The Weapons Game
Vie, 09/19/2014 - 15:56
Alright, to play this game, one starts out with a random made weapon name, such as "The Golden Sword of Destiny +10" or such.
The next poster would counter it with a statement, then a new weapon, for example: "I knock that sword out of your hand with my Magical Weapon Knocking Device with +12 Magic Attack."
and so on...
Sooooo let us begin!
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I throw out a Pokeball with a Gremlinmon in it!~
Vie, 09/19/2014 - 16:09
#2
Your pants are very crunchy...
I stole your BaN hAMmEr and sold it on the AH. Nobody wins the game EVER.
I bring my Turtle Launcher with Added Damage Against Rocks.
Vie, 09/19/2014 - 16:11
#3
Nothing is scary when you add Tetris music!
But you are not worthy of the BaN hAMmEr, so you drop it on your toe and it gets banned.
I use the BaN hAMmEr to ban all the turtles
Vie, 09/19/2014 - 16:14
#4
Your pants are very crunchy...
I call OOO support and repair my toe.
The OOO army with Crowbars (Standard Banhammers Mk. II) come to attack your upgraded BaN hAMmEr.
Vie, 09/19/2014 - 16:20
#5
Nothing is scary when you add Tetris music!
My 9999999 health negates the damage the GMs do as I ban them all using my BaN hAMmEr, as unlike their Bansticks, the BaN hAMmEr actually bans instead of does damage. ((BaN hAMmEr can ban anything, including
I walk away to somewhere else with the BaN hAMmEr where I won't get attacked.
Vie, 09/19/2014 - 16:24
#6
Your pants are very crunchy...
Cryptian is stumped.
I send a harmless bubble toward your BaN hAMmEr.
Vie, 09/19/2014 - 16:27
#7
Nothing is scary when you add Tetris music!
It pops and does nothing
A guy with a bazooka fires his bazooka at you
Vie, 09/19/2014 - 17:11
#8
A midget fires a shrink ray
He misses and puts a hole in the wall.
A midget fires a shrink ray at the bazooka then sticks the bazooka in his pocket.
Sáb, 09/20/2014 - 11:26
#10
Your pants are very crunchy...
You realize that you're not Captain Falcon.
I chuck you at Crazee Pi's BaN hAMmEr.
Sáb, 09/20/2014 - 11:28
#11
Nothing is scary when you add Tetris music!
Holy-Nightmare gets banned after a smashing
I run to where no one can chuck people at my hammer
Sáb, 09/20/2014 - 11:32
#12
I wave goodbye.
I throw a TeMpOrArY-sUsPeNsIoN hAmMeR at the BaN hAMmEr.
Sáb, 09/20/2014 - 12:12
#13
Nothing is scary when you add Tetris music!
I take the TeMpOrArY-sUsPeNsIoN hAmMeR before it hits my BaN hAMmEr, thanks for the free hammer!
I walk to somewhere where absolutely nothing can happen to me and my BaN hAMmEr
Dom, 10/12/2014 - 11:18
#14
MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
Only one weapon can defeat me and you don't possess what it takes to wield it... I AM NIGHTMARE!!
Dom, 10/05/2014 - 17:12
#15
I turn the BaN hAMmEr to
I turn the BaN hAMmEr to jelly with Jelly Staff with the UV "defense: high."
Dom, 10/05/2014 - 17:17
#16
Nothing is scary when you add Tetris music!
Denied, I am where nothing can happen to the BaN hAMmEr so that can't happen, your Jelly Staff would have been banned anyway if it hit it.
A 2 year old boy snatches the Jelly Staff with his Staff-Mc-Grabber with grabbing: maximum and uses the Jelly Staff on you
Dom, 10/05/2014 - 20:17
#17
Sorry, but I have my Shield
Sorry, but I have my Shield of Truth (Resistant to ALL status effects)
And now, your BaN hAMmEr is out of play.
Lun, 10/06/2014 - 18:50
#18
Nothing is scary when you add Tetris music!
What do you mean, it's out of play? The BaN hAMmEr is always in play, it's not where you can access it though.
The 2 year old boy, frustrated with you, decides to use his Staff-Mc-Grabber on your Shield of Truth and runs off with it
Sáb, 10/11/2014 - 15:58
#19
Grabs the 2 year olds
Grabs the 2 year olds Staff-Mc-Grabber and grabs corgi with the Staff-Mc-Grabber
Summons corgi nuke using the corgi (Turns everything into corgi for 10 minutes)
Dom, 10/12/2014 - 19:13
#20
Settle it IN SMASH!
Ah HA! But the Shield of +25 Reflecting Things is still in my Ender Chest from when I had to run covert ops in the Dark Wizard Tower! So now the only thing that's become a Corgi is the Corgi Nuke!
Jue, 05/14/2015 - 10:09
#21
lolz
I shoot somebody with a pistol
doesnt matter who.
Jue, 05/14/2015 - 21:08
#22
Crazee-Pi-Forum failed in comment #3
I have a peaceful day and eat a sandwich of -20 hunger.
Jue, 05/14/2015 - 22:29
#23
I replaced with the flesh of
I replaced with the flesh of +99 hunger.
I use my Clock Drive to reconfigurate anyone passing by. They will kill theirself after that.
Vie, 05/15/2015 - 06:10
#24
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance
What? How did I fail?
Vie, 05/15/2015 - 08:27
#25
Move to "The Arcade" please. I'll play along as well, so as not to derail-
I notice your clock drive and slap it away with a magnet, destroying it.
I use my giant bee sting to stab you to death.
Vie, 05/15/2015 - 10:31
#26
roll for initiative suckas
giant bee sting only works once, giant bee dies.
oh and to secure everything..
pi tries to ban me but he calculates probability with a 20 sided die and he only gets a one, hammer flies deep into forest of trees eating you alive but not before breaking, like all of pi's fingers.
Vie, 05/15/2015 - 13:48
#27
No new weapon...
I run around like mad eating everything
Including a Big rEdDIsh BomB that I then puke out
Vie, 05/15/2015 - 14:18
#28
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance
@Fight-Beetle What? No I didn't. YOU CANNOT CONTROL ME!
@Xteri How is that a fail.
@Fehzor I don't think the OP is still active, so you'll have to ask a GM or something for that.
Vie, 05/15/2015 - 15:20
#29
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
I build a base with traps all around!
Sáb, 05/16/2015 - 21:41
#30
zop
I pull out a giant minigun ready to kill everybody, but a dice roll only gives me a one and my weapon turns into a pixie and flies away to have copious amounts of XXX with pi and galax.
Sáb, 05/16/2015 - 21:43
#31
GMS! GMS!
I kill the pixie before it can do XXX to me and Pi. I then Kill Flight-Beetle and spit on his body.
Lun, 05/18/2015 - 14:53
#32
So much murder by the skeleton....
I throw a BOOMerang gracefully at Galax.(+1000 to death)
Lun, 07/27/2015 - 09:43
#33
GOO GLOBBER...... WAIT, NO! ANNHILATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I teleport to pi and destroy his ban hammer and then kill pi with my remover weapon
Lun, 07/27/2015 - 10:20
#34
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance
You cannot destroy the BaN hAMmEr. The remover weapon is banned before Kian is smacked far away from the BaN hAMmEr where they cannot reach it.
Not with the BaN hAMmEr of course, we don't want to ban them.
Lun, 07/27/2015 - 10:33
#35
sorry, ILLEGAL MOVE
The remover weapon cannot be harmed or banned in any way
Lun, 07/27/2015 - 10:38
#36
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance
The BaN hAMmEr can ban the unbanable as it is the BaN hAMmEr.
Mar, 07/28/2015 - 18:07
#37
oh boy
Sorry, action denied, not even the ban hammer has what it takes to be responsible to ban the remover,
WARNING, WARNING, LOCAL ANTICHEAT SLIMEDOWN TOXILARGO HAS TELEPORTED KIAN-SLIME-MASTER TO A COMPLETELY SAFE PLACE WHERE NO ONE CAN GET TO HIM, THEN LEAVES THE PLACE BEFORE HE CAN GET BANNED, WARNING! WARNING!
Mié, 07/29/2015 - 04:05
#38
Matik Co. Megajet comes and
Matik Co. Megajet comes and uses TBeam to pull the BaN hAMmEr. It keeps flying in place to prevent Megajet Ban.
Mié, 07/29/2015 - 14:16
#39
...
This thread is like watching a game of calvinball, but with the rules set up by an elementary school playground.
Also, obligatory arcade movement post.
Mié, 07/29/2015 - 19:41
#40
...
I whack Fangel with Fish of +1 smelliness.
Mié, 07/29/2015 - 22:21
#41
...
I throw a potion of -1 smelliness at the fish, deleting all smelliness effects.
I fire my Megacannonatorofdoomandmeganess +19074610847164108461347961084610346130371862045136308164104619836 explosions at Fight-Beetle, exploding him and everything around him 19074610847164108461347961084610346130371862045136308164104619836 times.
Then I take my thread-pusher +107239721 push power to push this thread to the Arcade.
Mié, 07/29/2015 - 23:41
#42
While Megajet does his own...
...Nanonizer prepares Nanotech Disruptor +10000000 to annihilate Vanaduke-Destroyer.
Jue, 07/30/2015 - 11:09
#43
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance
@Kian-Slime-Master Seeing as you got to the BaN hAMmEr when it was in a place that nobody could reach, you can just as easily be reached
I smack Kian in the face with a HAMmer of +10 ham.
@Vanaduke-Destroyer you roll a 1, resulting in the thread-pusher pushing yourself.
@Matik The BaN hAMmEr bans the TBeam the moment it touches it. What were you expecting would happen?
Jue, 07/30/2015 - 13:10
#44
bah
I put myself in stasis which makes me immune to everything and nothing can happen to me nor the stasis, NOW IM IMMUNE TO EVERYTHING MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jue, 07/30/2015 - 21:32
#45
.
I put everything from a different game I play into this thread. This changes the laws of your stasis.
I shoot you in the face with a sharp bubble gun. Instant kill. Then I shoot the stasis generator, I don't need it.
Vie, 07/31/2015 - 05:13
#46
sorry
My defensive laws cannot be changed, meaning nothing happened to me and my stasis consumed the bullets
Vie, 07/31/2015 - 12:28
#47
Error,
When everything from there is put here, defensive stasis doesn't exist, meaning I can do that.
I use my Acheron Charge Time Reduction: Very High, Attack Speed Increase: Very High, Damage Bonus vs. Slimes: Very High (along with armor that makes all of these Max) to destroy you.
Vie, 07/31/2015 - 19:36
#48
fishy
I am not even counted as a slime and UVs dont affect me, however, my minions are slimes and are affected by UVs, and i summon a circle of self duplicates so you will never find the real me, and then when you find me i go IMMORTAL and NOTHING WILL HARM ME NOR BAN ME, i am about to bring your rule creating on the run to the end!
WARNING! WARNING! LAST HAS GAVEN ME THE LEGENDARY STASIS MAGICK AND I CAN NOW CAST A STASIS THAT CANNOT BE SHOT THROUGH, PIERCED, LAW CHANGED, OR ANYTHING NEGATIVE TO MAKE ME VULNERABLE, WARNING! WARNING!
Vie, 07/31/2015 - 20:33
#49
.
You didn't post a weapon, so I teleported in Crazee's BaN hAMmEr and banned you and all your duplicates with it, then teleported it back to Crazee.
It can ban the unbannable, so your stasis/invulnerability doesn't save you.
Sáb, 08/01/2015 - 00:04
#50
I will bring the reign of BaN
I will bring the reign of BaN hAMmEr to the end.
LCIN ANTICHEAT DRONE #121
"So I teleported Crazee's BaN hAMmEr and banned you and..."
*Teleporting a legendary weapon is prohibited!*
"It can ban the unbannable, so your stasis/invulnerability doesn't save you."
He bought Anti ban Security from LCIN/LAST Shop so he is invulnerable to anything that bans. Even this dastardly BaN hAMmEr cannot ban a person with ABS. ((Sounds like a car component, in fact this is Anti Ban System, not Anti Blocking System.))
And the dastardly weapon (we won't be revealing the names) *ahem cough* BaN hAMmEr *cough* will be destroyed indefinitely by every satellite and Main LCIN Base with unbannable (seriously, even that BaN hAMmEr cannot ban them as they're the strongest lasers in the world) lasers.
My head splits into three pods and reveals the AIAIAIAIAI MEGACANNON!
I use it to blast you away from Kian's area.
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I use my BaN hAMmEr. I win the thread by banning everyone with it.