like I said, I don't even have the cookie right now, so your going to have to get it from where I put it (hint is on last page)
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So, 07/21/2013 - 10:12
#2502
like I said, I don't even
So, 07/21/2013 - 11:07
#2503
I code some random OP gear
I code some random OP gear including a 5* winmillion that deals 200 damage for both the slash and projectile, and shoot 5 projectiles per slash and charge create huge whirlwind of these projectiles that also inflict random status conditions.
And I hack it so I have all 3 battle sprites who have ultimate skills
And OP armor that looks like Azure Guardian armor (except cooler) and has 10193928323918821928918291829182 points of defense for all types of damage and makes us immune to all.
So, 07/21/2013 - 11:26
#2504
we still don't has cookie
I hack the game so I we have 4 slots pernemently and a 5 star shield that never breaks and is as resist as the armor, a 5 star gun that always fires charge shots, and the shoots fire faster then a antigua and fire shoots like a 5 star driver, and it fires 2 shots at once and you never have to reload (200 damage each)
I also get a 5 star bomb that has a HUGE explosion radious and shoots a 100 bullets like the old shard bombs, makes 100 of spinning bullets like dark reprisal, and makes 100 shards like the current shard bombs which explode with the same stuff as the starting bomb makeing a INFINANT BOMB EXPLOSION STUFF
the bullets and explosions deal 200 damage
sets down a bomb so the world will slowly get covered in bullets
So, 07/21/2013 - 12:55
#2505
Hey, the cookie is still
Hey, the cookie is still owned by us. It's just "somewhere else"
So, 07/21/2013 - 13:46
#2506
no, I gave the cookie to a
no, I gave the cookie to a villager in animal crossing whos catchprase is "kerPOW"
So, 07/21/2013 - 13:52
#2507
Guns.
I shoot the villager in the face then slap him across the butt with a dead fish, then i take the cookie.
So, 07/21/2013 - 13:57
#2508
you have to say the
you have to say the villager's name silly, then he/she will give you the cookie
you got the wrong villager
So, 07/21/2013 - 14:57
#2509
Many Guns.
I shoot all the villagers in the face, slap them all with dead fish until i find the cookie.
So, 07/21/2013 - 15:04
#2510
seriously, just guess which villager
you get attacled by all the villagers, they beat you up and throw you in a alley (they also took all of your stuff) before you could get the cookie and do anything
So, 07/21/2013 - 23:35
#2511
I got the cookie when
I got the cookie when Pipipipipi was to slow for me, I ran away with some Hover boots
Mo, 07/22/2013 - 08:13
#2512
I dump a bucket of lava on Shocking-Beats and take the cookie. I had a GFC, Vog Coat, GOS, and Combuster so the lava didnt affect me.
Mo, 07/22/2013 - 18:47
#2513
And Again, I RETURN!
and as you laugh at your foe, I pelt you with red pikmin until you drop the cookie, at which point it snatch it up, laughing manically.
"WHO DARES OPPOSE ME?!?!"
Mo, 07/22/2013 - 19:37
#2514
I sneak up from behind and
I sneak up from behind and use maskeraith's Chaotic haze on u and make him keep status spamming u while i get away with cookie
Mo, 07/22/2013 - 19:43
#2515
Curses!
Foiled again, by the meddling Spiral Knight!
Anyways, I take out a bazooka and blow up your house (or where ever you are, at the moment), and then walk away, knowing the cookie was successfully destroyed....
OR WAS IT??
Mo, 07/22/2013 - 19:48
#2516
I walk out my basement with a
I walk out my basement with a small wound.
"Curse that dumb Gremlin"
Then I open an indestructible safe revealing the cookie is safe and I put it back and blast it to some random place on a rocket. But little did anyone know Me, PPPPP, and a bunch of guards were on that thing. Plus the rocket is Indestructible.
Mo, 07/22/2013 - 19:56
#2517
Ohidair!
And then I poke me head up. Yep, I'm on the rocket too. I start brawling with you and your guards, until Mario, Link, and Kirby come in and pown.
As I reach for the cookie though, Kirby eats it. Curse you Fuzzball!!!
Mo, 07/22/2013 - 20:01
#2518
I shoot Kirby with my
I shoot Kirby with my hypnosis ray and he gives it to me and I put on my everythingproofairconditiondultracomfysuit and jump into Betelgeuse with the cookie in my suit
Di, 07/23/2013 - 09:26
#2519
Hehehe
I hack your suit (which is, in reality, mechanical in nature) and start causing you to punch yourself. The suit then grabs the cookie, and tosses it back to me, who is still on the rocket. HaHA!
Di, 07/23/2013 - 09:38
#2520
I press the remote self
I press the remote self destruct button and blow up the rocket killing you (PS its the only way to destroy the rocket) and the cookie flies to me. I hack proof my suit and use the installed thrusters on the feet and fly away.
You've been pwned
Di, 07/23/2013 - 11:29
#2521
But.....
I press the remote self destruct button and blow up the rocket killing you
....
Or so you thought! As you're flying, I leap from the flaming rocket, and punch you, grabbing the cookie while I fall to my doom... but it isn't.
Why isn't it?
BECAUSE YOU CAN'T KILL ME!!!
A.K.A. I hacked the game codes and made my self indestructible.
Di, 07/23/2013 - 11:50
#2522
I Contact GM who perma bans
I Contact GM who perma bans you and the GM takes the cookie While I try to chase him
Damn...
But then I go to OOO and I convince them to let me be GM and now the GM who took the cookie gave it to me and I teleport Tedme's alts into jail and I repair my suit and make it everything proof (including Hack) and only I can wear it
Mi, 07/24/2013 - 14:17
#2523
I become the glitch that
I become the glitch that drives you wild, that can't be fixed, that takes all your time. After days and weeks of trying and having to deal with all the forum drama llamas you fall asleep. The cookie is left unattended. I become my normal self and stand there eating the cookie while you sleep.
Mi, 07/24/2013 - 16:25
#2524
AND...
I turn intangible with my new found super powers, reach through you, grab the cookie, and RUN!
Fr, 07/26/2013 - 13:08
#2525
I use my new hacktool and fix
I use my new hacktool and fix the glitch. I grab cookie and shove it into Mars
So, 07/28/2013 - 03:14
#2526
I grab the phone.
I call my friend Marvin the Martian to retrieve the cookie for me. I then hid half the cookie in Cookie Monster's belly and began to nibble on the other half. XDD
So, 07/28/2013 - 09:47
#2527
Ahem....
I rehack the game, reach through the cookie monster with my (re-found) super powers. I then start running and, yep, that's it.
Mo, 07/29/2013 - 04:40
#2528
I'm Back
I use my toy gun to shoot Tedme.
He Didn't hurt but he start looking around to see where's the bullet coming from.
And then I Snatch the cookie and leave something with Tedme....
It's a Big Angry Bomb!
Mo, 07/29/2013 - 05:22
#2529
I hit you with...
my Expensive Whitelish. and I took the cookie. Don't ask where I got that type of fish......
Mo, 07/29/2013 - 07:11
#2530
Egpnd. I'm so glad you back!
I run and hit you with my dead fish. Then I take the cookie and keep running...
Mo, 07/29/2013 - 08:50
#2531
Buuuuuuuut then...
You tripped on some Road Spikes in a highway. WHAT A TWIST. I took the cookie, and hid it in a pile of Dead Wolvers. I don't think Thowardz will ever find it >_>
Di, 07/30/2013 - 06:52
#2532
I poke Hyper in the eye and
I poke Hyper in the eye and swipe the cookie. I drive off in my go-cart.
Di, 07/30/2013 - 09:13
#2533
I drop an anvil on
I drop an anvil on Lord-Bacon-Eater and take the cookie from his dead hand
Mi, 08/28/2013 - 02:41
#2534
My hand reaches up from the
My hand reaches up from the grave and grab Doom around the neck, pulling the thread up from it's dirty grave. I pluck the cookie from his hand and run.
Mi, 08/28/2013 - 03:15
#2535
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Finally! A cookie to steal!
*Trip lamnoone with rope*
*Snatch the cookie*
It's time to run!
Do, 08/29/2013 - 15:12
#2536
Gmod reference
I make you a ragdoll, then physgun the cookie into my hand.
Fr, 08/30/2013 - 14:26
#2537
What's Gmod
I hit Pow-Posts-Again in the head with a dead cat, stole the cookie and run away.
Fr, 08/30/2013 - 17:02
#2538
yay! thread revived!!!
I trip Sandwich-Hero while he runs, grab the cookie, click on it a lot which gives me 34890127512 cookies
I spend them all on grandmas and then send a grandmapocolips to the next poster
So, 09/01/2013 - 02:47
#2539
Granny?
I walk up to Granny's house like Baby Bugs Bunny and asks for a cookie.
Granny gives me one. :D
"Thank you Granny!"
So, 09/01/2013 - 06:22
#2540
I tackle Ace out of no where
I tackle Ace out of no where and beat him up for his cookie. Then, I delete sk from his laptop while eating the cookie. xD
So, 09/01/2013 - 06:22
#2541
I tackle Ace out of no where
I tackle Ace out of no where and beat him up for his cookie. Then, I delete sk from his laptop while eating the cookie. xD
Mo, 09/02/2013 - 02:59
#2542
Let's Eat Sleeping Pills & Caffeine Pills.
I use recon shield... Sneak to where lamnoone is. Unclocked and snatch the cookie from lamnoone hand... And then I cloak on...
Can you find me?
Mo, 09/02/2013 - 16:46
#2543
I use heat vision and see
I use heat vision and see Thowardz, then I kill him with the hammer, click on it to get 95012357984239048932 cookies agian, and use those cookies to send a grandmapocalypse to the next poster
btw, this is a grandmapocalypse if you didn't know
http://cookieclicker.wikia.com/wiki/Grandmapocalypse
Di, 09/03/2013 - 19:31
#2544
NO!! REJECTED
I appease the grandmapocalypse and send them after you instead. While they are attacking you (obviously not normally) I steal the cookie and run far far away into a broken down house.
Mi, 09/04/2013 - 03:22
#2545
Well... the house is broken down. So I lid the house on fire. you ran away from the house. I hit you with my fluffy rock. And now you knocked out.
I thrown the cookie into the air. And see how high it could get...
Mi, 09/04/2013 - 07:18
#2546
Thowardz gets attacked by a
Thowardz gets attacked by a roaming gang of painting-wearing vikings. I steal the cookie in the confusion.
Do, 09/05/2013 - 02:29
#2547
I smash Sir-Zalost's foot with my warmaster rocket hammer and while he screams and curses me I steam the cookie and run away.
Sa, 09/07/2013 - 08:44
#2548
U run into the rabid
U run into the rabid snarbolaxes on accident while they eat u I grab the cookie and share it with everyone (except you you're dead) :3
Mi, 09/11/2013 - 17:03
#2549
Jason became so cool he froze
Jason became so cool he froze to death. I found him buried under 10 feet of snow with the cookie fragment still in his hand. Using my Combuster, I sliced off his hand and carefully extracted the delicious, frozen pastry. Then I stuck the cookie in my underwear to defrost it.
Mi, 09/11/2013 - 20:43
#2550
FOR SCIENCE!
Teleported you into Aperture laboratories, were you fall into the deadly acid. GlaDOS gives cookie to me. teleported to Magra-thea, were I make Cookie-world.
Hacks into game and codes ban hammer. Smashes you with ban hammer and you get banned. Takes cookie and skips away.