Spiral Knights - The Diary of a chromalisk. [continue this story]

The Diary of a chromalisk. [continue this story]

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Mon, 05/30/2011 - 04:10

Fallout

ONLY COMMENT AFTER YOU HAVE CONTINUED THE STORY A BIT

Friday.
Today was a brilliant day. The sun was shining, no one chased me with pointy things and everyone rejoiced the return of jeremy after being capture by an evil gremlin. The most amazing thing also happened today - there was this stranger walking through the fields past the jellies, and following him was this amazing helicopter flying thingy. It's so nice seeing new creatures around, especially after the previous raids from those Vog killers.... It's nice not being on fire =p.

Mon, 05/30/2011 - 10:56

Rose

Legacy Username

And

And theeeeeeen...

http://media.spiralknights.com/wiki-images/0/04/Chroma1.png (courtesy of Pupu)

Mon, 05/30/2011 - 19:54

Shue-Donnym

Friday cont.

My cousin Kleptolisk is paying me a visit tomorrow. He doesn't like me at all, so I can only assume he's gonna steal something again. I hope he doesn't steal my Mecha knight kit-I've been saving it up for a long time. I always wonder what made Klepto so different from the rest of our family. I mean, triangular head? The heck?
Comment:
To quote Mr. Krabs: MOAR!

Tue, 05/31/2011 - 16:43

Doggies

Food

So my cousin came but was shot and had to go to the lizard e.r. It wasn't fun forhim so out of pity I backed him a pie even though he probably doesn't deserve it. Oh well.

Tue, 05/31/2011 - 16:44

Doggies

Saturday

After I backed him a pie he sent me some tail rings he had found. They increased my attack by alot I'm so happy

Tue, 05/31/2011 - 16:55

Doggies

RAID

It happened so quickly but it was so fun. Me and klepto raided Haven. Those tail bands were made of klepto's shed skin and it allowed me to turn invisible just like him it was asweome. We stole a lot of yummy food and lots of other shiny things. The knights will think it was some gremlins because we put on those uncomfortable whose and left some gremlin wands and hammers behind. We will be so popular when the rest of the chromalisks find out. Hehehehe.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:29

Doggies

Silly knights

Those knights think that the only way to travel is by elevators. It is much easier to travel by portals. We make them hidden in the ground. That's how we always pop up and surround knights. They think we just materialize. What are we? Ghosts? Kats are ghosts not us, it's portals duh. Silly silly knights.

Thu, 06/02/2011 - 10:58

Theory

furthermore.....

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 07:01

Guildenberg

Monday

Went down to one of the lower tiers today and found myself in one of the Devilite's areas. Usually, I try to avoid these places because the Devilites always try to hit me with things when they see me. This time, however, they were having a little party (My reading skills are a little shaky, but I think one of the banners said that one of the higher-ups had prematurely retired, whatever that means) and they encouraged me to join in the fun. I was enjoying myself until another group of angry-looking Devilites showed up carrying sharp-looking objects. Apparently, these guys were loyal to the retired executive, and accused one of the partygoers of "getting rid of" the executive. When the other partying Devilites stepped in to back up the accused man-erm, imp, a huge fight broke out. I managed to find a nearby trash can and hid in there until things settled down and I could leave. I still don't know who won that fight, and I have no plans of going down there again and finding out.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 13:34

chrishenk

Legacy Username

rainbows

i ate the rainbows because i saw a giant frendship lazer shooting them and didnt want to give the bronies ammo

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 21:15

#10

Guildenberg

Criminy, Klepto...

...It's times like this when I wonder if Klepto is actually adopted. I've asked uncle Virulisk about this, multiple times, but he always ignores me.

Wed, 06/08/2011 - 23:04

#11

Gaomon-Sensei

chorma armor

Today I saw some knight wearing Chromalisk hides. Am I weird or what but I find it rather attractive...

Fri, 06/17/2011 - 23:04

#12

Shadownox

I saw all of the bosses!

After I ran away from the people with the pointy sticks(I guess there goes the idea of befriending the knights:p), I went into a portal and accidentally found myself in the Firestorm Citadel. I saw Lord Vanaduke fighting a bunch of knights and I started cheering for Lord Vanaduke(I now have a permanent grudge on the knights). After Lord Vanaduck pwned the knights, he heard me and used his foot to kick me away. Luckily, I fell into another portal and found myself in the Royal Jelly Palace. I was starting to get hungry so I ate all of his minions. And the Jelly King. I rolled(I was too fat so i couldn't walk, I had to roll on my belly) onto another portal which took me to the Gloaming Wildwoods. The Snarbolax ate me and I woke up in his stomach. Right now, I don't know how to get out of his stomach. But i'm not really worried about that now. What I AM worried about is Klepto eating up all my food in my kitchen(i'm pretty low on food and Safeway is closed for repairs).

Fri, 06/17/2011 - 23:11

#13

Nechrome

BOOOOOOOMM!!!!!!!!

After being stuck in the Snarbolax's stomach for a few days, I realized that I had a bomb. I used it to blow his mouth open and jump out of his mouth(I was no longer fat from eating all the Jellies). I fell into yet another portal and ended up in a Safeway that was closed for repairs and was chased by a bunch of Retrodes. I also found out what pizzas are. They're sort of like pies. I ate a lot of them and the the Retordes reapperaed. I burped at them and they were all destroyed!:) I went into one last portal and found klepto pigging out on all my jelly pies. I threw one in his face. It was fun.:) Sadly, it was an ultra-blast jelly cube pie, so he had to be sent to the hospital(again). I felt guilty so I baked him ANOTHER pie(no, it wasn't another exploding one). Then he left to whereever he had come from.T_T Now i have no one to scream at... *sob sob sob...*

Fri, 06/17/2011 - 23:23

#14

Shadownox

I was so sad. But a few days

I was so sad. But a few days later, I was suprised. My other cousin, Sally, came. She was extra annoying too, so all the more reason to scream at her. But bad part was that she was a salamander so she put me on fire. I got a glacius sword that I had found ad whacked her in the face. She was blasted at least 10 feet away and since she was fire, it had extra effect. I didn't really mean it to happen that way. I went to check her out but she was stuck in a block of ice. I tried to break it, but it was impossible. So I left her. I tossed her into a ditch. After all, she wasn't really a good decoration. I guess someone will find her in a few thousand years. Oh, well. "Sigh". I guess I really have a way of using up my cousins . I think I only have 2 or 3 cousins left to shout at, but they are all babys so if I shout at them, There mom will probally kick me away... Please leave me in peace for a moment... "sob, sob, sob..."

Fri, 06/17/2011 - 23:27

#15

Shadownox

I am done being sad now. But

I am done being sad now. But I lst my pencil so I have to us a pen. As yu can se, I have mad pleanty of mistakes alredy. Oh, BEEP! My pen is running out of ink. Oh, well godb...(I just ran out of ink).

Sat, 06/18/2011 - 09:18

#16

Nechrome

More Dairys

TOday I was on my computer when I discovered something very disturbing... SOMONE HAS BEEN POSTING MY DIARY ON THE INTERNET!!!!!! That was really mean, so I decided to look atother people's diarys... hehehe....

Lord Vanaduke's Dairy: Today I created a new ting; it's called a Slag Guard. They're supposed to bring knights to me so I can make friends with all of them. I think it's woking. Today, 5 kknights were rought to me. However, they were all dead. They mus have killed each other to get to me first. h well, a friend is a friend.Anyways, today I was playing with some knight(I accidentally killed them... *sob sobsob* when I stumbled upon a Chromalisk. I walked towards him but accidentally kicked him into a portal so now he's gone...*sob sob sob*...

Jelly KIng: I have begun to start aking a video journal to keep track of all m victories against the knights. They know we are the superior race, and someday we will rule them ALL!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Boom!* What was that!? *portect the king!* *Noooooooo!!!! Spat* *Don't let him get the king!* *FOR KNG AND COUNTRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPLAT* What the heck is going on!? No... wait.. it cant be... no stop... i command you to stop!!! NO... PLEASE... NOOO. DON'T... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*zzzzzzzzrtyzrz...*
*This video journal has been disconecked due to technical difficulties and the horrible image of a chromalisk eating the jelly king and his minions. please visit the Royal Mourge to give the remains of the JK your regards.*

OK... those were werd... Anyways, two more.

Snarbolax: I was so hugry today I ate a Chromalisk. I didn't mean to, but I did. Anywasy, a few days later my stomach blew up. Something flew out of my mouth. It was cool...

King Tinkinzar: Today I met with my friend THE CORE and he helped me build a giant playground called the clockworks for my knigom. However, the knights keep wandering in and killing all my loyal subjects... *sobsobsob*. Also, I had some Retordes go help Safe way with repairs, but they were all destroyed by a Chromalisk that ate too much pizza... *sobsobsob*...

HAHAHA those were funny now how do if they look at my diary I can look at theirs!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *disconeckted from the internet**computer blows up into nothing*....Darn... Oh well, no more diarys... sigh...

Sat, 06/18/2011 - 11:09

#17

Shadownox

Stolen Idea

Hello everyone the post from the N3cR0m4nS1r above is stolen from my idea so just so you know, that was my idea originally until my brother came and stole it. Plus, my idea as way better than his. He messed it up.

Sat, 06/18/2011 - 11:23

#18

Shadownox

Shopping for computers

Sigh... I guess I can't do anything about my brother stealing my ideas so I will just continue the story. Continued story: After the computer blew up, I had to get a new one. I didn't know which brand I wanted. I didn't really like DELL or Toshiba and HP were too expensive. I decided to get apples. I got some from the market and started to chew on them(very tasty but not much of a computer). I got bored. So I decided to the local bar which serves the best ChromaBeer in the world. I went inside but accidentlly fell on top of a very sensitive Chromalisk and he punched me in the face. I fell unconscious and I don't know waht happened next.

Sat, 06/18/2011 - 12:09

#19

Nechrome

True

Before I contine, I want to say that yes, I did copy Shadownow's ideas. But only part of it for the spine of my part. Most of the details wer all mine. Now back to the story.
After I woke up, I was still in the bar. I left since I had just disvered that the ChromaBeer was made out of blended Chromalisks. Ick. Anyways, I went back home and got into a huge figh with Sally, who had managed to free herself from the ice and was trying to burn me. So this time I got a sentenza and used its charge attack. the owl ate sally. Oh well.

Sun, 06/19/2011 - 23:27

#20

Nechrome

good/bad...

Ok, today I have good news and bad news.
The good news: KLEPTO RETURNED TODAY!(with a 'yay' accent)
The bad news: KLEPTO RETURNED TODAY!(with a bit of a 'oh no' accent)
So anyways, once he got here, he started eating my pies again. how rude! he didnt even say hello! after that, he THEN said hello to me. guess eating is his main priority before being polite. i told him i was sorry that i threw the pie in his face. however, he wanted revenge. uh oh. he threw apie in MY face!(fortunately, it didn't explode). he then showed me this new thing he stole from haven(guess being able to turn invisible has its ups)it was spicky and roundish. he pressed a button on it and it expoded in front of our faces. it was a bomb.
after a trip to and back fromm the lizard e.r.,we raided haven again. we set off all the bombs the vendors were selling(and the ones the knights had in their packs. it was really fun. it looked like a very, very dangerous fireworks show... a bunch of knights were blown up. HAHAHAHA. however, then we got cought by some snipes and put in a prison. then we escaped. but more on that later...

Thu, 06/23/2011 - 22:06

#21

MacoDelo

Legacy Username

A story in the a story in a story?

¡INCEPTION!

Thu, 06/23/2011 - 22:28

#22

Nechrome

Finnaly!

Finnaly! Someone else posted! Except it wasn't a chapter. Oh well. Here's anther chapter.

In prison, me and Klepto were bored out of or minds. There wasn't anything to fiddle with (except stone walls) or any bombs to blow up for fun. Eventually, we fell asleep. However, I the midle of the night we woke I. Klepto went crazy from being in prison. He started bouncing off the walls (literally) until he hit the cell door. It opened. Turns out it wasn't locked. LOL. Anyways, so then we escaped, and set off one more bomb. It was a graviton bomb. It sucked us into the vortex and shot us all the way back to the Emerald Axis (I noticed I never wrote where I live, so here You go). However, we landed directly on top of a Tortodrone! Ouch. He became very angry and jumped, sat, squished, shot, punched, shot again, bit, and ate us. But he spat us back out (he thought we tsted yucky). Then he chucked us into the ground so hard, we shot out the other side of the planet, into orbit of Cradle, into the path of a speeding thing that was being chased by a lot more smaller things and a giant thing that destroyed a planet with a giant light beam thing. There was an inscription on the first thing. It said "Malenium Felcon" or something like that. Anyways, we fell back down to Cradle and smack right through the roof of my hut into all my pies *sob sob... my tasty pies... all RUINED!!! sob sob sob...*.
Now, we're in the lizard e.r. having a spine transplant.

Thu, 06/23/2011 - 23:18

#23

Rangerwillx

FIRE!!!!

Well, after the spine transplant, me and klepto were bored, so we decided to go to the jelly palace hoping that there would be more jellys for more of my delicius pies, but when we got there, we saw 3 knights fighting a new jelly king. (I guess there is more then 1.) so we decided that they might have pointy sticks, so we left the fat jelly alone. We stole some of the tiny jellys instead, and turned them into a ball. We played catch, but then we realised that the jelly was still alive, so we smashed it. It was fun. And the pies were good, until my 1 year old cousin decided to throw one in my face, luckily it was not a bomb, but then I yelled at him, and his mom, who was a salamander set me on fire. That hurt soo much. sob* sob*sob*. Then I found a lake and jumped in it, sadly there was a shark in it, and it almost ate me. Well, that is it for my diary for the day.

Fri, 06/24/2011 - 00:03

#24

Nechrome

sharky

Later, I discovered that the shark wa not a shark, but actually one of those frozen slime things with a ice spike that looked like a shark. LOL. I tried to eat it, but onyl succeeded in freezing my brain up. I went to the Lizard e.r. AGAIN to get my brain unfrozen. after that, Me and Klepto screamed at m other cousin (Bob) again. His mom arrived, but when she tried to put us on fire, I put an oiler that I had found randomly in front of her. It got on fire and started chasing her around. We (me, Klepto, and Bob) alll thought this was funny. Then we got into a pie fight. However, one of use threw one of my new slme pies, an super-oiler pie. The real oiler came by and set it on fire. At the same time, someone se of an Ultra-Super-Mega-Extraexplosionyfiery-blast jellie pie and threw it. I'm not to sure how big the explosion was, but after ANOTHER visit to the lizard e.r. (it seems to be becoming a habit)K lepto lent me his laptop and I saw someone's diary entry:

Today on Mars I saw a nucleur explosion from a random planet.

... That big, huh.

Fri, 06/24/2011 - 07:30

#25

Shue-Donnym

Lwol

So my cousin Ellis, an Electrolisk, came by and gave me a Quicksilver. What do I do with this...?

Fri, 06/24/2011 - 13:15

#26

Shadownox

I DIED!!!!

I decided to keep the quicksilver as a pet. Bad idea. It shoved me off a cliff and I had to go to the Lizard e.r. AGAIN. Except this time, they coudn't revive me and I blew up into a cloud of coins and heat. Right now, I am dead. Which sucks. But actually, it is pretty fun. Now my spirit can float around scaring Klepto. It is funny. LOL.

Sat, 06/25/2011 - 18:28

#27

Rangerwillx

I'm in love.........

While I was floating in the sky, I saw a girl chromalisk. She was pretty. Er, I mean I didn't follow her to where she lived though. Ok maybe I did. I am in love, but I can't go talk to her. Sob* sob* sob*. I don't like being a ghost anymore. It is boring. One day, while I was floating around, I saw her again. She seemed even more pretty then before. sob* sob* sob* sob*. I was floating around and a knight saw me! What to do?? He said to me: "OMG it is a spirit!
A chromalisk spirit? How interesting. I won't hurt you so stop cryin." I said: I am not crying cuz of you, but because I can't come back to being a chromalisk.
The knight said: "Ah, I ya know have the power to reclaim spirits to there body's before whatever happend to you, for a small amount of crowns of course......" I said: "Oh yes!!!! Please I think I have enough crowns for you! I collect the strange discs! But, how many?" The knight said: "Well, how is 100,000 cr?" I said: Oh sure, I have millions saved up." The knight said: "Oh did I say 100,000? I meant 100,000,000." I said: "Fine." Now do it then you get your money." The knight said: "Ok." After this, he did strange things to me, then I was back again! I said: "Thanks dude, oh and CYA SUCKER HAHAHAHAHAHA!" He came after me, but I used my cool invisble power. I heard him saying Stop you dirty @%#&*!!!! I'll get you !&*@^^# *&% (&^&!!!
I laughed the whole time. Then, I decided I didn't look good enough to go see my true love. So I went home.

To be continued.
-jp12365
I personally love this topic it is fun to read and to write. Oh, and I would like to become shadownox and N3cR0m4nS1r's friend in the game so here is my IGN: Rangerwill

Post yours here please!

Sun, 06/26/2011 - 11:47

#28

Nechrome

Aceppted

Friend Request Aceptted! Except I haven't the slightest idea how to become friends with someone without meeting their character face-to-face. BTW, do u like Ranger's Apprentice (I do. Favorite book series.)? I noticed that your IGN is RangerWill, so yeah. Anyways, my IGN is Lordofnecromancers.

Anyways, another chapter:

After I got home, I found my true love in there talking to Klepto! I was like, Wat the @#$%! Why was she in my house! And talking to Klepto! I mean, she should be talking to me! I'm much more handsomeandsmarterandawesomerandcoolerandTOTALLYMOREWORTHTALKINGTOTHANKLEPTO!!!!!!! >:(
... sorry, I got carried away. I asked her, who are you? You're so pretty. can I marry u? She and Klepto stared at eachother and loled. She said that she was my cousin SallY (yes, the one who was eaten by the owl) and that he owl had barfed her out but she had needed to get plastic surgery so now she doesn't look anything like a salamander, but a chromalisk. Then they started laughing again. I was embarresed and heartbroken (but more heartbroken) so I went into the kitchen to pig out on some pies. But then my uncle Virulisk cam by and accidentally used his toxic sludge stuff powers to mutate the jelly and slime pies into real jellies and lichens. Then all the lichen morphed together into the Ultimate lichen, with shock, fire, piercing, freeze, and cheese resisance (dunno why cheese, but it was). I shot a needle shot at the lichen but the shots bounced off into the jellies. they were all blown appart but turned into mini royal and green jellies. And mini explodingones too. Then they all attacked. O crud...

Sun, 06/26/2011 - 12:13

#29

Shadownox

Friend request accepted too!

Friend request accepted too! I think i saw you before. My IGN is Shadownox. Oh and by the way, I am selling materials cuz I need money so whenever you need some, come and ask me! I would gladly trade with yu!

Sun, 06/26/2011 - 19:52

#30

Rangerwillx

I LOVE ranger's apprentice,

I LOVE ranger's apprentice, it rocks.

Sun, 06/26/2011 - 20:24

#31

Rangerwillx

ROFL

Man, that last part about sally made me laugh my head off. Ranger's apprentice is my favorite series. Go will!! Go halt!!! Go horace! And there brides.

Tue, 06/28/2011 - 08:23

#32

No-Fun-Allowed

Suddenly, I found a magnet

Suddenly, I found a magnet lying on the floor, and for some strange reason I wanted to know how it works.

Tue, 06/28/2011 - 14:47

#33

AAarcher221

Legacy Username

Journal entry 20XX

I decided to go to my place of work today. Chromawhelp kept stealing my pens, but only gave me one in the end. Salamander wouldn't stop burning my food. It became inedible after a the second touch... Virulisk decided to put poison in my coffee... I was paralyzed the whole day. When I left to go home, a pack of Wolvers attacked me. I arrived home to see my house still clean.

Fri, 07/01/2011 - 15:02

#34

Shadownox

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! FROM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! FROM NOW ON, THIS DIARY WILL BE NAMED... *DRAMATIC MUSIC* THE DIARY OF A KLEPTOLISK!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! HEY, WAIT!!!!! COME BACK HE-

AHEM... Oh hi, Sally here. I just stole klepto's diary. hehe. this is fun. maybe i should read it. here we go:

Friday.
Today was a brilliant day. The sun was shining, no one chased me with pointy things and everyone rejoiced the return of jeremy after being capture by an evil gremlin. The most amazing thing also happened today - there was this stranger walking through the fields past the jellies, and following him was this amazing helicopter flying thingy. It's so nice seeing new creatures around, especially after the previous raids from those Vog killers.... It's nice not being on fire =p.

Hey, wait a minute... Jeremy is back?! YAY!!!!! MY BOYFRIEND!!!!! *walk back to chroma's place where I see him crying*
me: Hey, chroma, dont be such a crybaby! i will give it back if you tell me where Jeremy is
chroma: sorry, sal, he fell down a well and suicided cuz he couldn't find you like. lemme see... i think i can still hear him screamming... better go rescue him...
me:... DONT WORRY HONEYBUNCHES!!!!!! I AM COMING TO SAVE YOU!!!!!

Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:52

#35

Fusionha

Entry number 47

*steals diary**comeback here!!!!! YOU !@$^%$#@@$^%#@%*
I got his diary yaaa- my diary you $%^&^@#$%^-* *takes back and runs* oh hi, a non chromalisk tried to steal my diar- COME BACK HERE ! GOT IT jeez

Fri, 07/15/2011 - 13:51

#36

Nechrome

lol

well, i finally got my diary back, and just in time to watch sally launch herself into the well where jeremy waz. idiot. i dont think she realizes that she will be stuck down there too. o well. later, i traveled to one of the arena level. i i accidentally stepped on one of the party buttons. then, a bajillion mecha knights and gun puppies appeared. however, i was lucky enough to have a friend somewhere and i "joined him" and saved my tail. however, he was also in an arena, so we both got our tails kicked. o well. fortunatly, i didn't have to go the the lizard e.r. this time. instead, i got to go to a graveyard.

...

bet i tricked u didn't i? yes, i did go to a graveyard, but only to attend the funeral of my grandmother tundralisk. she was fighting some knights along with a tree monster thing and she got hit by the tree by accident. ow. however, and the graveyard, we all got attacked my zombies. right now, we're trapped, being stalked by zombies and phantoms. we need to get out soon.

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 01:16

#37

Shue-Donnym

entry #49

Then, I saw a box with a biscuit inside. I went in the box and it trapped me! After 1 hour, the box was broken by a knight. I camouflaged and he didn't see me. Then, he hit another box AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT
...
A while after that, I was /derping around in a wolver den then two knights showed up and tried to stab me with sharp sticks. Then a wolver popped out of the ground and bit them. THEN THE WOLVER HAD RABIES AND THEY HAD RABIES AND THERE WAS RABIES EVERYWHERE AND I RAN AWAY AND ONE OF THEM BIT ME NOW I HAVE RABIES USAHFIUAJSUOGHESIGHUAWBG8742HTEIRUHGHWERFKJERWSGOTRJUY495U35099999
...
th rabes shll consme...cnsume evrythng

Fri, 07/22/2011 - 08:04

#38

Ghret

WTF?!?!?!!?

WHAT'S GOING ON?!?!?!? I'M SCARED!!!! I'M VERY SCARED!!!! WHER;S THE CHROMALISK??!?!?! I CAN'T SEE THE CHROMALISK???!!?!?

Tue, 07/26/2011 - 14:57

#39

Nechrome

aparently, i got da rabies

aparently, i got da rabies from a wolver. i dont know how i ended up in a wolver den when i was in a graveyard. maybe i fell throuh a portal. anyways, so ow i go around biting people and giving them rabies. not that i didnt use to do that anyways.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 00:25

#40

Nechrome

well, I finally got healed

well, I finally got healed from the rabies. and everyone else i bit. one of the silkwings healed us, so now i am healed. yay.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 09:00

#41

Venom425

Legacy Username

Rabies gone

My rabies from the sick wolvers are gone. I went to a blast furnace and found Klepto there. He ate a Super Fire Vial and turned into a Salamander. Then he set me on fire but I had found an emberbreak helm and I survived. I threw a pie in his face and he swallowed fire. Then he spit at me and turned me into a salamander also. I smacked him with my Voltedge that a dead knight dropped and he went to the chroma ER because of spasms.

My IGN is Venomstar, please friend me.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 10:24

#42

Nechrome

hais venomstar. yayz someone

hais venomstar. yayz someone new psoted! =)
if u wanna be friends, okee dokee!

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 12:32

#43

Beastlikethat

I hate Klepto...

Today as an apology, Klepto gave me a remedy capsule so i can turn back to a regular chromalisk. I liked being able to spit fire, but it gets annoying at lunch. After I used the capsule and became normal again, Klepto started laughing. It turns out one of the side effects of the capsule makes me poop out rainbow-colored slime. I pooped on Klepto after he told me it was a permanent condition for chromalisks. And it turns out my poop can inflict all status conditions at the same time. So Klepto is stuck in the chroma ER for 2 months.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 20:07

#44

Nechrome

so klepto is stuck in the er.

so klepto is stuck in the er. i was bored, so i went down to a lower level. i ended up in the same place where the party with the devilites was held. they were all still there, partying. the retired guy's supporters were all tied up and gagged. the guys retirement must have been very important.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 21:09

#45

Keosermer

Then......

Then out of nowhere (probably the portals) a pit boss comes up to us tells all of us off for not getting to work (how did those devilites get those pitchforks)
The pit boss made us all get back too work Even ME! Well I'll write again when i get out of here and get out tht pitchfork stuck in my butt when i didn't get back to work fast enough. P.S. HELP ME!

Tue, 08/30/2011 - 05:21

#46

Duskfinder

I finally escaped the clutches of the devilites by faking death. But now I'm back home with nothing to do ......... I have the wierdest feeling that some one else is looking through my diary either that or Im going insane .. Forget about that so I was looking around for something to do so I decided to find how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop .

Tue, 08/30/2011 - 05:24

#47

Duskfinder

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.....lick2188.......lick2189.....lick2190...lic.......*snore.............*snore.....................................................

Tue, 08/30/2011 - 05:27

#48

Duskfinder

later

I woke up to find a lolipop stuk to my face . Where did I get this ????

Sun, 09/04/2011 - 13:05

#49

Lemonadiums

All clues points to a jelly

All clues points to a jelly farm in Aurora Isles. I went there to continue on with the investigation.

I got distracted by a strange sight. Knights idling around a gun puppy. It's quite bizarre, they seem all happy and not afraid at all.
Upon a closer inspection, I see that it was a love puppy... Why doest it blow hearts at those knights? A malfunction I guess.
After a while, the knights kill the love puppy. Those beasts... err knights, how could they?

Eh, the love puppy deserves death for siding with them anyway.

Yeah, strange place. Mystery continues.

Sun, 09/04/2011 - 13:22

#50

Beastlikethat

HELP!!!

After those knights killed that love puppy, they found me and caged me. I can't see anything right now, but I need to go potty. But we all know what would happen if I did. DAMN YOU KLEPTO! Even when your in the er you still haunt me! I might have to poop on him again... By the way is someone purring?

Try to guess where he is. ^_^

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