Once i wake up from the devastating fart,i see a force field with a button next to it saying self destruct,then just use a fish from the sewers to destroy the lock.then i loot every thing a wear new gear,then take the cookie,while remembering,i shot michealb with a fishbazzoka and repaired the cookie,while burying tnt and mines while leaving with michealbs dead body on a trojan,all the way to heavens waiting room,then i was going to eat the deseved cookie,and said HAHA BICHAS,then give michealbs body to jesus then go back to my house.

thats IT.
i grab a sloombargo(with a gasmask)and throw it with egpnd into a cell thats tight enough for him never being able to get away from the sleep aura.
then i break his sniper rifle.
while gearsoldier is as high as f**k, imagining michealb's and sh*t, i take the cookie and replicate it, so everyone can have a cookie.
when everyone is done eating i make another cookie with the last amonuts of cookie-making ingredients left on the planet and give it to a snipe to hide it. i also cut off the left arms of the 3 ppl that commented above me with mah double-bladed battleaxe cuz i might need them (hey, at least you can still write/fap/eat/live)

I take my megablastercannon (see post 288 lol) and blow up the mountain. I use a vacuum and suck up all the cookies but one. I'm about to eat this last cookie when...

Stabs Kraanx in the chest and steal the cookie as it bleeds. Runs away.

You ram yourself into a light post as i reach you and grabs the cookie from your mangled body.

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Sends Iamnoone to a hospital as i take the cookie away from his unmoving body.

Don't want you to die now. Pats his head and leaves the building.

The FBI catches you and sentences you to death for the destruction of a FLIPPIN HOSPITAL. you drop the cookie as you struggle for an escape. I come by and grab the cookie.

I get my Spartan laser to blow up you [scrap],then I get on a warthog and run bluejaylai over,breaking the cookie,so then I go home and bake a cookie somewhere hidden.

I close the tunnel making u suffocate in earth while I dig and get the cookie,and ask vandaduke to keep it in the core while I'm in the core.

When you come up from your tunnel, you are caught in my net. After laughing evily for a few seconds, I dash off with the cookie into the gloaming wildwoods and hide it in snarbolax's nest amongst her young in a solid iron sphere.

Tackles Venom, labels him a her and chains her legs before grabbing the cookie and runs for it.

Aw cmon Iam! D:

A giant circular saw comes out from nowhere and it chops venom and the chain in half and rolls into Iam, chopping him in half too. Gets up unscathed and grabs the cookie from Iamnoone's half.

Runs away with the cookie.

I hit you with a poisoning stick and you fell and striked everyone . I ran away with the cookie but before that i wrote a letter to trobolta ' i gave a punch'

oh make that punge =) and a fake cola.

You trip on my electric wire,shocking you,then I use a carved bone to chop ur head off,then take your cookie and went into the heights of space with a suit and a nayn cat(Nyan cats enemy)

Which is snatched away just in time by my S.K.Y.R.I.M. (Super Kwik Yanking and Robbing Intelligent Machine) from your hands into my hands, since I just managed to tunnel out before suffocating. Afterwards, I strap on my Striker armor and run away

Venom slips and the Banstick hits him in the head, effectively banning him too. Grabs the stick with claw and carefully disposes it. Steals the cookie from the ground.

Surprised you didnt bother to take photos of me in my undies.

Just tackles him as he didnt skip too far and wrestle him for the cookie. Knocks him out, gets my pants up and runs for it with the cookie.

In the 76th Dimension, it's made of only cookies. Anything that enters it becomes cookies. And Blue met his baked end. A cookie falls out fo the dimension and into my hand after im done jolting.

But blue Jay,the dimension was a super strong gravity world,and you get pulled into the ground,then I come back with my halo banshee,with master chiefs helmet on,and took ur cookie as u sinker and then I left on my banshee

im dead also or not,i was wearing stuff,so i guess i was fine?,was i trobolta?

First of all, try not to douple post. Second, this is not where to ask that. Third, the edit button in the forum prefs next to the search bar.

Fourth, no you're not me. Im me. Silly. I still have my cookie too.

You were from the 38th Dimension, you're half real from being exposed to the dimension.

The cookie falls out of your grip and down the clockworks, and onto my hand below. Oh hey~! A cookie~!

Steins;Gate prevents that from happening, and you enter the alpha world line, where that world line you don't have the cookie, you have to undo that you did to get back to the beta world line, i for one, am going to take the cookie by stuffing gear and Trobolta into the alpha world line.

ohh nice a cookie, ok then, i'll SELL IT! anyone? it costs 1 can of super destrustive nuke

i cut off kuro-hoshi's hand holding the cookie with a double-bladed battleaxe when he arrives in the past (when i havent been killed yet). then i run to the present with it.