Glad to have another forumer to talk with!

The forums are rather simple, and you've gotten the basics of posting down. You can put a "0" as a subject if you want there to be no subject line, and a few simple HTML tags are available for use to stylize your posts, such as and . You've found out how to get a forum picture, so that's great!

The forums range from overly friendly to rather hostile. For the most part, you will meet those complaining about game-balance issues (e.g., the use of Auto-Target and the drop rates for radiant fire crystals), those who are a joy to have around (be it upbeat or jokester), and the downers. In other subforums you'll find a much broader scope of people (Such as the treasure vault, suggestions, and new recruits), or a more condensed version of the ones mentioned(such as the coliseum).

I hope you enjoy your stay!

General dicussion: fairly civilized, but threads here are generally trashy and pointless, occasionally there will be ppl announce quitting the game, if you see one, NEVER POST ON IT.

New recruit: fairly friendly, but very inactive, the recruitment rate isn't as high as it used to be.

Arsenal: a place where the pro discuss pro things about weapons, don't post here if you know nothing about SK weapons.

Coloseium: toxic level 9000+, avoid posting on this section at all cost, refrain from repling to contri, Feyi-Feyi and Darkcub.

Gremlin chatter: even more pointless than General discussion, post here if all you ever cared about are ponies, rainbows and bunnies.

Wiki editor: only Zeddy, Bopp and few other geniueses are allowed to post here, everyone else save themselves the trouble of getting laughed at.

Treasure vault: where ppl post fanfics that general fail due to lack of idea, ppl also post fan art here, some good, some bad and once in a while you will find a story that IS so bad that it ruins your childhood, proceed at ur own discression.

Graveyard: where ppl dump dead threads, don't post here, unless u like getting eaten by zombies.

Bazzar: a bunch of merchants getting filthy rich down in there, if u have anything that isn't a material or a maid headband, you can try to sell them here, event though doing them in game is so much easier.

Guild recruitment: if you want to join a guild, look no further, try not to apply to some epic guild like Jempire and EoS, they will deny u for sure.

@Midnight-Dj
Well Lionheart is a pretty epic guild, and I think Mawashimono would like a new member to keep an eye on the forums. For alas, I have been inactive to coming into the game itself, and she needs a new spy.

Anyways, welcome to your grave! If you would like to make a suggestion, have some backup weapons and backup weapons for those backup weapons. Don't make more than one thread per week or else people will call you a spammer. Please use propper grammer and use abbreviations (abs) correctly. If you ever double post, be sure that you do NOT note your double post by making another post about your double post. Do not show any shape, form, or color of taste, support, and/or appreciation for the current Radiant drops or else EVERYBODY will come to obliterate you (by the way part of the forum community gets pretty toxic at times). Manipulate prodigious dissertations. Do not hold or participate in giveaways as we all know that they are fake. Do not suggest new weapons, armor, bosses, shields, dual wielding, marriage/gender, houses, sky clockworks, mobile apps, merchandise, or website upgrades as they will never, EVER work or ever had worked (excluding The Collosium). People will start calling you Larry if you suggest Greaver nerfs, but I will not say that suggesting said idea would be bad. Links, giant text, and destructive criticism is encouraged. Combuster and Acheron will always be better than Voltedge or Glacius. If a GM posts, make a post that relates to the GM simply posting. Necroing threads is better than creating new threads. If you make a thread in the Bazaar folder, expect it to reach page 10 within a day. We like people that play games in Gremlin Chatter. Please avoid necroing threads without adding any relevant information into it. Eat cupcakes. Don't make threads asking where Nick is. Do not ask for #10. And NEVER, I repeat NEVER, bring up the topic of <69.

I hope this encourages you to actively post on the forums. Enjoy your day!

(New Recruits plz-- and DO NOT leave a shadow copy)

You will most likely see threads that are stickied titled Forum Rules and Help. I suggest you read that (and also the Terms of Service on the wiki). If you scroll down to the bottom of a threads page you will find a More information about formatting options link and two text boxes (Subject and Comment). These only appear when you have logged in to the site.

Basically what people have already said with links to direct you.

And Moose-Margarine [post #2], just a reminder that you have non clickable link.

Yeah never reply to me as Midnight said.
I might do horrible things such as reply to you in return.

How these forums react to what you say is mostly dependent on the topic at hand.
If you ask for help, we will help you. If you express opinion, people will express theirs.

So welcome, enjoy your stay at Casa de Contri.

An alternative option to not following Contri is to join the monomivolutionists, see HexZyle for more details.

You might have noticed we're very cynical. >_>

hi.

Now that all the important stuff is out of the way, I can now give a goofy greeting. Now let me look at my list. I have no new greeting to give to you, so a simple hello, watch what you post, have fun will have to do. Hello, watch what you post, have fun.

Also, if you refuse to follow contri, then join the resistance.

Or you can be a normal type of person and don't care about Contri or the resistance. (This is the Colliseum overflowing in the GD)

Edit: I also welcome you to the forum with my alt account since I am at school atm.

The forum is the only place I go to, SK is dead to me. (and you won't find a Thread about me leaving XD)

Some people like to role play... in bed!

sorry, too easy >.<

There is a french comedian that did a sketch and now a lot of french people do this (French Canadian). Whenever you open a fortune cookie, add "... in bed" afterwards, makes it a lot more funnier ^ ^

So I add "...in bed" to a lot of sentences just because I opened a fortune cookie when I ate sushi Friday -_-

Do not dissent against the omnipotent majestic pony. For without our hoofed deity, we would not be here in Spiral Knights today. All shall fall upon their knees, gazing with awe and hope upon the glorious Contri. Behold! Even this year, the year of the Horse, marks his waking to power, his zenith of his career, the acne of all things combined.

Oh yeah. Hi.