Spiral Knights - Blowin' Things

Blowin' Things

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Jue, 11/13/2014 - 05:58

Dragneel-Wiki

So you expected this? Well it's not. [Please don't post links to images which violate the forum rules. Thanks!]

So what up OOO? No really what's up? How you doing? Everything alright? Are you sure?

Too many questions, stop pressuring her dude, wow...

Oh, really? Fine.
I just want to check on you OOO, are you still there or autobots have conquered the place and is releasing stuff automatically? I am really worried. Is Hyperion still there or you converted him into claptrap?

Dude we know you want the Gunner Update now, but chill...

Lol nope. I don't want it, I never did, and will never will. Just one more question OOO: Are you even trying? Cause I will be honest, you ARE "blowin' things" up.

Such a rant, I know...

Sorry...
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But I am not sorry

Jue, 11/13/2014 - 06:56

Arcknightdelta

Better than Midnight-Dj poems.

Jue, 11/13/2014 - 07:50

Cross-Over

I know you are.

Jue, 11/13/2014 - 07:50

Avihr

Void

Cheers... *drinks a whole bottle ov vodka and faints*

Jue, 11/13/2014 - 09:18

Terrifying-Pancake

Yes

Jue, 11/13/2014 - 12:46

Holy-Nightmare

......

Poot

Jue, 11/13/2014 - 12:55

Midnight-Dj

@Arc

*take out an eletric guitar*
You can call me names, insult me and my family, but you will suffer my wrath if you even as dare insult my poetry!!!

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Well, what have we here?
Is it a knight fell from the star? Crash landed?
From a cosmic sword? Where to begin?
Listen well kid,
You have one task to do,
Get to the arcade,
To the clockworks, found deep below,
Where their guardians... still thirst for your glowing blood.

Start your game,
For fellow knights are in need to find,
I will walk,
Through this gate,
As I welcome death, (I will pillage these boxes)
I will feed to my heart a spark of life.

A magnificent lord,
In a desperate attempt to stave off the fall of his land,
He drives himself insane,
And burned all his knights alive,
A shell of his formerself,
They locked him away,
Far beneath his crumbling throne.

A chain of promos,
Forged by the greedy hands,
Of a company not fit for its name,
A clever deceit,
To make everyone believe,
That Nick hasn't left us behind.

Like a shooting star,
Flying into the night,
Vereor Nox.

I will walk,
Through this gate,
As I welcome death, (I will pillage these boxes)
I will feed to my heart a spark of life.

If only I could have an infinite amount of radiants.
If only I could have an infinite amount of radiants.
If only I could have an infinite amount of radiants.

I will dive into the core,
Like the heroes before me.
I have died many times,
I'm replete with crystal energy.

If only I could have an infinite amount of radiants.
If only I could have an infinite amount of radiants.
If only I could have an infinite amount of radiants...

Jue, 11/13/2014 - 17:23

Duskfinder

How long does it take you to write all this?

Jue, 11/13/2014 - 18:36

Fehzor

I believe that she just copy+pastes her spam, but I haven't bothered to read it in a while so I wouldn't know if perhaps some of it is changing.

Did the removed link have an f-bomb in it or some sort of other explosive imagery? Without saying it directly or violating rules, of course.

Jue, 11/13/2014 - 18:50

Flowchart

They're other songs with words changed around, usually from Metal Gear Rising but maybe other games too.

Jue, 11/13/2014 - 20:17

#10

Cross-Over

Welp.

This thread has been tainted.

Jue, 11/13/2014 - 20:18

#11

Poothis

@Holy-Nightmare

Did somebody call me?!

Jue, 11/13/2014 - 20:21

#12

Avihr

Void

The thread was already tainted before we even got to post on it cross...

Jue, 11/13/2014 - 22:25

#13

Midnight-Dj

Nothing is epic without Slayer music

@Dusk

No, I just copy and paste it.

@Fehzor

I am a man BTW, and I love how you had the time to type but didn't have the time to read my poem, in fact, why did you even bother posting here in the first place?

And no, this time around the poem is a parody of 'Lord Vessel' by Tanooki suit, yes, I parodied a song that was fan made for Dark souls, a parody within a parody. Oh yeah...

Vie, 11/14/2014 - 15:36

#14

Holy-Nightmare

@ Poothis

Dah!

Vie, 11/14/2014 - 23:20

#15

Gbot-Vtwo

Parody's are dead.

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