I walk in the door and throw a custard pie in Gab's face and walk back out casually.
Food Fight!
Di, 01/14/2014 - 17:57
#2002
Di, 01/14/2014 - 18:30
#2003
No...
Hey, there's only one god here, and thats me
*turns god into a giant cupcake and eats him*
Di, 01/14/2014 - 19:07
#2004
/grabs a watermelon and chucks it at the door Sandwich-Potato walked out
The door fell on Sandwich-Potato before he could get out in time.
Di, 01/14/2014 - 19:08
#2005
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
/eats the watermelon before it reaches the door
/decides not to interfere with fate so shoots the seeds at 1359887934 miles per hour at the door making it fall
Mi, 01/15/2014 - 02:54
#2006
Mmmmmmm
Mmmmmm Custard... YUM
Mi, 01/15/2014 - 04:39
#2007
Swag IS a virtue
/walks in casually
/throws pie with c4 stashed inside of it at Gabrihel
Mi, 01/15/2014 - 16:46
#2008
Mmmmmmm
Mmmmmmm Tasty explosives... YUM
I like spicy flavours...
Do, 01/16/2014 - 00:48
#2009
@Sonosuke: so you got
@Sonosuke: so you got armageddoned by the stuff that is now mine.
@Pipipipipi: That shield is unbreakable, so before you came close you got armageddoned as well.
I just slice/pierce/puncture Gab with my stuff, cause I'm one of The Great Eternals.
Do, 01/16/2014 - 03:58
#2010
Puncture???
What are you? A nurse? Well, I'm The Doctor, I jump in my TARDIS, get a trip back in time to when you are about to be born and make worlds collapse, time fabric tear and make the hospital where your mother is about to give you birth ashes, exiled from the universe, forgotten by everything.. so, technically your argument is invalid, cause you never ever existed... Who I was talking about? Uh.. Yes, I was just to say:
Mmmmmmm Tasty explosives... YUM
I like spicy flavours...
Do, 01/16/2014 - 05:55
#2011
But that was a plastic copy of me!
The real me has shrunken down to the size of a pea due to some experiments with Dark Matter cooking. I walk towards Use and chuck a miniature pie in his ear, then walk away casually.
Do, 01/16/2014 - 11:04
#2012
@Gabrihel: I'm not a nurse, I'm The Great Eternal!
Gabrihel was turned into brocolli.
Do, 01/16/2014 - 11:36
#2013
I jump in Bustware's mouth,
I jump in Bustware's mouth, killing him instantly. I was Snowhite's Witch's Poisonous Broccoli.. Only a true love kiss could turn me back in a human.. And if this happen Bustware's Corpse would explode.. I think... or it would become a perfect costume for me... But it's not a problem.. no one loves me
Do, 01/16/2014 - 19:11
#2014
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
@Bustware your attempt to kill me with weapons you don't have failed because you don't have them
remember, Sono turned everyone back to humans before you ate them, and so you couldn't eat them anymore, so you have no weapons
/shoots Bust with grapling gun as punishment
Fr, 01/17/2014 - 04:46
#2015
this fight..
is strange, parallel universes when someone died and universes when those one live are coexistent... really strange... so... me and my duplicates from other universes eat the custard pie... and offer a slice to Pipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipi, Bustware and PotatoSandwich... Who want some tea?
Fr, 01/17/2014 - 07:08
#2016
0... No, wait, I want some tea!
Sigh, time to use a Spark Of Life! BOMB!, Pi and Gab are stunned, so I use one of the passerby creepers to creeper jump to a place where no one can find me!
Fr, 01/17/2014 - 14:13
#2017
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
sure
/blocks the spark of life explosion with a lollipop shield and excepts the tea
Fr, 01/17/2014 - 14:23
#2018
I get sick and tired of all this food.
I THROW DARK MATTER INTO IT!
I hide in the Obvious Secret Door.
Fr, 01/17/2014 - 14:31
#2019
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
I DO TOO!
/opens Obvious Secret Door and throws dark matter on to Sandwich-Potato
Mo, 01/20/2014 - 12:22
#2020
I close the Obvious Secret
I close the Obvious Secret Door before Pi can enter and bomb him outta the universe.
Mo, 01/20/2014 - 12:38
#2021
What Obvious Secret Door?
I don't see any Obvious Secret Door. What are you guys talking aboomahgoshlivingfoodmonstersrun.
Mo, 01/20/2014 - 20:50
#2022
All shell will break loose.
I set the food monster on fire and watch them burn to ashes and stuff. Then I make apples for everyone. Delicious Candy Apples for everyone! But before that, I throw a pie at Bustware's face just because.
Di, 01/21/2014 - 06:38
#2023
Nom nom nom pie and apples.
I bomb Sono with minibombs.
http://megaman.wikia.com/wiki/Bomb_(Battle_Chip)
Di, 01/21/2014 - 12:18
#2024
All food will break loose.
Daz not food.
I eated the minibombs and toss a pienade into the air.
Di, 01/21/2014 - 15:27
#2025
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
I eats the apples, then offer a grammer pill because why not
Di, 01/21/2014 - 15:33
#2026
Swag IS a virtue
Ummm this isn't food related anymore. I fire a watermelon machine gun at everyone for deviating from the "food fight!" theme.
Di, 01/21/2014 - 15:37
#2027
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
Grammer pills are edible, and are really effective, watch.
/eat an gramer pil
i fel so muc beter no
Di, 01/21/2014 - 15:41
#2028
The door bursts open, and I dash through the OSD, moving faster than you can see. I slam a pie into Bustware's face as I whiz past him for going off-topic, team up with Malk, and throw a peach cobbler at Pi for the grammar pill. I quickly summon the Flying Spaghetti Monster God and run back into the OSD.
Di, 01/21/2014 - 15:48
#2029
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
/eat da pech cober as is cmes too i
thenks
Mi, 01/22/2014 - 00:06
#2030
I fire a cucumber dictionary at Pi and slash others with cheesecake sword.
Mi, 01/22/2014 - 18:34
#2031
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
I eat the cucumber dictionary, then bake a bunch of ninja star cookies, eat the OSD, and throw all the cookies at Sandwich, who gets eaten by a passing stranger, who runs away before anyone can throw food at him
Do, 01/23/2014 - 08:49
#2032
Do you love my input?
I summons flaminf cupcakws and throw them all at Bustware and Sanwddich.
Do, 01/23/2014 - 11:18
#2033
@Sonosuke: No, we hate your input because of your disorthography.
I bust Sono with a tomato bomb avoiding hitting Pi for the reason he didn't hit me.
Mo, 01/27/2014 - 03:49
#2034
The power moving life chose me
I bust Bust with a dead fish and use a chicken leg to beat him senseless
Mo, 01/27/2014 - 13:00
#2035
I throw mushrooms and hot drumsticks from M&L:BIS at Nerlin.
Di, 01/28/2014 - 07:34
#2036
Swag IS a virtue
/slits Bust's throat with a potato chip
Mi, 01/29/2014 - 13:13
#2037
Bump.
/pours (Lava hot) nacho sauce all over Malkalack.
Mi, 01/29/2014 - 23:18
#2038
No way, cause I fire carrot missiles at everyone.
Do, 01/30/2014 - 16:40
#2039
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
I hold up my carrot proof shield made of a lollipop
Do, 01/30/2014 - 19:14
#2040
I use my oven torch to burn Pipipipipi's shield, then I roundhouse kick him and shove a starfruit down his throat and dodge any punches or kicks made by him.
Sa, 02/01/2014 - 10:23
#2041
Swag IS a virtue
/summons large, magical GIANT shrimp to ride on. (oxymorons rock!)
/crushes all except Sandwich-Potato
So, 02/02/2014 - 18:00
#2042
Im back ! I think...
Come back and think ''Oh god giant magical shrimp, what happened here....''
Roast the shrimp and shout: THE MIGHTY ROASTER IS BACK !
So, 02/16/2014 - 11:06
#2043
bump so Sonosuke can throw his marshmallows
@Use thanks for the star fruit
/fires ninja star fruit out of mouth, which pins Use to the wall
@Popo yum yum, that could feed millions, but...
/throws giant roasted shrimp at next poster
Mo, 02/17/2014 - 00:10
#2044
I duck the shrimp and fire chocolate cookie chips back at Pi.
Mo, 02/17/2014 - 08:51
#2045
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
I counter the chips with ninja star fruits
Di, 02/18/2014 - 06:13
#2046
Halt! You have commited crimes against Skyrim and it's people!
I cage Pipipipi in a cage of Black Licorice! No one can eat there way out of that!
MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
Di, 02/18/2014 - 16:51
#2047
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
yum, black licorice is my favorite
/eats all of the black licorice, and then takes a long peice and stabs Flame with it
Sa, 02/22/2014 - 08:58
#2048
Swag IS a virtue
The black licorice corrupts Flame-Shinobi, making him a zombie. He eats Pipipipipi.
I casually drink lemonade and watch the horror.
Sa, 02/22/2014 - 10:28
#2049
#Sonosuks
I send in Marshmallow Support Bags to everyone. I then join Malk and drink some root beer.
Sa, 02/22/2014 - 20:07
#2050
Swag IS a virtue
I clink glasses with Sonosuke from some bleachers, putting on sunglasses when an angry Scottish man pulls out a bottle of Napalm. That could have harmful UV rays, Mr. Macdougal
..God is descending from Heavens.. Seeing this mess, he declares: Oh my Me, who did make this mess! Who is the responsible? Stop this. You all shall be punished! Shall my wrath purge this world! *He sterilises the mess.. eventually burning everyone..