I bust out my coffin and eat Iamnoone till' nothing is left. But then I also ate the cookie.
(If you're wondering about the coffin, guess)
.
Mi, 01/30/2013 - 12:59
#1652
I bust out my coffin and eat
Mi, 01/30/2013 - 14:47
#1653
Uh.... Fleet ur my hostage,
Uh.... Fleet ur my hostage, remember?
None of this happened and I still have the cookie
Mi, 01/30/2013 - 16:48
#1654
.
Doom-Xx you're already flied to space when i summon the giants.
Mi, 01/30/2013 - 17:02
#1655
But ur my hostage so I was
But ur my hostage so I was still in there guarding you so you can't summon anything
Hi hostage
I throw the cookie 10000 miles for someone who isn't fleet to get
Mi, 01/30/2013 - 19:47
#1656
Mojo-beef
WOOHOO! I might be a hostage but I still have my clothes on!
I escape and join Iamnoone in chanting.
Mi, 01/30/2013 - 22:24
#1657
I kill Doom-Xx for using ur
I kill Doom-Xx for using ur instead of you're.
Do, 01/31/2013 - 00:53
#1658
I quickly escape from this
I quickly escape from this madness.
I give Immortous the cookie of ninja.
Do, 01/31/2013 - 10:48
#1659
Ant-loaf
Ooh now I use my ninja cookie to take the Cookie. NIINJAAAAHHHHHYYYY....
Do, 01/31/2013 - 13:30
#1660
Guys I let you go remember?
Guys I let you go remember? Fleet you're my only hostage
So... I'm just keeping him hostage. You guys can have the cookie
Do, 01/31/2013 - 13:36
#1661
I kick Doom in the head,
I kick Doom in the head, knocking him silly. Then I take Fleet hostage, torturing him by stuffing him full with hundreds of cookies.
Do, 01/31/2013 - 13:42
#1662
I take fleet back and lock
I take fleet back and lock the facility. And I give you the cookie
Do, 01/31/2013 - 15:07
#1663
*assumes doom was talking to me*
Oh, thanks! *takes cookie and flies to mars in a spaceship*
Do, 01/31/2013 - 16:59
#1664
I free myself and take
I free myself and take Doom-Xx as a hostage.
I kill Doom-Xx. And use my NOO! Cookie to ignore post.
Do, 01/31/2013 - 17:31
#1665
You try to break free but you
You try to break free but you get electrocuted
Ur still my hostage. Not even the best prison breaker in the world can escape from me
Do, 01/31/2013 - 17:42
#1666
Ant-loaf
/cough
Uh....I did...and with my pants too. I take YOUR pants along with the Cookie and melt into the shadows.
Do, 01/31/2013 - 17:52
#1667
I hope it's that cookie
I hope it's that cookie making you melt. 0.o
/takes Doom's pants and runs away with them
You can haveee da cokkieeeeee
Do, 01/31/2013 - 18:22
#1668
You took my dummy's pants!
You took my dummy's pants!
Do, 01/31/2013 - 20:26
#1669
Fleet...
Stop ignoring people because they beat you. Please.
Do, 01/31/2013 - 20:27
#1670
It's exactly why I'm keeping
It's exactly why I'm keeping him hostage.
Fr, 02/01/2013 - 01:39
#1671
Stop saying "ignore" when the ignore doesn't work. And the ignor
The fact that Iamnoone is dead yet his posting.
Meanwhile...
A virus enters to a time machine.
The virus infects the first life form in the earth.
The life form died.
A paradox happens.
Everyone is dead, the end of my post.
Fr, 02/01/2013 - 07:32
#1672
Your still my hostage none of
Your still my hostage none of this happened lol
FAIL
Fr, 02/01/2013 - 07:38
#1673
But that's a virus, not
But that's a virus, not me.
I'll just assume my post has no effect until you free me.
If you free me i give you the cookie of teleportation.
Fr, 02/01/2013 - 13:50
#1674
Don't need that
You need to
Don't need that
You need to pay a ransom of 10000000000000k CE to Doom-Xx if you wanna be free
Fr, 02/01/2013 - 14:52
#1675
*turns on the lights, revealing Immortous hiding in the corner with the cookie*
Blinded, Immortous lets out a blood-curdling screech and throws whatever he was holding at the time in the general direction of the big thing that has suddenly appeared in the blinding light. Fortunately for me, I was the thing and he threw the cookie. I catch the cookie and hide in the earth's core.
Fr, 02/01/2013 - 16:36
#1676
Fr, 02/01/2013 - 17:43
#1677
sighs
Wanta trade?
/hands you papaya
/reaches up for the cookie
Sa, 02/02/2013 - 00:15
#1678
Ha Ha Ha
Umm... I take the cookie behind your back
Sa, 02/02/2013 - 04:38
#1679
Okay doom-xx
I will give you 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999k CE if you free me.
Sa, 02/02/2013 - 10:30
#1680
you can only have 99,999 CE at a time.
*encases Fleet-Miss-Gun's prison in 1000 foot thick concrete walls*
*steals Doom's key and throws it in a volcano*
...
*throws Doom in the volcano too*
:3 That should keep you out of the way for a while.
I take the cookie from behind Lupo's back while he was taking it from behind Iamnoone's back.
Sa, 02/02/2013 - 10:30
#1681
you can only have 99,999 CE at a time.
*encases Fleet-Miss-Gun's prison in 1000 foot thick concrete walls*
*steals Doom's key and throws it in a volcano*
...
*throws Doom in the volcano too*
:3 That should keep you out of the way for a while.
I take the cookie from behind Lupo's back while he was taking it from behind Iamnoone's back.
Sa, 02/02/2013 - 12:05
#1682
Mojo-beef
But as you put it behind your back, I take it from you and throw it in the volcano... HAIL FIRE!!!!!!
Sa, 02/02/2013 - 12:43
#1683
I sit patiently next to the volcano until it erupts, and catch the cookie as it is spit back out. (It's indestructible, remember?)
Sa, 02/02/2013 - 20:40
#1684
I push Klipik into the
I push Klipik into the volcano. I then leave the scene knowing no one will harm me because he had the cookie as he fell in.
Sa, 02/02/2013 - 21:13
#1685
Congrulations Klipik, you're
Congrulations Klipik, you're prison floor is a ghost block. So the prison wall dissapears and i dance the konami code and a volcano erupts.
So, 02/03/2013 - 12:00
#1686
Ant-loaf
The eruption sends Klipik shooting straight out of the volcano into the air. I catch him, take the Cookie, and throw him back in.
So, 02/03/2013 - 17:54
#1687
This is what happens when I'm not around to defend myself...
I was mutated by the lava of the volcano to grow wings, and when it erupts I fly away with the cookie. All Immortous sees is a black speck flying away.
Mo, 02/04/2013 - 02:52
#1688
You're ruined.
I hack your mind using my nanophone.
I tell you to kill yourself or give the cookie to me, or give me a pun joke, butt f*** it.
Mo, 02/04/2013 - 15:34
#1689
/comes back to life by way of
/comes back to life by way of newt
Since Fleet didn't get the cookie...
/shoots down Klipik with my anti-air craft ray gun
/catches the cookie as it falls
/teleports to my hide out in a mountain somewhere
Mo, 02/04/2013 - 15:41
#1690
and so it continues
I grab Iamnoone and laugh hysterically and snatch the cookie out of his hand as I throw him over the cliff.
I run down the mountain with the cookie :D.
Mo, 02/04/2013 - 18:25
#1691
Mojo-beef
I trip you as you're running down the mountain and you tumble off a cliff...with the Cookie...
Gosh dang it...
/e Walks to the bottom of the cliff
/e Rummages through mangled remains to find the Cookie
/e Finds the Cookie!
/happy
Di, 02/05/2013 - 05:39
#1692
Tele
/teleports into Immortous.
/push Immortous to the cliff.
/grab the cookie.
/destroy the cookie into ashes.
And now I announce you.......
The end
Di, 02/05/2013 - 14:20
#1693
I hear Immortous walking
I hear Immortous walking around.
HELP ME!!!!
HELP ME!!!
I'll give you a cookie.
Di, 02/05/2013 - 16:32
#1694
Ant-loaf
Thanks for the Cookie no one!
And you teleported into me Fleet?? O_O
Mi, 02/06/2013 - 01:12
#1695
Wasting a post.
Yes by controlling your brains.
Mi, 02/06/2013 - 07:40
#1696
NUKE
*takes the easy way out* I remotely detonate nukes all around cradle, even if you survive the cookies are now radioactive. I get out popcorn and watch from my underground bunker in emberlight.
Mi, 02/06/2013 - 08:03
#1697
KILL HIM!
I was hiding in Emberlight, i quickly mix poison vials and popcorns. So Gzilla eats the poisoned popcorn and died. I quickly goes to Haven, using my anti radioactive to remove radiation in the cookie. I quickly mix the cookie and mix it with beer, giving it the ability to make people drunk. I quickly give the cookie to Iamnoone and offers myself to become his guardian.
Mi, 02/06/2013 - 08:30
#1698
Dead ringer.
*backstabs fleet* You forgot to take into account my dead ringer. I then recontaminate every single cookie, put on a gas mask since cradle has now become a toxic cesspool. I then proceed to go into a deeper bunker, nuke the outside world again and then eat the only sterile food left. Good luck starving or dying from radiation poison.
Mi, 02/06/2013 - 23:37
#1699
NoName
I complete THE dark ritual to summon the spirit of No Name who airlifts the cookie out of Iamnoone's esophagus and proeds to waltz into my secret bungalow.
Do, 02/07/2013 - 04:45
#1700
You're accidentally captured.
I quickly sucker punch you, stunning you. I quickly take you as my hostage along with snowdusk and Artistbma. I and Zeddy decided to blend you with Snowdusk, Quakeman, and Artistbma, resulting a dangerous monster called Drasowkst. While we stun you, i give the cookie to Iamnoone again.
/is frustrated
/summon the meteors.
/give the cookie to Iamnoone