero-Of-Cheese's picture
Hero-Of-Cheese
I'm starting to get hungry...

But I'm afraid I can't eat my Maskeraith, what with him being poisonous. And feeding him reaper ribs and ghost bells isn't helping at all. But I knew what I was getting into. The thing shoots poisonous darts for crying out loud.

Tue, 08/20/2013 - 21:54
#18
Fehzor's picture
Fehzor

Maskeraith is a cow. It is made of beef. All you have to do is cook it long enough to get rid of the poison, I've tried it.

Tue, 08/20/2013 - 22:14
#19
October-Days's picture
October-Days
Well I heard that E-Class

Well I heard that E-Class Sprites are nice and crunchy... /isroboteatingweirdo
Seriously though, Knights should do something with their mouths besides talk and OD on pills. I vote Maskeraith barbecue. Just gotta mind the poison bits, it's like pufferfish! I'm sure it'll be !!FUN!!

Tue, 08/20/2013 - 23:59
#20
Oshmaster's picture
Oshmaster
I will like to have some

I will like to have some royal jelly pudding!

and some jelly queen Cheese! Yum Yum!

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