Kill the toaster!

The toaster has jammed and Im out of jam! You need to get your toast but you cant, we must break the toaster open to retrieve the toast. Every thing I do to break it just doesnt work. Can someone help me?
Rules: Cannot use super toast wielding powers
Players cannot use another toaster to make new toast.
Who ever attacks the toaster gets one chance until someone else attacks it.
Pweese halp D:

/me is still poccessed by poccessing TOAST
I SHALL NOT LET YOU DESTROY MY CREATOR
shoots toast everywhere

*Grabs the fork with a rubber glove and pushes Fangel out the way* Don't you see the problem with this? You forgot to hold the fork with one hand! Idiot, you just grounded yourself to the floor grabbing the fork with both hands!

The toaster pops up and smacks you right inbetween the eyes leaving a nice tribal toast mark of your insignia.

I hit the toaster whit the secret death ninja hit.

Yum. Tastes like a penny. My stomach digests it and the toasts appears in my stomach.
That wasn't so hard, now was it?

^^^But instead it was actually a bomb DISGUISED as a toaster.
I command my Gardevoir to use Psychic on the damn toaster.

Straps the toaster to a metal board. "Please do." Its still holding my toast hostage.

*Burps cause I'm that awesome*
Wait, did you say GARDEVOIR???
Go, Umbreon! Use Bite!
Geez, get a Butterfree or Espeon! My Espeon used Psychic on the toaster!

it wasnt effective. The toaster has no thoughts, just evil inclinations >.>

shoots toast into Dekuinanutshell's face and shoots peanut butter and jelly all over the toaster

also shoots pb&j all over Popoixd
shoots moar toast everywhere

Toaster immune to Psychic?
MUST BE A NEW TYPE OF POKEMON!
Go! Metagross! Use Harden! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again! Again!
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What do you mean you never learned it? Oooh. I meant Metapod. Whoops.

Toaster used defense buff. Its defense is TOO DAMN HIGH!
Punches Mr.Pi in the face "Shtap spraying peanut butter everywhere...and clean this up!"

@Sandwichpotato
http://pokemondb.net/pokedex/gardevoir
Look at its typing. Psychic/Fairy type. Therefore, Bite is ineffective, as Dark moves have little effect on Fairy types.
Fine. I command my Blastoise, Ferraligatr, Swampert, Empoleon, Samurott, and Greninja to use Surf on the toaster.

dodges the punch and shoots toast all over Dekuinanutshell
shoots peanut butter all over the toaster, which drys and turns into a shield

I throw Ultra Shock Vials at the toaster. Oops I powered the Skylark temporarily which then crashed into the toaster because it ran out of power AND THE TOASTER STILL ISN'T BROKEN!!!

Because of that the hard caked on peanutbutter just cracked, oh and btw this toaster will rek your blastoise epic because its got electric which is critical damage to water types.

gets unpoccessed by poccessing TOAST somehow
Gets bedrock (which can't be broke) and slams it against the toaster (I'm in creative) and watches the bedrock break into 1283 peices
WhAt Is ThIs ToAsTeR mAdE oF?!? O_O

'swirly a' Dekuin You may have killed most of my Pokemon, but you didn't kill my Swampert, as it's a Ground type as well. I then use Earthquake on your non-flying type toaster that has the Mummy ability and cannot be changed. And you cannot switch Pokemon. Sorry, no loopholes ;3.

I'm only taking in consideration types up to RSE, not that stupid Z stuff. Anyways.
I choose you, Snorlax! Snorlax used eat. Om. Nom. OMNONONONONONONOM.

Those trying to eat the toaster get a shocking surprise every time. And that trojan blade is ineffective due to its high normal resistance and shadow o- o and purdy much everything else that can be delt including piercing (because its construct) and elemental because it has an elemental type to help resist it from taking damage.

opens Dekuinanutshell's mouth and stuffs toaster into his/her mouth
your welcome :)

Rides a magical carpet to the king of the potato people and pleads for help. Gets a penguin named mr Flibbles.
Mr Flibbles uses laser vision on toaster.

Toaster used PSI shield, it deflected the attack.
Mr.Flibbles is now paralyzed with his own attack.

Grabs toaster and shoves hand grenade down its toast-hole. Laughs triumphantly

It was a POTATO disguised as a toaster! :O This toaster is a ninja. Must have studied with that Naruto kid!
I unplug the toaster. 'Nuff said.

But it was YOURSELF disguised as a toaster.
I buy some jam from the store and threw it at the toaster.

But you realized too late that you didn't just throw the jelly, but the whole jar at the toaster, now you have to clean it up.
I buy another toaster because you ruined the other one.

I charge attack the toaster with my WRH, then try to cut it open with my scissor blade.

Yes but you only tried, trying isn't enough, so I stab you with the scissors and walk away with my toaster.

I Falcon Punch Fallconn (har har), and steal the toaster. Now, the following steps are complicated:
1. I toss the toaster into a containment cell, and lower the temperature into Absolute Zero. Nothing, not even energy, can move at that temperature.
2. As the toaster is a reincarnation of evil, I hire a Valkyrie or two with Divine Avengers to attack it, shattering its unholy seal. The toaster's molecular structure begins to break.
3. A vat of Corrosive Acid coats the BOTTOM of the toaster.
4. I restore the temperature to normal, use a robo arm to grab the toaster, and take out the toast.

Takes chainsaw and slices toaster open!

Takes chainsaw and slices toaster open!

*holds up destroyed toast and toaster* you have ruined the toast, *throws toast in trash* and the toaster, *throws toaster in trash* Sandwich-Potato, I hope you are happy with yourself
goes to mall and gets a new toaster, then comes back and puts bread in new toaster, waits 30 minutes but toaster doesn't give toast
I don't think the new toaster is working, anyone help?

THE TOASTER ATE THE TOAST D:
VENGENCE !!!
I put bagel in the toaster.

Fires RPGS at the toaster. Then takes a comber knife and jams in down the toast-hole. Screams in pain as I realize it is still plugged in.

I throw apples at the toaster, then charge it with my FoV.

@Meh: He ate the bagel D:
@Malkalack: What you shot game at him? He shoot you Ultramn on SuperNes.
@Sonosuke: He make PINEapple whit the apple and now he can throw fire ball because f your FoV D:

Ill probably get booted for necro but i won't let it die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I use a blowtorch to open the side of the toaster. I remove the toast and see that the toast is a ruined, pulped, destroyed mess. I put it back in the toaster and weld it back up

I smash the the toaster with a hammer

@Malkalack
1: He spit the toast to your face.
2: Your sword sracthed the toaster.
Toaster angry.
Toaster use BURN on Malkalack.
Malkalack BURN to death.
@Pi: The toaster eat the hamer and become bigger.

As I burn, I leap on the toaster. The fire overheats it, and it is destroyed. I die knowing that I ended this silly game and killed the object of everyones wrath.
I shall smack the toaster with this fork!
*electrocution noise*