I'd like to protest the current protest of CE prices.

For this protest protest, simply fill out the following form:

I am OUTRAGED that people would _________________.
I am INCENSED that people might __________________.
I am ANGRY that (person's name)________________ would say ______________ about_____________.
I am EXTREMELY CROSS that anyone would think ___________________ is a good idea.
It VEXES me that (adjective)___________ people like (name)______________ would protest such a (adjective) ______________ thing.

Continue on in this fashion.

I'm going to go out for a couple beers, but when I get back, I expect great things from this thread!