I DECLARE WAR ON THIS "CONTRI"

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Not-Argljing's picture
Not-Argljing

I HAVE BEEN HERE FOR LONGER THEN YOU HAVE, WATCHING OVER THE FORUMS. THEN YOU COME ALONG AND TAKE ALL THE ATTENTION. I DECLARE WAR ON YOU. YOU WILL NOT LIVE MUCH LONGER

-The supreme ruler of all things with cupcakes, Cupcake-God

Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

Woah, wut?

and you are still not updating your cupcake eating contest thread I presume

Draycos's picture
Draycos

I will eat all your cupcakes, and then your powers will be useless!

Not-Argljing's picture
Not-Argljing

THAT DOES NOT WORK PUNY MORTAL AS I HAVE INFINITE CUPCAKES. YOU CAN NOT SIMPLY EAT THEM ALL!

I WILL SEND THE ANNOYING RADIO AFTER YOU, WHO WILL MAKE SHORT WORK OF YOU BY PLAYING JUSTIN BEIBER SO MUCH, THAT YOU WILL JUMP INTO A POOL OF HOT LAVA WITH SHARKS, WHO WILL THEN WATCH THE LEGO MOVIE WHILE MARCHING ON CONTRI

Draycos's picture
Draycos

I don't like any of those things!

Justin Beiber is terrible and a terrible person, lava gets my scales dirty, and sharks taste bad.

Whyna's picture
Whyna
Short live the trojans...

I will join Cupcakes great legion and pound the noobs of Contri

Not-Argljing's picture
Not-Argljing

Great! Since you join me, you get a free cupcake.

*Gives Whyna a cupcake.*

Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
Swag IS a virtue

I peed on an Altar to Contri.

Fallconn's picture
Fallconn

I HAVE BEEN HERE FOR LONGER THEN YOU HAVE, WATCHING OVER THE FORUMS.

Might wanna check that, because I've been here since 2011. There are countless others waiting, You didn't even make the waiting list.

Whyna's picture
Whyna
Short live the trojans...

I make my useless material stock 50 times more expensive for Contrians

Draycos's picture
Draycos

I completely forgot about these enemies until now.

Suddenly, this makes more sense.

Not-Argljing's picture
Not-Argljing

Yes! You are all doing well. I will make sure you have everlasting fun in Cupcake Heaven once you die. Why once you die? Because it is heaven, you can't go to heaven without dying, it's kinda sad. I'm not going to be weird and murder you right this moment, that's what Contri does, and doing that is bad, which Contri does all the time. Oh well, until then, why don't you live out your normal lives until then?

Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
Oh helm yeah!

'kay!
*prances away, humming the chicken dance*