...but the next poster happens to be Cradarc!
He reveals that he lied in the previous post, because he actually doesn't own a Combuster. Upon hearing this revelation, all the slaves realized their own Combusters were imaginary. So Cradarc drew his trusty Crad Arcrazor and fired an indescribably large energy disc that decapitated all the slave clones.
He then marched up to Sandwich-Hero and ate him for lunch. Because the sandwich was so big, he decided to save the cookie for later. Using a wrench wand, he enchanted the cookie with an irremovable curse so that anyone whose name is not "Cradarc" that touches it would have to sing "Friday" (by Rebecca Black) for the rest of his/her life.
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Mi, 09/11/2013 - 22:52
#2552
...but the next poster
Do, 09/12/2013 - 13:28
#2553
IM BACK !!!
Cookies teleport to lanmoon ause i use my super teleporter machine.Wich is made only made of ecto drop and corosive acid !
Note:The teleported thing can be /destroyed/nuked/exploded/disapear/get eaten/any other thing during te processus.
EDIT: I dont need to touch the cookies to ^^^.But its fall in the hand of THE HOLY ONE LANMOONE and got uncursed.
So, 09/15/2013 - 10:08
#2554
huh?
I nuke everything, but since nukes are not aloud, teh cookie gos back to lamnoone, which I idmediantly make him fall in a lava trap, grab the cookie, and disguise as a slime which no one will ever know it is me, for 5 turns
So, 09/22/2013 - 13:12
#2555
knocked out
i then knock pipipipipi the slime out with my sword.
then i run into my spaceship and go back to the future when ...
So, 09/22/2013 - 13:15
#2556
I make you eat your spaceship
I make you eat your spaceship and steal the cookie from you
Mo, 09/23/2013 - 02:07
#2557
I thrown steak into Pipipipipi and he decide to eat it. Then I quickly snatch cookie and run away.
Run Thowardz Run!
Mo, 09/23/2013 - 14:53
#2558
I trip you and make you eat
I trip you and make you eat Blanestree's space ship 2, and take the cookie somewhere else
Mi, 09/25/2013 - 05:01
#2559
Ok huh i think time travel
Ok huh i think time travel should be forbidden.
I come and I throw you Popcorn and you got stunned (its magical popcorn :3) then i take the cookies,run away and put it in a HOLY popcorn armor.
Mi, 09/25/2013 - 18:07
#2560
I'm super holy
since I am holy, the popcorn armor has no effect on me so I take the holy armor off and hide the cookie somewhere
it is totaly NOT buried by that tree over there
Sa, 09/28/2013 - 11:47
#2561
I am painis cupcake. I will eat you.
I arise from the grave that was buried by the tree (I last posted here several months ago) and I take the cookie and slowly crawl away with it.
Sa, 09/28/2013 - 12:55
#2562
except it wasn't there, I told you it wasn't buried by that tree
You will never find it
Sa, 09/28/2013 - 13:57
#2563
/beg
Pwease gimme tha
/beg
Pwease gimme tha cookie,I'm hunnnnnnngggggrrrrrrryyyyyy :3
Sa, 09/28/2013 - 13:57
#2564
/beg
Pwease gimme tha
/beg
Pwease gimme tha cookie,I'm hunnnnnnngggggrrrrrrryyyyyy :3
So, 09/29/2013 - 08:03
#2565
I dig everywher e and find
I dig everywher e and find the cookies and says '' Are you ok whit me ? Cause its alway NO YOU DIND'T GET THE COOKIES NAAAAAAAAH and personally its make the game less fun. So cause Cupcake god going to say i didn't get cookies i nuke everything but nuke are forbidden so its teleport to lamnoone. (the cookies) FROM NOW THRE WILL BE NO MORE COOKIES HIDING, THE PLAYER WILL NEED TO KEPT IT AND NO MORE '' NO YOU DONT HAVE IT'' IF I SAY I KILL YOU WHIT FIRE AND TAKE THE COOKIES I HAVE IT.'
So, 09/29/2013 - 08:32
#2566
Thats not against the rules, and nukes are not aloud and make the nuke go to lam, the only reason I did that earlyer is because you made absoulutly no sence, so please make some sence.
Gets a cookie detector and finds cookie from where Cupcake-God hid it
So, 09/29/2013 - 08:43
#2567
I never seen you do thats Pi
I never seen you do thats Pi its was more Cupcake god.
I beat you badly whit a dead fish, take the cookies, and run away. Then i give the cookies to Intelchapter.
Mi, 10/02/2013 - 18:30
#2568
?????????????
You can't kill the people with me Popo.....and who is Intelchapter? XD.
Mi, 10/02/2013 - 18:40
#2569
wow I haven't been over here in a while
I take off my Intelchapter costume and bury the cookie 100 feet underneath an extremely active volcano.
Do, 10/03/2013 - 12:36
#2570
Well im happy of having the a Volcanic demo set that whit some modification cn resit to lava.
I jump in lava, go to the botom of the volcanoc remmber i forgot to briang any air suply, a shovel or anything to get out. F***. I start to dig whit my hand but it's don't work. I think it's the end. Oh I remember, knight don't need air. So let just wait to someone to try to get the cookies.
Do, 10/03/2013 - 15:28
#2571
I RISSSSSSSSSSEEEE from the
I RISSSSSSSSSSEEEE from the inactive grave and try to find the cookie...
The cookie is nowhere to be found, so I bake 9001 cookiez.
Do, 10/03/2013 - 17:25
#2572
post 2554
digs under extremly active volcano with 64 fire resist potions, gets cookie and gos to surface
gives cookie to next poster, I'm nice
So, 10/06/2013 - 05:59
#2573
Weel my deear Persef broke
Weel my deear Persef broke the rule by creating other cookies so the cookeis got to Lamnoone.
READ THE RULE BEFORE POSTING.
So, 10/06/2013 - 15:13
#2574
/e ignores persef and post #2573, Pi still has the cookie
/e accepts the cookie from Pi
Mi, 10/09/2013 - 04:23
#2575
/pokes Klipik
Pop gave the cookie to me and I ran into a mine field with it.
/holds up the cookie and waves it in the air.
It's my cookie now.
/thinks ah crap! I should have grabbed the 9000 or so cookies before I came in here.
Mi, 10/09/2013 - 18:23
#2576
FUS RO DAH!
I grab Iamnoone, stab him in the liver, set him on fire, rip out his lungs, cut off his limbs, and toss him into a Golden Trojan before snatching the cookie and trotting away happily.
Do, 10/10/2013 - 04:32
#2577
I'm Back Baby
I shoot your guts out with a shotgun and steal the cookie.
Fr, 10/11/2013 - 22:35
#2578
Cookie.
Cookie monster comes and demands the cookie, then a flying whale comes and eats you both, leaving the cookie behind. I then Take the cookie and flee to Mordor. And one cannot simply walk into Mordor. Google Maps told me that when i asked for walking directions from The Shire To Mordor.
Sa, 10/12/2013 - 06:48
#2579
@Infrared:
@Infrared: WUUT?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?
Anyways; i go to The Shire To Mordor and find the cookies in the hand of godzilla. Well the trouble here.
Sa, 10/12/2013 - 22:11
#2580
@Popoixd
You mean FROM the Shire to Mordor? two different places. Anyway, let's win this...
I use a cloaking device to get the cookie back, then a chocolate flamethrower in the hand of inspecter javert is fired at you.
You then die in the hospital of second degree sugars. i flee with the cookie to a near impenetrable, invisable, underwater fortress that only i know about,
which is guarded by the immortal and indestructable leviathen. Checkmate. All that for a cookie which i swallow whole.
So, 10/13/2013 - 12:09
#2581
I had secretly tooken over
I had secretly tooken over the base 10 minutes ago
as you eat the cookie, I come and say "HEY! What are you doing here? GET OUT!"
the leviathen puts you in a rocket, gives me the cookie, and sends you to space
sends the cookie in anouther rocket to popoixd
Mo, 10/14/2013 - 18:08
#2582
I get the cookies and think
I get the cookies and think ''WTF the cookies was in godzilla hand ??!?!?!? anyways...'' I take the cookies and give it to a Tortomega. If you don't know what a tortomega STUDY YOUR WIKI.
Lets play a game.
To take the cookies you will need a link to where i took the word Tortomega form. It's alink to the SK wiki.
Mo, 10/14/2013 - 20:07
#2583
How'd you get the cookie?
I ate the cookie. How'd you get it?
http://wiki.spiralknights.com/Omega_Shell There is no in game data on the Mysterious "Torto Mega" Yet, aside from this item.
I hitch a Ride back to Planet (Insert name here) with Samus Aran, Galactic Warrior who annihilated the Metroids.
I invite the Tortomega to my tourist trap inn for the night, get him drunk, and rob him blind, taking the cookie with me before killing it with The Master Sword. I then go to my new secret under water invisable fortress guarded by 50 Leviathens that i telepathicly control who will always and only obey me, i go into the fortress, which has a chemicle in the air systems that instantly kills any organism who enters the building other than me, provided you get past the 50 invunerable and obediant Leviathens. And the force field. And the 500 sentry turrets. I once again swallow the cookie whole. How can you realisticly survive and get the cookie out of my gut?
TUNE IN NEXT TIME! SAME BAT TIME! SAME BAT CHANNEL!
Di, 10/15/2013 - 05:04
#2584
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!??!?!?!??!?!???!?!?
Read the rule. /EPICfacepalm.
You can't eat the cookies so it go to the holy Lamnoone.
Sa, 10/19/2013 - 11:36
#2585
NOT THE TOAST!
accidently trips lamnoone who drops the cookie who I give back to
gos somewhere and gets poccessed by poccessing TOAST!!!
"I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR COOKIE!" says the poccessing TOAST in a deep scary voice while controling me.
shoots toast everywhere
Sa, 10/19/2013 - 14:13
#2586
NO NOT THE POSSESING TOAST
NO NOT THE POSSESING TOAST AGAIN D:
I throw you the mighty holy LAMNOONE (?!?!?!?!?!?!?) wich uncurse you !
And I run away whit the cookies.
Sa, 10/19/2013 - 18:20
#2587
your throwing does
your throwing does nothing
shoots toast at Popoixd because you make poccessing TOAST angry by attempting to throw me
grabs cookie and throws it into air, and shoots the cookie into the air, but it doesn't break so poccessing TOAST keeps shooting the cookie until it goes to the moon
Sa, 10/19/2013 - 18:44
#2588
I call someone
-Calls Hank J. Wimbleton- He can beat Chuck Norris. So, stay away from the cookies.
Mo, 10/21/2013 - 11:05
#2589
Allan, please add fire here
/me takes out flamethrower
/me bakes you and the cookie to a crisp until it falls out of your hand.
Mo, 10/21/2013 - 15:52
#2590
but I don't even have the cookie
shoots more toast everwhere
Di, 10/22/2013 - 06:38
#2591
Oh nice, a cookie.
/picks up the cookie that fell to the ground and dusts it off.
You have been through a lot, haven't you? /smiles at the cookie :)
/soaks the cookie in a little bit of milk and bakes it into a golden cookie.
/places the cookie on the table and draws a cute pair of eyes and mouth on the cookie with white chocolate chips and blue icing.
/thinks, "Hmm.."
/kisses the cookie and returns it Noon.
Here, I believe this is yours? :)
And about Pi.. /looks at Pi constantly launching toast in the air.
/takes the possessed Toast and licks it.
/thinks, "Hmm.. sourdough."
/toasts the possessed Toast until it becomes crispy and crushes it into breadcrumbs.
/prepares a dough in the shape of a pretzel and sprinkles the crumbs onto it.
/bakes it into a pretzel, rips off a piece, and eats it.
Anyone want some? It tastes good. :D
Pi, you feeling any better? :O
Di, 10/22/2013 - 14:54
#2592
Not so fast!
I tackle Xspiral (with a sledgehammer) as he hands the cookie to Noone, but it's already been given, so I throw Noone into ANOTHER Golden Trojan and trot away happily with the cookie,
Di, 10/22/2013 - 15:28
#2593
:o MY FRIENDS
SANDWICH POTATO! I AM COMING AFTER YOU!!!!!!!!!!
*throws the Golden Trojan into a portal of darkness(that leads to the End Of The World) and any others, then subjects Sandwich-Potato to a very painful strike.
Portal of Darkness: http://kingdomhearts.wikia.com/wiki/Realm_of_Darkness#Corridor_of_Darkness
End Of The World: http://kingdomhearts.wikia.com/wiki/End_of_the_World
Dat Strike: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goFXF90KP54 at 2:15
I then grab the cookie and hand it back to Iamnoone, forming a barrier between any attackers.
Di, 10/22/2013 - 15:34
#2594
NEVER!!!
/e dodges Fireofearth's very painful strike. His strike hit a rock and bounced into himself, thus fulfilling the very painful part. I then capture Snorlax and have him eat the barrier, tackling Noone with a polearm and taking back the cookie! HA!
Di, 10/22/2013 - 15:36
#2595
Nope.
I Zantetsuken you. http://www.khwiki.net/Zantetsuken
This is the barrier. http://www.khwiki.net/Reflect
Di, 10/22/2013 - 15:41
#2596
Oh noes!
An argument over the cookie has taken place!
_____
Suddenly, the cookie begins to pulse with steadily more luminescent light. It disappears in a flash of blinding yellow, buttery light and travels through several dimensions, appearing back into Noone's hands.
Meanwhile, Sandwich-Potato cackles as Snorlax eats the Reflect Barrier (and its defensive blast) as well as Fireofearth.
Di, 10/22/2013 - 15:45
#2597
How? eh? how?...do you eat
How? eh? how?...do you eat magic O_O
Anyways, I teleport out, and I set up another barrier.
Dat barrier: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4q3QiUZ8sA at 1:47
And I was planning to get it back to Iam....anyways.
Di, 10/22/2013 - 15:51
#2598
It is Snorlax.
Snorlax can eat anything. Yes, even that. No. Get your head out of the gutter.
Di, 10/22/2013 - 15:51
#2599
It is Snorlax.
Snorlax can eat anything. Yes, even that. No. Get your head out of the gutter.
Di, 10/22/2013 - 15:54
#2600
? When did I put my head in the gutter?
Sorry..I just didn't know that Snorlax was in Kingdom Hearts....honestly, I actually expected him to crush the barrier instead XD.
*Snorlax fell asleep right after finishing*
Well. I guess it's just me and you now. *throws you in corridor of darkness*
I trip Ra while he builds cookie-world, grab the cookie, click on it a lot which gives me 34890127512 cookies.
I use all of them but one to buy non-rebellious Cradarc slaves, and send all of my Cradarc slaves in Combuster-Attack mode at the next poster.