/e comforts Iamnoone
/cry Iamnoone
Takes the cookie and teleports it to the game-world of GW2, so only those with a GW2 account can find it!
THERE!
.
Do, 01/24/2013 - 17:29
#1602
Ant-loaf
Do, 01/24/2013 - 17:54
#1603
I hack the game and I take
I hack the game and I take the cookie and hide it in my basement and PS ur not allowed in my house cuz ur a stranger.
Do, 01/24/2013 - 18:33
#1604
My head hurts
I try to sit up but my body just turns to a slimy goo. I start to drip. I work my way through the cracks of Doom's basement.
I'M IN!
I slither and spread along the floor. My goo rolls over the cookie.
It might be wet and slimy but the cookie is mine now.
Do, 01/24/2013 - 18:43
#1605
Derp
I get lots of explosives and stand on them, and set them off, which sends me flying stupidly high into the air. I then start falling. I eventually reach terminal velocity, and use this force to needlessly smash into the roof of Doom's house, so I can take the cookie from Iamnoone.
I jump into space and land on a strange planet, which is being invaded by dubstep robots. I punch them until they are all dead, and use their scrap to build a dubstep laser cannon to protect the cookie.
Do, 01/24/2013 - 21:43
#1606
>.<
[expletive], I replied to the last comment on the previous page again.
Fr, 01/25/2013 - 03:00
#1607
Wub wub wub
I put on my earplugs that block all noise from entering my ear, and then i charge at toxic's dubstep cannon,
i slice the cannon in half with my GM sword III kai , and the resulting explosion kills toxicblade and sends the cookie into a black hole.
I then seal up the black hole with my super saiyan powers, stranding the cookie in the realm between realms.
Fr, 01/25/2013 - 09:52
#1608
Ant-loaf
I enter the realm, by dreaming within a dream within a dream within a dream. All the way to limbo. I take the cookie, and wake up with it in my hand.
Fr, 01/25/2013 - 10:40
#1609
I was in those dreams. When
I was in those dreams. When you woke up pulling the cookie out, you pulled me out too. You woke up with me biting the cookie in your hand. :)
Fr, 01/25/2013 - 14:35
#1610
I pee on the cookie.
....
Fr, 01/25/2013 - 14:53
#1611
I nuke you guys again and I
I nuke you guys again and I take the cookie
Fr, 01/25/2013 - 19:02
#1612
You mean my pee cookie?
Take it.
Fr, 01/25/2013 - 19:02
#1613
You mean my pee cookie?
Take it.
Fr, 01/25/2013 - 19:04
#1614
I kill everyone
I destroy the universe and take the cookie.
Fr, 01/25/2013 - 19:38
#1615
I was in a parallel universe
I was in a parallel universe and I come outta it and I concussion grenade you and I take it
Fr, 01/25/2013 - 19:42
#1616
I delete your post
I delete Doom-Xx post so I still have the cookie!
Fr, 01/25/2013 - 20:36
#1617
But it's still there
I have
But it's still there
I have the cookie still
Doom-Xx is appalled at that display of failure
Fr, 01/25/2013 - 21:02
#1618
So...p
Eating the piss cookie......
You people are desparate.
Sa, 01/26/2013 - 02:24
#1619
I
I throw Doom-Xx to jail.I grab the cookie and eat the cookie.
Sa, 01/26/2013 - 05:23
#1620
I am the cookie ninja!
But I stabbed you with a nightblade and ripped your esophagus which hadn't chute the cookie into your stomach, I snatched the cookie and left you writhing in pain as a nightblade is stuck on your throat
Sa, 01/26/2013 - 06:03
#1621
I don't want a pee cookie o.0
I take the pee cookie and shove it in Softhead's mouth. I cover his mouth with my hand while I duck tape his face, sealing the cookie in forever. Then I step back and point at him, singing to the tune of Eddie Murphy's "I stole your ice cream" song-
You're Mr Softee.
You're Mr Softee
/giggles
Yo dude,
/giggles
You got a soft head.
/snorts
/giggles
Sa, 01/26/2013 - 07:57
#1622
Softhead explodes, because we all know by now that that's what happens when you eat The Cookie.
Sa, 01/26/2013 - 08:48
#1623
I snatch the cookie and put
I snatch the cookie and put it in my personal treasure chest that has Iris scanners
Sa, 01/26/2013 - 20:05
#1624
Infernus, Fleet miss gun dies.
As the cookie was tainted with my urine.
So, 01/27/2013 - 05:15
#1625
I spread out some...
dream ashes. you all are dreaming about fighting the big bad cookie.
While you're all dreamin' i sneak and used my ultra cleaner to clean the cookie...
i stole it and ran away.
until you guys defeat the big bad cookie... you can go out the dream.
i invisibility my self and rammed in t he cookie corps.
i used my cloner... to make my cookie soldiers many ... well infinity
So, 01/27/2013 - 05:23
#1626
well manymore 2 steal but if
well manymore 2 steal but if you steal them it'll be the unicorn attack then if you kill them all, another trojan attack
then snarb attack until vana attack
snarb> jelly> jelly horn> lumbers> lichens> big lichns> JKs> turretappearing(turrets keep moving in circle while attack and puching you from killing them)>Roarmulus twins 12 rounds> blaze kat> blaze undead> ultra trojan> vana> ..... then all of them no cheating pls.
then til' the end of the core... it'll finish. and you'll be dead though. (:D)=----|=(sitting)
So, 01/27/2013 - 05:29
#1627
tells vana
I told vana to hit the core using blazing tonado and if you did not make it in time you'll be dead...
9:00am-6:00pm....
good luck and i'll be traveling to space
and also if you finished the cookie monx=ster from dream you kill everyone until 1 is alive
So, 01/27/2013 - 05:45
#1628
iI pee on it again.
......
So, 01/27/2013 - 07:38
#1629
I pee on the cookie soldiers.
I pee on the cookie soldiers.
So, 01/27/2013 - 11:15
#1630
I re activate my Dark
I re activate my Dark Shadowlord powers and I take control of Vanaduke who kills the rest of the soldiers with ease
I realize I was waaay to early and I blast you down with a beam of Darkness and I take away your powers. I take the cookie
So, 01/27/2013 - 11:28
#1631
I am the eel chief. =O
I wake my eels out of hibernation.
They violate Doom.
I take the Cookie.
So, 01/27/2013 - 15:04
#1632
I stab you in the back
I stab you in the back killing you
I take the coooookie
So, 01/27/2013 - 15:13
#1633
back to low-tech, ar we?
I punch you in the face, knock you out, and take the cookie. And fly away. Because magic.
So, 01/27/2013 - 15:16
#1634
You crash into my cleverly
You crash into my cleverly placed trap knocking you unconscious and I take the cookie
So, 01/27/2013 - 15:44
#1635
Ant-loaf
I tickle your tongue and take the Cookie.
Mo, 01/28/2013 - 14:09
#1636
I tickle your crystal and
I tickle your crystal and take the cookie
Mo, 01/28/2013 - 15:03
#1637
Smacks you in the head with a
Smacks you in the head with a Gran Faust; Doom-Xx is cursed and the cookie floats towards me. I take the cOOkie.
Mo, 01/28/2013 - 15:37
#1638
Sitting on a hill, I use my
Sitting on a hill, I use my cookie extractor gun to take the cookie the lazy way.
I sit holding the cookie admiring it's glorious, yummy, sweetness.
/licks the cookie
Mo, 01/28/2013 - 16:39
#1639
Dude, I'm actually immune to
Dude, I'm actually immune to curse despite I have fallen set.
I jump at you and break the cookie extractor, and I take you hostage and strip you naked, plus I take the cookie
Di, 01/29/2013 - 01:39
#1640
I come to rescue Iamnoone
I steal Doom-Xx clothes and rescue Iamnoone
Di, 01/29/2013 - 15:28
#1641
Only to realize you became my
Only to realize you became my second hostage. I strip you naked as well
Di, 01/29/2013 - 17:53
#1642
Mojo-beef
I rescue Iamnoone. And take the Cookie.
Good luck Fleet.
Di, 01/29/2013 - 19:57
#1643
A stun turret shoots you down
A stun turret shoots you down and takes you hostage as well, and I take the cookie back
Uhhhh.... I decide to release you and Iamnoone actually.
Mi, 01/30/2013 - 00:27
#1644
Mi, 01/30/2013 - 01:09
#1645
I summon the giants from
I summon the giants from skyrim.
Those giants smash Doom-Xx so hard that it flies to space and Doom-Xx accidently joined Spiral Space Progam.
Mi, 01/30/2013 - 05:23
#1646
Ka-BOOM!
I stuff doom-xx into my GN cannon, and fire him/her back at fleet-miss-gun.
Due to doom's shadow lord powers, he/she blows up like a nuclear bomb, obliterating
everything around it but the cookie.
I haz da cookie now. :3
Mi, 01/30/2013 - 05:34
#1647
Bad choice of words, Trabias.
Bad choice of words, Trabias. You're also dead because it obliterating everything, including you.
I grab the cookie and wish all people in the forums can detect sarcasm.
Mi, 01/30/2013 - 07:05
#1648
Bad sarcasm.
My hand slides up the screen from my box to Fleet-Miss-Gun's box. Fleet-Miss-Gun gets slapped. As my hand slides back, my fingers close around the cookie making the cookie disappear in my palm. My hand and the hidden cookie return to my box. To prevent any errors from occurring...
/inhales the cookie in a micro-second.
Mi, 01/30/2013 - 07:17
#1649
/applauds at the Iamnoone.
Fortunately the cookie Iamnoone inhales is actually a bomb! I quickly run to the hall of heroes, sees Iamnoone exploded, and i eat the REAL cookie.
Mi, 01/30/2013 - 08:28
#1650
That explosion only netted
That explosion only netted you many little no one's poking you in the knee saying over and over "I want the cookie". They circle you singing, in an ever increasingly high pitched voice, "I want the cookie. I want the cookie." It begins to sound chant like. You get dizzy and fall to the ground. All the little no ones quickly spread over your body, face and cookie. They consume all they swarm over. They invade your insides by way of mouth. Oh, that cookie is long gone and, umm, did you ever look at the ground after the horses went by?
I boil lezly and take the cookie