It was a statue of Nick and his famous jelly moustache body!
Bow before my futuristic sight! You silly knights thinking it would be a gel drop dispenser or a portal to some random place. Muahahahaha!
What a very considerate thing to do. OOO you have a very kind heart and my respect power for you has increased by +1
Makes me want to re-enact that one scene from Planet of the Apes.