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What will this game be like in 8 months?

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Sat, 08/30/2014 - 13:53
Turn-Me-On's picture
Turn-Me-On

Will the gunner update come out?
Will Polaris and AT be fixed?
Will they fix compounds?
Will they have more flash sales?
Will they come out with more promos?
Will they add that new T3 boss?
Will they add a story?
Will people finally realize better farming?
Will more big players quit after some poorly thought out update comes out?
Will more players come and figure out the simplistic playstyle of lockdowners?
Will I stop complaining?
Will OOO add 5* winmillion?
Will they talk to players?
Will they add more barbie dress up options?
Will they share ideas?
Will players find eternal harmony in lockdown?
Will a completely BA person enter stage left?
Will future trolls get run over by a semi?
Will this game still exist?
Will they find that lost plane?

So many questions, so few answers...

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 14:19
#1
Samurais-Minion-Fo
Will the gunner update come

Will the gunner update come out? Yeah, we already got 1 gun from a promo. 30 more promos to go.
Will Polaris and AT be fixed? ha! them foolish dreams..
Will they fix compounds? what's wrong with compounds?!
Will they have more flash sales? with the gunner update,probably
Will they come out with more promos? no,promos will come before that and during that and after that,promos are life,promos are peace
Will they add that new T3 boss? they added a new T3 boss in 2008, stop complaining
Will they add a story? you open the core,repair the ship, go home and die with your wifu. gg wp
Will people finally realize better farming? try JK farming with one alt,totally playable and profitable as well
Will more big players quit after some poorly thought out update comes out? nah, most of them will quit way before it
Will more players come and figure out the simplistic playstyle of lockdowners? asi med>hold left lick>"pew pew": says polairs>gg wp
Will I stop complaining? no
Will OOO add 5* winmillion? 2020
Will they talk to players? let me answer your question with another question. do pigs fly?
Will they add more barbie dress up options? well you have summer barbie with ken style, get ready for winter edition
Will they share ideas? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
Will players find eternal harmony in lockdown? ofc, when they get enough tokens for voltedge
Will a completely BA person enter stage left? Medic!
Will future trolls get run over by a semi? probably not, unless thomas the train turns into a lorry
Will this game still exist? if spiral spy dude figures out how to make a private server,yes,it will
Will they find that lost paper plane? FBI is watching,son.

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 14:32
#2
Midnight-Dj's picture
Midnight-Dj
answer to your life

Will the gunner update come out?
I think gunner update will be chopped into small pieces and released as such.
Will Polaris and AT be fixed?
If they ain't broke, don't fix them.
Will they fix compounds?
I thought the community wanted a challenge, a challenge is what you get.
Will they have more flash sales?
They released rose regelia on three seperate occasions now, of course they will do the same to flash sale.
Will they come out with more promos?
Will anyone give OOO a million dollar check? No? Then promos it is.
Will they add that new T3 boss?
If the boss lvl is anything like FSC and has less payout and rads, then I doubt if anyone want to grind it.
Will they add a story?
You can read fan fics or write your own, the beauty of SK is that you have the freedom to make your own lore.
Will people finally realize better farming?
FSC is love, FSC is life, easy simple and get the most out of 5 clockwork level. CoA and FoV, Arcade got killed off by compound and SL is too long.
Will more big players quit after some poorly thought out update comes out?
We already lost way too many in the past updates, so yeah, many big names will leave if OOO don't plan out their next move carefully.
Will more players come and figure out the simplistic playstyle of lockdowners?
Why would I waste my time on a PvP mini game when there are games out there that are PvP centered?
Will I stop complaining?
Nope, and neither will many people, complain is in human nature.
Will OOO add 5* winmillion?
No point, they will still be useless anyway.
Will they talk to players?
They stopped talking to us after we trolled them too hard. And I prefer they stay that way.
Will they add more barbie dress up options?
I am still waiting for my pretty princess outfit and my 4th of July 'MERICA costumes, so no, OOO will not stop.
Will they share ideas?
They already ripped off ideas from slenderman(apocrea) and pokemon(sprites), so I guess they will stole more ideas in the future.
Will players find eternal harmony in lockdown?
As long as darkdog and contri are around, there will never be peace in LD, PvP brings the buttface out of everybody.
Will a completely BA person enter stage left?
*enters from stage left* Here I am...
Will future trolls get run over by a semi?
No, you will feed them as you always have.
Will this game still exist?
SK is dead, a cash cow cosmetic shop took its place a long, long time ago.
Will they find that lost plane?
For the record, Skylark was blown into pieces in the new trailer, so in another word, WE ARE STRANDED!!!

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 14:38
#3
Dinosaurvista's picture
Dinosaurvista
Apply me for a fortune telling job...

What will happen in 8 months? Who knows...

Maybe 9001 promos will happen, just a lucky guess.

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 14:55
#4
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Mystrian

If you and everyone else who asks questions about the gunner update stops asking.
If you and everyone else who decides to share info about it stops sharing info.
If you and everyone else who make "joke threads" about it stops making joke threads.
If THAT ONE GUY didn't post an image of it on deviantArt MAYBE we would have it sooner.

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 15:17
#5
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Crazee-Pi-Forum
Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!

This reminds me of that 40 joke questions thread

1. Will the gunner update come out?
When Half Life 3 comes out and Luguiru is released from their mental asylum, it'll come out

2. Will Polaris and AT be fixed?
Yes, afterwards Supernova will become the new problem and they'll have to nerf that too

3. Will they fix compounds?
How, by removing them? That'll never happen, dust bunnies are too cute if you think about it, when they're not trying to kill you.

4. Will they have more flash sales?
They're going to have cameras that flash when you take a photo like all cameras on sale, does that count?

5. Will they come out with more promos?
OOO is trying to break the world record for most promos, they've probably already done it, but it's better safe then sorry

6. Will they add that new T3 boss?
I thought I already was a boss

7. Will they add a story?
According to the SK timeline of development, SK has already abandon their story and will abandon this one, the next one, and the one after that.

8. Will people finally realize better farming?
Vanaduke's been trying to get them to farm something else, but everyone is too busy blitzing him to listen

9. Will more big players quit after some poorly thought out update comes out?
Why would people quit when they add a update that makes Bosco twerk. (Note that that image was pulled from reply 6 of a real thread with only real GMs)

10. Will more players come and figure out the simplistic playstyle of lockdowners?
Spam the attack button, got it

11. Will I stop complaining?
11½. Will I stop answering?

12. Will OOO add 5* winmillion?
Yes, it's going to be called winbillion

13. Will they talk to players?
Afrodyetee might

14. Will they add more barbie dress up options?
They can't stop me from looking fabulous, add more! #TeamFabulous

15. Will they share ideas?
Would you share your cookies?

16. Will players find eternal harmony in Lockdown?
They could always go to Blast Network and somehow create chaos in that

17. Will a completely BA person enter stage left?
I dunno

18. Will future trolls get run over by a semi?
Trolls shall live on forever!

19. Will this game still exist?
Will the universe?

20. Will they find that lost plane?
Dust Bunnies got on it and flew it away, so no

Sat, 08/30/2014 - 20:36
#6
Bignastycupcake's picture
Bignastycupcake
*Sighs*

Oh look, another one of these threads. Hm, ok well now here lemme tell you a story that's not really a story more of a statement, If people didn't like this game they wouldn't play it. People are obviously playing it, so they enjoy the game. Now, you couldn't say you hate it, because then you'd have problems, playing something you don't like. It's....like sitting on nails for a day which really doesn't make sense. Now I'm just being an idiot, anyways
Will the gunner update come out?
Oof, I almost fell outta my chair because my body can't handle this question. It's a Naybe. Will Polaris and AT be fixed?
When SK hits the clouds hmmm sure why not fix it.
Will they fix compounds?
There's nothing wrong with compounds.
Will they have more flash sales?
Mmmm, promotions are close enough bud.
Will they come out with more promos?
When pigs don't fly yea.
Will they add that new T3 boss?
Sir-Crazee-Pi is the new T3 boss. In fact, they're T4.
Will they add a story?
There is kinda of a story already, just isn't finished.
Will people finally realize better farming?
Vanaduke is good enough for ya.
Will more big players quit after some poorly thought out update comes out?
What update? You mean the update we may not be getting? Probably.
Will more players come and figure out the simplistic playstyle of lockdowners?
Nop.
Will I stop complaining?
Nop.
Will OOO add 5* winmillion?
When the swordsman update comes out, why not?
Will they talk to players?
They don't talk to players for a reason.
Will they add more barbie dress up options?
My plastic dress is already too tight and can't take it off, so I couldn't care less if they do or not.
Will they share ideas?
Mmm sure why not.
Will players find eternal harmony in lockdown?
Nop.
Will a completely BA person enter stage left?
Probably.
Will future trolls get run over by a semi?
Hopefully.
Will this game still exist?
At it's current state, maybe, people are obviously buying promotions. Maybe OOO likes hate?
Will they find that lost plane?
When you re-wind the prologue.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 00:48
#7
Mtax-Forum's picture
Mtax-Forum

Will the gunner update come out? Yes.
Will Polaris and AT be fixed? Polaris doesn't needs fixing. AT will be fixed.
Will they fix compounds? Maybe.
Will they have more flash sales? Surely yes.
Will they come out with more promos? Ofc.
Will they add that new T3 boss? Yes.
Will they add a story? Yes.
Will people finally realize better farming? I already did.
Will more big players quit after some poorly thought out update comes out? /shrug
Will more players come and figure out the simplistic playstyle of lockdowners? I already did.
Will I stop complaining? No.
Will OOO add 5* winmillion? Maybe.
Will they talk to players? Rather no.
Will they add more barbie dress up options? Surely yes.
Will they share ideas? No.
Will players find eternal harmony in lockdown? Only when they will add option to turn off chat.
Will a completely BA person enter stage left? wat
Will future trolls get run over by a semi? wat
Will this game still exist? Yes.
Will they find that lost plane? Probably yes.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 07:16
#8
Fehzor's picture
Fehzor

Nothing will be different 8 months from now. I'm sorry. There will still be a close knit community of people that believe in promotions and anything else SEGA does, and there will still be servers to play on because of them, and there will still be a bunch of people that really want SEGA to get its act toghether, and everyone will still be waiting on some big update.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 07:55
#9
Mtax-Forum's picture
Mtax-Forum
^

If they would leave Spiral Knights like this, they wouldn't try to hire any new programmer.

Sun, 08/31/2014 - 08:55
#10
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Pandafishie

Who knows to be exact what'll come, but if it's something we should be glad. And hey, we don't know what's going on behind the closed doors, we shouldn't let go this easily; OOO is known to be secretive on purpose, or else if we did know, then the waiting makes most people anxious and annoyed. They're taking the safer, and better route by *not* revealing what they're working on.

Surprises are better than prior knowledge.

You may disagree with me, but I'm just trying to stay positive.

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