Waiter, there is an upside-down soup in my table.
waiter there's ____ in my soup
Oh yeah? Well...
(╯°□°)╯︵ ɹoɟʌᴉɟxᴉsuʌǝsuʌǝs∩
Waiter, Use is upside-down, and Kbloowit doesn't know my Litwick has already evolved into Chandelure
Might as well make everything upside-down.
Waiter, there's a funny sign in my soup.
PELVIC THRUUUST!
Waiter, this soup is delicious!
Congrats.
waiter, pi does not realise that every candle in here is a nesq- i mean litwick
Moron.
Waiter, Pipipipipi just threw a table into mah SOUP!
Well then. I hope you like the Mahogany Table Special!
Waiter, a Frozen Shambler is in my soup.
Let me have it, I'm going to use it to ward off angry customers and waiters
Waiter,
/pulls out frozen shambler
/slaps the nesquick
Waiter, there's a nesquick in my soup
CUT OFF HIS FEET FOR GEUD LUUUUUCK!!!!!!!
Waiter, there's a love puppy in mah soup.
...love puppy?
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! /blood and machine parts splattered everywhere
Waiter, there is this weird necklace that says "Proccessing thoughts of you always."
KILL IT WITH FIRE
Waiter, there are ashes in my soup
Is dere?
Waiter, Swag IS a virtue. (Yeah, I did my homework.)
/shoots bullets at Cpt Llama Bra
Waiter, there's a Devilite in my soup.
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!
Waiter, the restaurant is on fire YET AGAIN
I will quench the flames with my urine!
Waiter, Captain just did something disgusting.
BURN THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Waiter, why hasn't this establishment been destroyed yet?
Because I hid all of the molotovs.
Waiter, why is there a Molotov in my soup?
Valorai hid it there. HURR DURR!
Waiter, why is Luguiru in my soup? Help HELP MEEEE-blech. AHH GOD! HELP! NO NO NOOOOO *gory explosion*
Yay luguiru!!!!
Waiter i dont know what punctuation is halp wat
Me neither.
Waiter, this thread is ridiculous. People have de-railed it.
... there were rails?
Waiter, this soup needs more blood.
*Rams a wooden stake through Sonosuke's heart*
Waiter, Sonosuke the Vampire's corpse is in MAH SOUP!
Whoop, I'm dead again.
Waiter, my vampire body is in Llama's soup. And Malkalack's body is in My soup.
Don't worry, out-of-body experiences can be good for you.
Waiter, there's a dragon scale in my edible mishmash!
Hmm I'm pretty sure that's still edible.
Waiter there's a dragon in my soup.
What flavor is it? Dragon flavor?
Waiter, there's a lot of people who are not the intended recipient of the most important thing in my soup.
Okay. *takes soup back*
Waiter, the Ark of the Covenant is in my soup.
DO NOT OPEN IT! *Cpt. llama opens* NUUUUUU!
Waiter, a pile of ashes that was the old resteraunt is in my soup... I miss in :,( *cries silently*
Oh those are just the ashes of my dead vampire body.
Waiter, there's a Gollum in my soup.
MY PRECIOUS!
Waiter a ring is in my soup.
Waiter:/think IM RICH "GIMME THAT" *grabs ring and runs to AH*
Waiter,there is a skeleton in my soup.
/releases a bunch of dogs
Waiter, a bunch of dogs are in Skolver's soup chewing on a skeleton
They're part of the meal, welcome to China.
Waiter, the essence of Communism is in my soup. Help?
Would you like the Jock-Strap with that?
Waiter, A Vog Cub is in my soup.
Make a coat out of it
Waiter, there's a Vog Coat in my soup
Waiter, there's a wolver wearing a wolver's skin in my soup. CANNIBAL.
As the saying goes, "wear what you kill."
Waiter, why am I covered in flies and ants?
You're in your soup.
Waiter, why is a bowl of soup in my bowl of soup?
Because your bowl of soup has a bowl of soup.
Waiter, Inspector Gadget is in my soup.
go go drink your soup.
waiter your nose is in my soup.
___________
he guys? hows the forum going?
I'm sorry, I have a bit of a cold, could you say that again?
Waiter, a donkey is in my soup.
Oh, i forgotten to chop it up.
Waiter, Vanaduke is in my soup!
Just hope he dosen't mace you in the face! (Joke)
Waiter the R Twins are in my soup.
It's a boy!
Waiter, there's a gun in my soup
Quick! Shoot Me In The Face!
Waiter, my dead body is in my soup.
Waiter, Sono made me I Don't Even all over my soup.
Oh noes. Better burn it with the litwik.
waiterupper, there is an arrow in the knee in my soup