The Ghost Fight

So this is a game about fighting Ghosts.
I am not very active here, so expect long breaks.
The basics:
I will make a ghost. It has HP, ATTACK, DEFENSE, WEAKNESS, and STRENGTH.
It also has a NAME.
Preview:
NAME
HP: X
ATTACK: X
DEFENSE: X
WEAKNESS: X
STRENGTH: X
A set of items will be given to you guys.
You can use them in the fight.
Tip: Use items that are similar to the stuff at the Weakness tab.
Don't use items that are similar to the stuff at the Strength tab.
Every person can post to make an attack.
The battle ends when the ghost's HP reaches 0. Then i will make a new ghost.
Every 5 rounds there is a BOSS.
A boss has more HP, ATK, DEF, has very few WEAKNESS-es, and pretty much STRENGTH.
So that is it. I will put the first ghost here. Oh, and 1 more thing. DON'T PUT AN ATTACK IF SOMEONE HAS ALREADY DONE THAT. Wait until i post the ghost's new stats, then i'll post.
First ghost:
N00B
HP: 11
ATTACK: 2
DEFENSE: 4
WEAKNESS: Shining things and Earthquakes.
STRENGTH: Wood
Your Loadout:
Wooden Sword
Crystal
Emerald
Magic: None yet, will find when progressing
Stick
Ultra Fists
That's it, enjoy!

The ghost tries to pull his eye away from the crystal but his jealousy beats him and grabs the crystal.
He starts to melt.
N00B's ATTACK dropped by 10!
N00B's DEFENSE dropped by 4!
-12 HP
New stats for N00B:
No new stats, the ghost already ran out of lives, so victory.
Fighters:
Crazee-Pi-Forum (Dealt 12 HP)
Last hit:
Crazee-Pi-Forum (Dealt 12 HP and killed the ghost)
Strongest hit:
Crazee-Pi-Forum (Dealt 12 HP)
You got Wooden Log.
Oh, and your stats are hidden, but i will show HP as these words:
Perfect
Fine
Hurt
Wounded
Bleeding
Heavy bleeding
Almost dead
Practically dead
Dead
Hope you understand.

I'm joining the party. Randomize my base stats and inventory.

New ghost:
Warrior
HP: 21
ATK: 12
DEF: 9
WEAKNESS: Magic
STRENGTH: Melee
Your status:
Perfect
Items:
Wooden Sword
Crystal
Emerald
Magic: None
Stick
Ultra Fists

I eat the crystal in hopes of gaining magic powers.
If it's an offensive skill, cast it on target ghost.

I combine the stick and the emerald to make a magic wand, and attempt to cast a spell with it.

Teddysmacker posted before, so using Teddysmacker's attack.
You attempted to bite the crystal.
It's pretty strong, but you tried and tried and then succeed to eat it!
You broke your teeth.
New Status: Hurt
Suddenly, you realized you can control a cloud and shoot lightning with it!
New magic attack discovered:
Thunder
Gives Electrocution status effect on direct hit and damages everybody nearby the bolt.
Electrocution: The enemy deals less damage on the next turn and takes damage every other turn until he/she stops it himself.
You used Thunder on Warrior.
Direct Hit!
-12 HP
Warrior now has the Electrocution status effect.
Warrior dealt 4 more HP because of his weakness to magic.
Warrior has now 5 HP.

Warrior attacks!
He uses his Strong Sword.
His attacking gets interrupted by the zapping.
It drops his sword at you.
You dealt 1 HP.
You are still Hurt.
The zapping dealt 5 HP.
Warrior died!
You got Strong Sword (not really)
You got Strong Shield (still, not really)
You got Amazing Armor (yeah, not really)
Your items:
Wooden Sword
Emerald
Magic: Thunder
Stick
Wooden Log
Ultra Fists
Strong Sword
Strong Shield
Amazing Armor

New ghost:
Ogre
HP: 30
ATK: 20
DEF: 11
WEAKNESS: Fast Melee Attacks
STRENGTH: Slow things
Your Status: Hurt
Your items:
Wooden Sword
Emerald
Magic: Thunder
Stick
Wooden Log
Ultra Fists
Strong Sword
Strong Shield
Amazing Armor

I, again, attempt to make a staff out of the emerald and the stick.

Again, someone (Matikclocker) posted before you, so using Matikclocker's attack.
You equipped the wooden sword and ran around the Ogre, doing 5 hits.
-2 HP
-3 HP
-4 HP
-5 HP
-6 HP
Ogre has now 10 HP.
Now you were tired and Ogre succeed to attack you.
You are now Wounded.
You are now Tired.
New Status Effect: Tired
When tired: your attack and defense drops.
Tiredness goes quicly away, however, so next turn Tiredness goes away.

I point out that creating a staff isn't an attack.
I also point out there is no reason that more than one person can't attack.

Crazee-Pi-Forum's turn.
You attached the stick to the emerald and used it as a magic wand. But nothing happened. Well, that was a waste of time!
You lost Stick.
You lost Emerald.
You got Useless Wand.
The emerald is still shining though and it's sharp edges can be used as a weapon.
Ogre punches you.
You are still Wounded.

I shield bash the ogre to knock them down before slashing them with the strong sword.

You shield bashed the ogre and knocked him down.
You then hit him with the Strong Sword.
It deals 9 HP!
Ogre tries to attack you, but is practically dead so he can't take it and falls down. You can do an another attack.

I cast thunder on the useless wand in hopes of getting a thunder wand or something.

You cast thunder on the useless wand.
Nothing happened.
Again, a waste of time.
A small bolt hit the Ogre.
-1 HP
Ogre died!
It dropped Large HP potion.
It dropped Extremely Big Stick used by Ogres.
Large HP potion:
Makes your status go 3 names higher.
You already realized you needed that and drank it.
Your status went 3 names higher from Wounded.
You are now Perfect.
You attempted to pick up the Extremely Big Stick used by Ogres, but it is too big to be picked up.

You found a shop!
Here you can sell useless items for money, and buy useful items for money.
Shop items:
Poison Wand $1.00
Spiked Armor $1.50
Small Health Potion (status 1 name up) $0.10
Medium Health Potion (status 2 names up) $0.20
Large Health Potion (status 3 names up) $0.30
Giant Health Potion (status 4 names up) $0.60
Stun Bomb (stuns the enemy, skipping a turn (for the enemy)) $0.99
Magic: Freeze (enemy skips attacks until you attack him) $1.30
Your money: $0.01
Your items:
Wooden Sword ($0.05)
Useless Wand ($0.51)
Wooden Log ($0.03)
Ultra Fists (Can't sell)
Strong Sword ($0.60)
Strong Shield ($0.61)
Amazing Armor ($0.62)
Magic: Thunder ($1.42)

I attempt to drag the Extremely Big Stick over to the shop and sell it.

It took you a while, but you succeed to drag the stick over to the shop, selling it for $1.20.
Your money: $1.21
Do you want to sell/buy something or gtfo?

I sell the Wooden Sword and Wooden Log and ask the shopkeeper if he's fine with me paying $1.29 for the freeze magic.

The shopkeeper is okay with that.
He enchants the Useless Wand and gives it the Freeze spell.
Freeze - There are 3 attacks in this spell.
True Freeze - Shoots the true freeze spell to skip 2 turns for the enemy and then slow the enemy for 1 turn.
Icicle - Shoots icicles at the enemy, damaging and slowing them.
Shield - Summons a magical ice shield around you, protecting you from 1 enemy attack.
Would you like to buy something more?

You leave the shop.
A new ghost appeared!
NAME: Engineer Ghosty
HP: 200
SHIELD: 50 (you have to destroy the shield before killing the ghost, magic attacks ignore shields)
ATK: Depends on how many things he has
DEF: Same thing as ATK
WEAKNESS: Water
STRENGTH: Electricity
It's your turn.

I use the freeze thing in hope that he'll get damaged after he'll thaw out.

*Joins the party*
Good day, lads and lasses.
I hear there's ghost busting to do.

You need to choose an attack when using the Freeze spell.
True Freeze - Shoots the true freeze spell to skip 2 turns for the enemy and then slow the enemy for 1 turn.
Icicle - Shoots icicles at the enemy, damaging and slowing them.
Shield - Summons a magical ice shield around you, protecting you from 1 enemy attack.

You shot the spell at the Engineer Ghosty.
Engineer Ghosty is freezed!
Engineer Ghosty dealt 50 damage!
Because ice is water, the Engineer Ghosty dealt 50 bonus damage!
Engineer Ghosty is freezed. You can do an another attack.
Engineer Ghosty now has 100 HP.
You are still perfect.

Engineer Ghosty is getting a bit bored and decides to wake you up by taking 1 HP away from you.
You are now fine.

Crazee-Pi-Forum used Icicle.
Engineer Ghosty dealt 20 damage!
Engineer Ghosty now has 80 HP.
Engineer Ghosty built a shield. +50 SHIELD!
Engineer Ghosty now has 100 SHIELD.
It's your turn.
Oh, and you can only use a magic attack once per round.

Ice Wall.
I mean, uhh, Shield.

Crazee-Pi-Forum used Shield.
You are now protected!
Engineer Ghosty used Bomb.
Your shield got destroyed!
That was useless.

Attempt to whack the shield away with the freeze wand.

You whacked the shield twice.
-40 SHIELD!
Engineer Ghosty now has 60 Shield.
Engineer Ghosty built a Level 0.1 Turret.
The turret fires a rock at you.
You are still Fine.
I decided to put the stats into a document like any other RPG does.

Block the next rock with my shield so that it turns 180 degrees back towards the turret.
...That's how shields work, right?

You start blocking.
Engineer Ghosty upgraded the turret to Level 0.33.
The turret fires 2 rocks towards you.
You block both of them.
The rocks fly back towards the turret, ignoring the shield for some reason.
The turret got destroyed!
Engineer Ghosty broke into sadness.
The SHIELD got destroyed.
Now's your chance! Attack!

Do a jig in attempt to cheer them up.

Crazee danced.
Engineer Ghosty is now happy and danced away, leaving behind Scrap Metal from the turret.
You got Scrap Metal!
You are still Fine.
You walk forward.
Dr. Gast appeared!
NAME: Dr. Gast
HP: 225
SHIELD: NONE
ATK: 20
DEF: 10
WEAKNESS: Ze Hurting
STRENGTH: Ze Heeling
She cast "Ze Hurting Orb"
You are Hurt!

Punch!
Dr. Gast dealt 25 damage!
But then she uses Ze Heeling Orb and heals herself by 10 HP.

Dr. Gast dealt 20 damage and is frozen!
You can do another turn.

Nab zer Hurting Orb while zey are still froze.

Crazee nabbed zer Hurting Orb.
Zoo can now uze ze hurting againzt Dr. Gazt.

Zee-Eepeek zhall uze Ze Hurting.
I alzo inadvertantly turn all the S'z into Z'z. Zomehow.

Ze-Epik used Ze Hurting.
Dr. Gast dealt 50 damage!
Dr. Gast can't use Ze Hurting, so she uses Ze Heeling.
+10 HP
Dr. Gast has 150 HP.
I say hello to the ghost and offer it a crystal as a symbol of friendship.
I assume we also have stats?