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So, 06/03/2012 - 06:06
#601
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Iamnoone
The machine gives you a

The machine gives you a slap.

I insert a bee hive.

So, 06/03/2012 - 06:21
#602
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Trobolta
You get wasp stings to the

You get wasp stings to the face.

I insert soothing cream into the machine.

So, 06/03/2012 - 10:10
#603
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Gearsolider
smooth

you get talcum powder.
i put in a bottle of cold water.

So, 06/03/2012 - 11:04
#604
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Takaseme
you get sub-zero ice in your

you get sub-zero ice in your face

i put in the ice with tongs and gear's face

So, 06/03/2012 - 11:06
#605
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Kuro-Hoshi
A fully detailed Chemistry

A fully detailed Chemistry notes came out. Whut?

I put in my boredom.

So, 06/03/2012 - 12:29
#606
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Metoxys
You get sudden excitement. I

You get sudden excitement.

I put in a Winmillion

So, 06/03/2012 - 12:34
#607
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Autofire
You get a million crowns. I

You get a million crowns.

I put in 350 cr and hope for lemonade.

So, 06/03/2012 - 12:35
#608
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Iamnoone
You get an empty box. I

You get an empty box.

I insert a news paper from last year.

So, 06/03/2012 - 12:44
#609
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Autofire
You get a news paper from

You get a news paper from next year.

I insert 350 poke.

So, 06/03/2012 - 12:58
#610
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Iamnoone
You get 350 small shards of

You get 350 small shards of glass.

I insert a used tea bag.

So, 06/03/2012 - 13:12
#611
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Kuro-Hoshi
A flood occurs. I exhale into

A flood occurs.

I exhale into the vending machine. (basically insert gas)

So, 06/03/2012 - 13:17
#612
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Iamnoone
You get an electric shock. I

You get an electric shock.

I insert a duck.

So, 06/03/2012 - 13:22
#613
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Kuro-Hoshi
The duck flew back out as a

The duck flew back out as a chicken and you had to duck.

I insert a broken guitar.

So, 06/03/2012 - 13:30
#614
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Iamnoone
You get guitar hero. I insert

You get guitar hero.

I insert the left over screw I had after I fixed my dishwasher.

So, 06/03/2012 - 13:36
#615
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In return you get some random

In return you get some random machine invented by the one and only, you yourself.

I put in an alarm clock.

So, 06/03/2012 - 13:54
#616
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Iamnoone
You get a gold pocket

You get a gold pocket watch.

I insert a gremlin.

So, 06/03/2012 - 13:58
#617
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You get a beast in return.

You get a beast in return. Maybe you should try again for a Wolver.

I insert the next person that comments.

So, 06/03/2012 - 13:59
#618
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Takaseme
you get a meteor in your

you get a meteor in your face

i insert that meteor

So, 06/03/2012 - 14:03
#619
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Kuro-Hoshi
You get teleported to another

You get teleported to another topic.

I insert memes.

So, 06/03/2012 - 14:12
#620
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Takaseme
you get mines i insert my

you get mines

i insert my lousy clone

So, 06/03/2012 - 14:15
#621
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You get a crazy drone. I

You get a crazy drone.

I insert Iamnoone's house.

So, 06/03/2012 - 14:22
#622
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Iamnoone
You get a homeless no one. I

You get a homeless no one.

I insert my homeless clothing to protect them from the rain.

So, 06/03/2012 - 14:24
#623
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You got a free large durable

You got a free large durable closet in exchange.

I insert a pony.

So, 06/03/2012 - 14:28
#624
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Takaseme
you get a giant piece of

you get a giant piece of land

i insert a small part of that land

So, 06/03/2012 - 14:40
#625
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Iamnoone
you get a big hole under your

you get a big hole under your feet where that land used to be.

I insert an apple to feed the pony in the machine.

So, 06/03/2012 - 14:44
#626
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Takaseme
you get a happy pony in the

you get a happy pony in the machine and poop

i insert myself in the machine and i will be there until post #630

So, 06/03/2012 - 14:45
#627
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Takaseme
you get a happy pony in the

you get a happy pony in the machine and poop

i insert myself in the machine and i will be there until post #631

edit: oops.... double posted...

So, 06/03/2012 - 14:46
#628
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Kuro-Hoshi
A unicorn broke out of the

A unicorn broke out of the machine.

I put in a vending machine into the vending machine.

So, 06/03/2012 - 14:54
#629
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Takaseme
AGH~~~~~ you get a screaming

AGH~~~~~ you get a screaming Takaseme from the inside and a cookie drops out o a cookie ^_^lll (i wish i was eating it)

i put the cookie in the machine before you can take it

So, 06/03/2012 - 15:00
#630
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The cookie rolled inside the

The cookie rolled inside the vending machine as if it were pinball.

I put in a switched on vacuum cleaner.

So, 06/03/2012 - 15:09
#631
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you get an empty vending

you get an empty vending machine

i'm out awww, that didn't take long, i call the people in charge of the vending machine to restock the machine and i put myself in until post #640

So, 06/03/2012 - 15:10
#632
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Iamnoone
You get a dirty floor. I

You get a dirty floor.

I insert a Viking pirate ship.

So, 06/03/2012 - 15:17
#633
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Takaseme
ahhhhhhhhhhhh pirates! SH**

ahhhhhhhhhhhh pirates! SH** you get a pirated CD

i put half the CD in

So, 06/03/2012 - 15:34
#634
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Iamnoone
You get a hand around your

You get a hand around your throat choking the other half out of you.

I insert a grasshopper.

So, 06/03/2012 - 15:58
#635
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You guys' been busy.

The machine jumps on you.

I insert my coffee.

So, 06/03/2012 - 16:01
#636
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Iamnoone
You get a chocolate milk. I

You get a chocolate milk.

I insert a rainbow.

So, 06/03/2012 - 16:20
#637
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You get LAZOR. I insert

You get LAZOR.

I insert Iamnoone's burnt corpse.

So, 06/03/2012 - 17:09
#638
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Iamnoone
My ghost flies out and chases

My ghost flies out and chases you.

I insert the head of a scared child.

So, 06/03/2012 - 18:22
#639
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The ghost of the child haunts

The ghost of the child haunts you as you haunt me.

Hide myself into the machine to be away from the ghosts.

So, 06/03/2012 - 19:21
#640
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Iamnoone
You get your picture on

You get your picture on posters and billboards with a reward offered if found.

Inserts an ice cream sundae.

So, 06/03/2012 - 19:29
#641
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You get me eating the

You get me eating the sundae.

Oh hi.

Inserts whats left of the ice cream.

So, 06/03/2012 - 21:10
#642
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Autofire
You get a pair of ice cubes

You get a pair of ice cubes to the eyes.

I put in a random pokeball from my party. You'll just have to guess which pokemon it is.

So, 06/03/2012 - 23:36
#643
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Takaseme
you get a repel man.... i'm

you get a repel

man.... i'm already outta there.... meh...

i put in powder

So, 06/03/2012 - 23:53
#644
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You get phosphorus to the

You get phosphorus to the face. And i light you on fire.

I insert Taka's burnt corpse.

So, 06/03/2012 - 23:56
#645
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Takaseme
you get my leg i insert my

you get my leg

i insert my toe

Mo, 06/04/2012 - 00:15
#646
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you get a tick. I insert all

you get a tick.

I insert all the blood the tick sucked out from Taka.

Mo, 06/04/2012 - 00:26
#647
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Takaseme
you get a red pen full of

you get a red pen full of ink

i insert my mouse

Mo, 06/04/2012 - 00:36
#648
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Kuro-Hoshi
A rat came out. I insert my

A rat came out.

I insert my stuffed toy dog.

Mo, 06/04/2012 - 00:40
#649
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-double post- Internet is

-double post-

Internet is slow now.
Could be the reason for double posting.
Sorry!

Mo, 06/04/2012 - 00:47
#650
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A puppy bites your face

A puppy bites your face off.

I insert all my friends.

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