The machine goes crazy. Pizzas start flying out in all directions. Then spaghetti flies out. Meatballs hit you in the face filling both eye sockets. A sausage edges in your mouth.
I wish I had a picture of you afterwards.
The Vending Machine
Mo, 01/30/2012 - 20:17
#152
The machine goes crazy.
Mo, 01/30/2012 - 22:14
#153
I put in a bomb
you get
I put in a bomb
you get vanaduke (hope you have vog gear)
Mi, 02/01/2012 - 01:36
#154
Derrrrrrp.
You get me! :D
I put in Gzilla.
Mi, 02/01/2012 - 09:07
#155
TROLL!
you get pikachu
I put in a troll face! Problem?
Do, 02/02/2012 - 11:14
#156
hurr.
suddenly louis (from left 4 dead) jumps out from the machine and run away screaming PILLS!
I put in a medkit.
Do, 02/02/2012 - 16:03
#157
You get..
The Vending machine sputters, and out pops.. A Pair of shadow wings.
I Cram a gremlin, a darkfang shield, and a rocket puppy into the vending mahine.
Do, 02/02/2012 - 17:09
#158
You get one crown.
I put in
You get one crown.
I put in all the hope in the world.
Do, 02/02/2012 - 17:15
#159
You get a gremlin with a
You get a gremlin with a rocket launcher on his shoulder. It starts chasing you.
I push a Snarbolax into the vending machine. He doesn't look too happy. (probably because someone is shoving him into a tiny machine. >_> )
Sa, 02/04/2012 - 20:44
#160
You get a bunch of short,
You get a bunch of short, nerdy, childish knights chasing you around with big swords.
I put in a big, fat, hairy gooney goo-goo.
Fr, 02/10/2012 - 23:09
#161
???
you get a sandvich.
I put in a sponge.
So, 02/12/2012 - 07:08
#162
You get a cow.
I put in a
You get a cow.
I put in a self-destructing iPod.
So, 02/12/2012 - 08:08
#163
You get a destructive-proof
You get a destructive-proof perpetual motion applied ipod that loops the Hollaback Girl track in all the sound systems throughout all of Spiral
I put in Punch.
Mo, 02/20/2012 - 09:26
#164
Vise Get!
You get Vise. Who somehow get tons of unbound stuff too!
I put in a Brandish and a vial and a Roaring Vog (possibly Magnus.)
Do, 02/23/2012 - 08:07
#165
*Ka-ching*
You got some money.
I put in my Nitrome
Fr, 02/24/2012 - 04:31
#166
GETS
you gets fawkes the phoenix!
i put in death
Mo, 02/27/2012 - 06:35
#167
Processing Thoughts of You Always
You get Grell with a chainsaw. Have a nice day~
/inserts coin
Mo, 02/27/2012 - 06:51
#168
Mindsssss MIIIIIIINDS!!!
You get a spray of compressed air with an automated message, "NO CHEAPOS!"
I put in a half-eaten carton of french fries, an acidic slime, and a small puppy that shoots rockets from it's sunglasses. I run screaming from the insuing chaos.
Mo, 02/27/2012 - 06:58
#169
Processing Thoughts of You Always
You get a heat-seeking missile. Have a nice day~
/inserts half a corpse
Mo, 02/27/2012 - 11:48
#170
Improbablility
(Completely Avoids last round by using Improbablility Drive to avoid Heat seeking missile, which ironically turns into a whale several miles above the crust of the planet...)
You get Bub, the violently friendly zombie...well half of him, anyways...
I insert a box of nails with propellent sprayed all over them...
Di, 02/28/2012 - 17:59
#171
You get orange juice.
I
You get orange juice.
I insert blue eyes white dragon.
Mi, 02/29/2012 - 06:10
#172
Warm Buttery Toast
You get a Blue-eyed dragon with white slung all over it, and looking a bit fluffled at the extra attention.
So, it went to the car wash to get cleaned and a free tire change...
I insert the last bit of energy I had left, hoping it would double, or worst case scenerio... cause the mysterious machine to detonate...I sit there, cringing, and nursing my wounds still hoping that everything'd turn out okay...
Also, I had chewed all of my gum...so I stuck that old, chewed up piece in there too.
Mo, 03/05/2012 - 16:05
#173
Nasty old gum :(
You get your old gum spit back at you and a vending machine ban.
I insert all the change in my pockets and a bit of luck.
Mo, 03/05/2012 - 16:47
#174
FALCON PUNCH!
yay you back bro! :D
you get a welcome back party
i put in 50k ce
Di, 03/06/2012 - 08:04
#175
Subjective Reasoning...
Aw, it was a piece of Stride! It was still new! (Aureate inserted a half-corpse, dripping all over the place. Are you mad?)
You get Captain Falcon's Blue Falcon! With a bunch of crazy people Smashing each other off of the top of it.
I insert my incredibly deep sorrow from a distance, hoping that I become unbanned.
Di, 03/06/2012 - 12:22
#176
FALCON PUNCH!
you get a giant M&M's package....
i put in a cocoa bean ¬.¬
Di, 03/06/2012 - 15:13
#177
Reasoning Failed...
You get the world's biggest chocolate bar. It follows you around and barks for some reason...
I insert a vending machine...It takes a day for the machine to accept it, not because the machine's slot was too small, but because the machine was already seeing someone else.
Mi, 03/07/2012 - 11:33
#178
this games winner is!
you get a pile of junk.
i put in Kreeara.
Mi, 03/07/2012 - 13:33
#179
*Top Secret*
You get a small, snarling little Gremlin that can only break stuff.
I insert the stupid kid from The Walking Dead.
Do, 03/08/2012 - 09:23
#180
You get another stupid kid
You get another stupid kid from The Walking Dead.
I put in a fat duck. :D
Do, 03/08/2012 - 11:02
#181
this game's winner is!
you get Boswic.
i put in Chuck Norris.
Do, 03/08/2012 - 11:34
#182
But he punches your lights
But he punches your lights out, so nothing went in, and nothing came out.
I put in a dead fish.
Fr, 03/09/2012 - 06:12
#183
Chuck Norris Fails At Acting! *knock knock* Who Is It? Hey, Ch-
You get all of the cookies ever eaten in the "I stole the cookie thread"
They fly out of the machine exceeding Mach 5 and form a hill around your unconcious body.
I take the Blue Falcon and put that in, engine sputtering madly wilst doing so.
Fr, 03/09/2012 - 08:25
#184
Then a machine gun pops out
Then a machine gun pops out of the top and shots you, and I sit there watching as you blow up (Because the bullets where explosive).
Then I put in another dead fish.
Fr, 03/09/2012 - 11:42
#185
You Get Nothing! You Lose! Good Day Sir!
I am mentally incapable of expecting a machine gun to pop out of the vending machine. The power of plausible deniability causes the machine gun to short circuit and explode.
You get a slap in the face for trying to kill me.
I insert an improbability drive, a dead whale, and a pot of petunias.
Fr, 03/09/2012 - 12:11
#186
FALCON PUNCH!
you get a major !@$ kicking.
i put in Chuck Norris.
Fr, 03/09/2012 - 13:43
#187
Hugs!
You get a mediocre actor
I insert Captain Falcon!
He insists I do so, because if I do, he'll knock the Sandbag farther then anyone, even Yoshi, thanks to all of the energy bars and cake crammed in there.
Fr, 03/09/2012 - 14:37
#188
I'm so lucky!
You get a hug and Captain Falcon gets a kiss.
I insert a lead brick and a golden bar.
Fr, 03/09/2012 - 15:40
#189
You get $1,000,000, and a
You get $1,000,000, and a piece of paper saying, "You won the grand prize! I hope you enjoy!"
I insert a cake.
Fr, 03/09/2012 - 21:08
#190
Oh my.
Out of nowhere, you are caught within the confoines of an Endless Portal Drop - even before you could insert the cake! Chell runs up, grabs the cake, gives the machine a kick, and runs away greedily!
I simply decide to stick my entire Gremlin self into the machine
Sa, 03/10/2012 - 08:29
#191
You get ground up, and turned
You get ground up, and turned into a dead fish. To anyone on the outside, it would look like you got put in a compartment and a dead fish came out of a different one. But nope! You are now a dead fish!
I decide not to put anything in. Better safe then sorry!
Sa, 03/10/2012 - 12:24
#192
Well that wasn't supossed to happen.
The machine explodes in a violent burst of blue; a Level 3 Energy Revive. I stumble about the scorch mark ruins, utterly confused and dazed.
I wander offscreen, and the machine respawns ina puff of smoke.
A few minutes later, I return and insert a gremlin Mending Staff into the machine... And pray.
Sa, 03/10/2012 - 19:16
#193
Take That Fish!
You get a call from the FDA for constantly messing with dead fish. Seriously, the only thing dead fish should be around are cookies. Even that is a stretch...
I insert $1.25. Since I might be the first to try and put real money in this thing.
EDIT~ Directed to Ebilbuny's, I've been ninja'd...
Sa, 03/10/2012 - 12:34
#194
Occifer, I did nothing!
Confused by the call I got, I do not notice Mygmar being utterly buried in crowns
Once finished, i turn back around, blink, skirt the mointain of crowns, and insert an entire coke.
Sa, 03/10/2012 - 17:55
#195
----
You got a rock
I insert a troika.
Sa, 03/10/2012 - 19:10
#196
:<
Nothing happens!
I let the next person go first.
Sa, 03/10/2012 - 19:15
#197
Failure, You Can Pie Now
I actually meant Ebilbuny's post. Sorry, I sat at the page for several minutes listening to music, and I'm totally not buried in crowns... I didn't see your post XD
Anyways, I insert Mother Brain into the machine...oh noes, go get a tank or too! This boss is MEAN!
Sa, 03/10/2012 - 19:20
#198
BAD BRICK JOKE ACTIVATE!
You get a Triglav!
I insert oodles of Phazon metroids!
Sa, 03/10/2012 - 20:20
#199
I Make Bad Jokes Out Of Human Souls...Or Something
You get a bunch of energy bums that suck you dry. Oh, and no Power Bombs either...but you have a gum wrapper and a belt; you can make that work.
I insert Kreeara. He keeps mumbling something about "asdf" over and over as I cram him into the machine...
So, 03/11/2012 - 17:04
#200
derp
You get a cooked rabid snarbolax steak, it looks delicious, but you can't eat that.
I insert that front banner from the chroma suit (i stole it from someone).
EDIT: its this banner thing: http://media.spiralknights.com/wiki-images/0/02/Chroma_Suit-Equipped.png
You get a angry vog cub that eats your face.
I put in a piece of lasagna.