/Stares out the window as a restaurant is consumed by, now the exact same size, blob and said blob is now moving down town to the ocean
Uh waiter... there's an advertisement of the restaurant, that's now gone, from a flyer that just flew in from the window and landed in my soup...
Re-edit: Well now I have to re-scratch that idea from before, due to not typing quickly enough before another person came up. *Tries to erase typing, though it's written in permanent marker* Well crude.
That's not a midget... that's an underpants gnome.
/Underpants gnome jumps out and collects everyone's underpants, due to being night time. One of the underpants goes into one of the soups at another table.
/Calls for another waiter
Waiter, there's a pair of undies in someone elses soup. Can you get that?
I apologize sir, that is the lichen colony we were raising.
Waiter there's a midget in my soup
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