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Mon, 11/14/2011 - 15:31
Mon, 11/14/2011 - 19:05
#2
I hit windsickle with a dead
I hit windsickle with a dead fish, stole the cookie, and walked away
Mon, 11/14/2011 - 19:11
#3
I sliced off Duskfinder's
I sliced off Duskfinder's head with my Leviathan blade, stole the cookie, and most joyfully skipped away.
Mon, 11/14/2011 - 21:17
#4
This reminds me of a very
This reminds me of a very similar forum game on another site I go to, only it involves cheese....
Anyways....
I made a trip line that made Shadownox trip over onto a shock plate, shocking him into unconscious. After turning off the plate, I rushed over, snatched the cookie from Shadownox and ran away, laughing triumphantly and evilly like a mad man.
Mon, 11/14/2011 - 21:33
#5
i grabbed Kreux-Drache and
i grabbed Kreux-Drache and dumped him onto a fire plate, putting him on fire. I then stabbed him repeatedly in the gut with my Leviathan Blade, and sliced his limbs off. I then threw him into orbit around Cradle and stole the cookie, laughing evilly and shooting anything in my way with my Magnus.
Mon, 11/14/2011 - 22:25
#6
I sandwich-slapped
I sandwich-slapped Shadownox's head with a live fish and a dead fish, snatched the cookie, and ran away.
Tue, 11/15/2011 - 00:43
#7
What dark Ritual?
I stole the cookie from windsickle by getting Boseick's help. Then I got on my striker and then ate the cookie. I made a new batch for you guys though!
Tue, 11/15/2011 - 06:39
#8
CHEESE!!!
@ Kreuz-Drache
When you ran away with the cheese, I tripped you making the cheese fall out of your hands. I picked it up, ran away and jumped on a train that was passing by. Now I have the cheese. :)
Back to the cookie.
I smelled the cookies baking. I went into the kitchen and stole them all. I put them in a cookie tin and flew away in my alien spaceship.
Tue, 11/15/2011 - 14:32
#9
I turn on the lights and turn
I turn on the lights and turn off the special etexts and you realize ur spaceship Is bolted to the floor.
I knock u out with a leaf and take the cookies
Tue, 11/15/2011 - 15:57
#10
I aggro a Trojan in your
I aggro a Trojan in your direction and jump out of the way. He bowls you over and the cookies go flying. I deftly snatch them out of the air and prance away.
Tue, 11/15/2011 - 19:00
#11
I slap Ubernerd with a
I slap Ubernerd with a lion-fish (I'm wearing protective armor), grab the cookies, and skip away.
Tue, 11/15/2011 - 19:59
#12
i stuff several A-bombs down
i stuff several A-bombs down Windsickle's throat and jump into a spaceship and blast away just as it detonates. Before i get in, i grab the cookies and blast away. I eat them all and then i make a batch of cupcakes.
Tue, 11/15/2011 - 20:44
#13
What's an A-bomb? I'm going
What's an A-bomb? I'm going to assume it's this:
My body blows up in an explosion of dead and living fish of all species splattering onto Shadownox's brand new spaceship and clogging the engines. I fail to do anything about the cookies (they're gone) or the cupcakes (I'm dead).
Tue, 11/15/2011 - 21:43
#14
...
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dang, i don't have
...
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dang, i don't have anyone to slap with a fish/maim/kill/laugh at.
...
i take the cupcakes from Shadownox's dead hands and chop him into little bits and feed them to wolvers to make sure he doesn't come back to life, then I eat the cupcakes. Then I bake some more cookies with a Trollollollollol bomb (see question of the day "what weapon would you want" or something like that.)attached to them that can't be deattivated so when someone tries to steal the cookies, then BOOM.
Tue, 11/15/2011 - 21:53
#15
an a-bomb is an atom
an a-bomb is an atom bomb.
anyways, back to the cookie: my spirit goes to heaven but i come down and corrupt Lordofnecromancers body and kick his spirit out. Then i go find the wolvers that ate me and pry open their stomachs to get my body back. I peice i back together and go into that body.Then i cremate Lordofnecromancers body and throw the ashes into the core. I shoot the cookies so i dont blow up and then I bake a new batch.
Tue, 11/15/2011 - 23:27
#16
Yes it's disgusting
A hagfish falls from nowhere on top of the cookies and ruins them. Now it begins to wriggle into Shadownox's throat.
Wed, 11/16/2011 - 17:04
#17
i pull it out and slice it to
i pull it out and slice it to peices.
Wed, 11/16/2011 - 19:39
#18
The cookies are still ruined.
The cookies are still ruined. And now they and you are covered in its slime.
Fri, 11/18/2011 - 11:19
#19
:)
I bake new cookies and eat all but one.
Fri, 11/18/2011 - 18:31
#20
i ask for the cookie:
if he refuses: the world blows up and becomes a nuclear wasteland bc of the millions of atomic bombs i strapped 2 it.
if he agrees: i take the cookie, THEN blow up the world >:)
Fri, 11/18/2011 - 20:11
#21
I am cock roach.
I glue the world back together, develop a radiation antidote and save all the people. Then, I bake one big, fat cookie and shower while it to cools.
Fri, 11/18/2011 - 20:24
#22
I sneak into Iamnoone's
I sneak into Iamnoone's house, skrink the cookie with my shrink ray. Use my powers to turn my self into a cheetah and run back home. Then I turn into a bird fly into my open window, turn back into a human, un shrink the cookie. I'm about to take the first bite when...
Sat, 11/19/2011 - 00:09
#23
You bite into a two-day-old
You bite into a two-day-old dead fish! Now how did that happen?...
Sat, 11/19/2011 - 00:28
#24
i used the speed of light and
i used the speed of light and very fastly sped in front of ur face and stole the cookie, and replaced it with the two-day old dead fish that was disguised as a dead fish.
P.S: Windsickle, what is it with dead fish and u?
Sat, 11/19/2011 - 04:32
#25
Too Bad
I Intercept Shadownox With The Speed Of Neutronos And Grab The Cookie While I Blast Shadownox And His Soul Out Of Extencince With My Antimatter Gigabeam. I Clone The Cookie 100000000000000 Times And Eat The Cookise In One Big Gulp. I Put On My Antimatter Amour And Gigabeam, Readying For The Next Strike When...
P.S : Shadonox & Lordofnecromancers, You're Not The Only Evil Ones Here. MUHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!
Sat, 11/19/2011 - 06:42
#26
lol
...when you wake up. At shadow's speed the cookie wears out and I make a new cookie that I eat :)
Sat, 11/19/2011 - 06:48
#27
But...
But I Use My Antimatter Gigabeam To Fry You Inside Out And Dig Out The Cookie To Eat When...
Sat, 11/19/2011 - 12:40
#28
Ponies!
Pinkie Pie appears and takes the cookie and gives it to me.
Mon, 11/21/2011 - 05:34
#29
shows Littlerbit a shinny coin
While Littlerbit is looking at the coin, I grab the cookie and mail it to my brother.
Mon, 11/21/2011 - 21:09
#30
too bad guys. you know
too bad guys. you know what?
I ROB ALL THE STORES IN THE WORLD AND STEAL ALL THE INGREDIENTS NEEDED TO MAKE COOKIES AND I STEAL ALL THE COOKIES AND I EATS THEM ALLZ AND I LAUGH EVILLY AND IM SO FULL AND THAT WAS YUMMY AND BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and i leave one sole batch of cookies on the table... THE BATTLE FOR THE COOKIEZ BEGINZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mon, 11/21/2011 - 21:35
#31
"P.S : Shadonox &
"P.S : Shadonox & Lordofnecromancers, You're Not The Only Evil Ones Here. MUHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!"
Oh? Read the stories "The other side," "Rise of Exodius," "The Rise of Necropolis,"and "Spiral Knights Adventures."
Lessee...
Necro comes up to the cookies and smashes them out of existance with his shockburst brandish. He then proceeds to rips Shadownox's head off and stuff it down Firehate's throut, then chops him in half verticaly with his Khorovod. Iamnoone tries to kill Necro, but Necro tosses a Super Blast Bomb into Iamnoone's mouth and blows his head up into thousands of little bloody brainy bits. The Vealox attack, but Necro blows up their spaceship the Chaotics and wipe them all out of existance and stabs the sole survivor's head repetedly with his Jalovec, cruhing his helmet and blowing his brain matter out of his ears, even though Vealox don't have years. Necro stabs the Vealox's head with his proto sword to carve ears so that he can blow the Vealox's brains out though his ears. Necro summons his Dark Warrior army, has them kill everyone else, eat everyone's souls and chew them up and barf them out and stab them out of existance with his FLourish, and proceed to take over Cradle, killing everyone and blowing the entire planet up, but not before blowing Earth up with a Nucleur War. And it is all real and not a dream.
Tue, 11/22/2011 - 07:08
#32
Putting this thread back on track...
I poke you in the eyes, take the cookie and run home.
Tue, 11/22/2011 - 13:24
#33
cookies!
I set a small prtion of your house on fire, and while you were trying to extinguish the fire, i grab the cookies and run away to the top of a building.
Wed, 11/23/2011 - 06:10
#34
NOOOO!!! Not the cookies.
When the fire is out, I turn and realize the cookie is gone. I look for you in every room. I look on every floor. I work my way up the stairs. I get to the top and find you. I grab your neck and hold you over the edge with one hand and grab the cookie with the other. My helicopter hovers over us and drops a ladder out of it's door. I climb up and fly away. While flying away, I decide the cookie should be chocolate chip and start to hammer the chips into the cookie.
Wed, 11/23/2011 - 19:07
#35
I use my RPG (rocket
I use my RPG (rocket propelled grape) launcer and blows your helicopter out of the sky. I grab the cookies and eat them.
Thu, 11/24/2011 - 08:02
#36
falls to the ground...
I fall to the ground with my fist ready to go down your throat. My hand goes right in and grabs the chewed cookie. I put it back out dripping with saliva and broken. But I have the cookie. :D
Thu, 11/24/2011 - 08:40
#37
Why are you all so violent?
I wait until Iamnoone takes a trip to the lavatory, then steal the cookie and run away.
Oh, and wipe off the excess saliva.
Fri, 11/25/2011 - 15:32
#38
The cookie smells like
The cookie smells like month-old, rotten, dead fish and Kentard drops it in disgust and proceeds to vomit uncontrollably. Sewer-Fish begin to fly out of the toilets in the lavatory and start to overrun it (without legs, yes).
Sat, 11/26/2011 - 20:55
#39
Well...
Well Windsickle was clumsy enough to have left the cookie unprotected while asleep, so I sneaked into his house, tip-toe to the cabinet containing the cookie, steal it, and sneak out the window, knowing that the cookie had anti-aging powers so long as I didn't eat it.
Sun, 11/27/2011 - 07:11
#40
I see you go in for the cookie.
I put a trip wire under the window. I wait. When you come out and fall, the cookie goes fling out of your hands and rolls across the ground. I run and grab it. I keep running right to my car and drive away with the cookie. Now, it's all mine.
Sun, 11/27/2011 - 18:47
#41
Newsflash
(Um, Mightyputty? In case you hadn't read very carefully, Windsickle is dead and he/she did not steal the cookie from Kentard. Kentard just dropped it.)
Fri, 12/02/2011 - 15:29
#42
A new, big cookie!!!
And it's all mine. Runs into the backyard to hide it under a flower pot.
Sat, 12/03/2011 - 21:44
#43
What Dark Ritual?
*calls Chuck Norris to roundhouse Iamnoone in the head*
:D COOKIE GET!
*Rides Nyan Cat to Chuck Norris's House*
No one can steal the cookie from me or else you will get Norrisified :)
Sat, 12/03/2011 - 22:36
#44
Nyan Cat has a sudden craving
Nyan Cat has a sudden craving for fish and turns 180 degrees taking Altos who has completely lost control of Nyan Cat, and the cookie with it all the way back to the lavatory which is by now, packed with sewer fish. Chuck Norris decides to pick a fight with one of Iamnoone's flower pots and begins to demolish it on top of Iamnoone's body. Altos loses hold of the cookie as Nyan Cat jumps into a pile of fish! Now's the chance!...
Sun, 12/04/2011 - 00:24
#45
This one's mine!
I take a necro tiki and place it by lamnoone's corpse and raise him as a my zombie slave who will fend off the Chuck Norris as I dash towards the cookie!
Sun, 12/04/2011 - 14:31
#46
What Dark Ritual?
*Falcon PAWNCH*Altos hit's Pozejoker with a falcon punch just as he's about to catch the cookie.
YAY!COOKIE GET AGAIN!
Sun, 12/04/2011 - 17:00
#47
I put a blindfold over
I put a blindfold over Altos' eyes and lock him in a burger king. Then I take the cookie and put it in jar which is super glued to the inside of my jacket.
Sun, 12/04/2011 - 17:53
#48
Behehahahah
I jacked Echo's Girl/Boyfriend/Significant other/Loved one/ And locked them In a closet. When Echo came to get it them, I shot him in the eye with a Hax Magnus. I then left the gun in Echo's Girl/Boyfriend/Significant other/Loved one's Mouth, Closed the closet, locked it, Jacked ALL their cookies, and Joyfully walked away.
Sun, 12/04/2011 - 18:38
#49
I hit Benyahmeen with a dead
I hit Benyahmeen with a dead fish, stole the cookies, and ran away.
Sun, 12/04/2011 - 18:43
#50
Whats with all the dead fish?
I called my Obese 5'th Cousion twice removed to come eat all the dead fish.
I also ate the cookie.
I hit Iamnoone with a live fish, stole the cookie, and ran away.