Impostocube, How does he get his Mustache?
Lun, 08/26/2013 - 03:17
How does the Impostocube get his hair over normal Slime Cubes?
Lun, 08/26/2013 - 06:45
#2
^ this.
Or perhaps he's just
^ this.
Or perhaps he's just good friends with Bachamel and happened to have a coupon for the Dapper Combo. As for the toupee...a wizard did it.
Lun, 08/26/2013 - 07:00
#3
The Truths don't provide any Answers
That's not hair on top of the slime: it's the excretions of dapperness, which he styles with special cream and shaving to give the impression of hair, which is why he's got a "mustache" too: the dapperness of the "hair" can create "mustaches", and affect their length. One will also affect the fullness of the other, creating a self-feeding cycle only inhibited by the person's (or slime's) inherent dapperness.
The result are the dapper slimes known as "Impostocubes" that people see rarely.
Lun, 08/26/2013 - 07:21
#4
The Toopay is a deadly parasite that slowly turns the liquids of its host into solid gold. The Dappekombo is a similar parasite but it turns the solid golds of its host into liquid. Both processes are performed at a speed relative to the parasite's size.
Lun, 08/26/2013 - 08:13
#5
You're all wrong!
It's stuck on with Jelly Glue, thus explaining the fact that when you kill it, you have a chance to get a Toupee as a drop if you didn't shred it to pieces while battling it. Now where did the cube get the toupee, mustache and smoking pipe? All raided from Nick's closet/wardrobe.
Lun, 08/26/2013 - 10:02
#6
I like you White-Past.
I like you White-Past.
Lun, 08/26/2013 - 11:10
#7
Well....
Why would Bechamel be friends with Impostocube? Unless...Bechamel is not really a part of the Spiral Order! He's going to betray us!
Or maybe all the Slime cubes have a hormone disorder.
Maybe Impostocubes drop 50 crowns because that's spare change from purchasing their fake Moustache's from the local convenience store.
Lun, 08/26/2013 - 12:22
#8
BUSTED!!!! >:)
impostocubes steal toupees and dapper combos from the auction house when no one is looking or they have a secret conspiracy with the workers of the auction house and probably a "few" crowns... :O
Either way, they probably found a way to get to haven undetected meaning they might be possibly smarter then gremlins.
Lun, 08/26/2013 - 12:40
#9
You just don't get it do you...
The Impostocubes are jelly cubes that are more conscious of their appearance, so they grow it with sheer willpower
Duh
Lun, 08/26/2013 - 14:17
#10
@Troll-Lolo
You mean like this?
Special cream and careful shaving.