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Sa, 06/30/2012 - 12:59
#401
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Autofire
I report Gearsolider to the

I report Gearsolider to the GMs for scam. Then Boswick appears and smacks your face using her Ban Stick.

I go to the guild meeting.

Sa, 06/30/2012 - 20:09
#402
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Iamnoone
You get there and find out

You get there and find out they are holding a vote to remove you from the guild.

I go on a zip line trip.

Sa, 06/30/2012 - 20:11
#403
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Thunderbog
It appears that the trip was

It appears that the trip was cancelled due to technical issues.

I eat taiwanese sausage and fishballs.

Sa, 06/30/2012 - 21:18
#404
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Iamnoone
I shared the creamy cheese

I shared the creamy cheese with Thunderbog and he liked it.

I state that wasn't cheese.

Sa, 06/30/2012 - 21:22
#405
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Thunderbog
I did a pokerface infront of

I did a pokerface infront of Iamnoone.

I went to Burger King.

Sa, 06/30/2012 - 21:29
#406
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Iamnoone
You got kicked out of

You got kicked out of McDonld's when you ordered a whopper.

i hit you in the back of the head with a Big Mac as the manager escorted you out of the restaurant.

Sa, 06/30/2012 - 21:32
#407
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Thunderbog
I turn around fiercely and

I turn around fiercely and ordered a Mega Mac and threw it back at Iamnoone.

I bought a slurpee at 7-eleven.

Sa, 06/30/2012 - 21:59
#408
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Iamnoone
When you got to the bottom of

When you got to the bottom of the slurpee you found a worm in the cup.

I went parasailing with a friend.

So, 07/01/2012 - 09:55
#409
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Shycoboy
You idiot.

You smashed your head into the wall and cryed like a baby. Unfourtunetly, i got hit by a truck. Now you owe me flowers.

*throws pie at lamnoone*

So, 07/01/2012 - 12:06
#410
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Iamnoone
/gets hit in the face with

/gets hit in the face with the pie.

You forgot the whipped cream.
/sprays you with whipped cream.

Mi, 07/04/2012 - 05:52
#411
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Thunderbog
Ye sprayed creamy cheese

Ye sprayed creamy cheese instead!!! OwO

Ye are Iamnoone.

Mi, 07/04/2012 - 22:41
#412
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Iamnoone
When I died the undertaker

When I died the undertaker didn't understand my name and he engraved my gravestone with "someone" where the name was supposed to be.

I jump in a moon bouncer.

Fr, 07/06/2012 - 08:58
#413
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Artistbma
You bounce so high, you hit a

You bounce so high, you hit a sattelite.

I read a book.

Fr, 07/06/2012 - 15:48
#414
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Iamnoone
You fall asleep and dream

You fall asleep and dream that you are the main character.

I miss the snow so I get a piece of cardboard and go grass sledding.

Sa, 07/07/2012 - 00:41
#415
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Thunderbog
Ye tried to slid but ye knock

Ye tried to slid but ye knock a rock and flew.

*batch slaps Iamnoone*

Sa, 07/07/2012 - 04:44
#416
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Toxicblade
Derp

Your get arrested for assault.

I run around with a pile bunker.

Sa, 07/07/2012 - 22:24
#417
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Thunderbog
^murdered someone and get

^murdered someone and get arrested for assault too.

I fly through the world and see everything down there.

So, 07/08/2012 - 23:36
#418
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Iamnoone
You go insane from all the

You go insane from all the ebil things you saw.

I hijack at speed boat and runaway following the sun.

Mo, 07/09/2012 - 04:40
#419
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Thunderbog
Turns out that ye came into a

Turns out that ye came into a dead end and can not continue.

I smell.

Mo, 07/09/2012 - 13:44
#420
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Artistbma
Be a cannibal, kids! Hurray for exotic flavors!

You smell what?

I eat Thunderbog.

Mo, 07/09/2012 - 20:02
#421
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Iamnoone
I cheer you on. I want to

I cheer you on.

I want to make a hand sandwich.

Di, 07/10/2012 - 18:11
#422
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Duskfinder
I convince you to use your

I convince you to use your own hand.

I dig a tunnel to China with a spoon.

Mi, 07/11/2012 - 04:55
#423
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Thunderbog
Turns out ye went to the

Turns out ye went to the center of the Earth.

I slap Artistbma with a raw fish.

Mi, 07/11/2012 - 07:19
#424
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Iamnoone
He grabs the fish and shoves

He grabs the fish and shoves it down your throat.

I go waterskiing.

Mi, 07/11/2012 - 16:15
#425
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Tevokkia
...

You lose your skis and faceplant into the water.

I make orange chocolate chip cupcakes.

Mi, 07/11/2012 - 18:33
#426
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Iamnoone
I try to look cute with a

I try to look cute with a bloody face begging for a cupcake.

I find a way to strap my surfboard to my bike and head out to the beach.

Do, 07/12/2012 - 06:37
#427
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Thunderbog
Ye fell and broke the

Ye fell and broke the surfboard, WHAT A WASTED TRIP YE WENT FOR!

I grab wooden swords for swordplay practice.

Do, 07/12/2012 - 06:47
#428
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Duskfinder
Turns out you have to use

Turns out you have to use wooden swords while yer opponent gets real swords.

I go diving in the ocean in attempt to find Spongebob.

Do, 07/12/2012 - 06:51
#429
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Thunderbog
Turns out ye found a shark

Turns out ye found a shark under the sea, chasing for ye.

I listen to songs.

Di, 07/24/2012 - 15:43
#430
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Artistbma
A much needed bump.

You show those songs to us here on the forums but you get banned cuz they have dirty words.

I cry because Thunderbog is gone.

Mi, 07/25/2012 - 09:23
#431
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Iamnoone
Bullies beat you up because

Bullies beat you up because you are crying.

I find car keys and keep trying cars until I find the one they go to.

Mi, 07/25/2012 - 09:37
#432
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Artistbma
It turns out they were

It turns out they were Hyperion's keys and he insta-bans you.

I cry more cuz all mah buddays are geettin bannduhdanned.

Mi, 07/25/2012 - 16:48
#433
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Knightlyhero
i make

i make kirby eat you to end your sorrow
i bought pie

Mi, 07/25/2012 - 20:50
#434
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Autofire
KIRRRRRBYYYYYYYZZZZZZZ

Apparently, Kirby is still hungry. He eats your pie, and then he gets mad because it was supposed to be strawberry shortcake and then he eats you.

I give Kirby a strawberry shortcake and then I watch as he sings his happy cake song.

Fr, 07/27/2012 - 20:29
#435
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Artistbma
I blow out the candles on his

I blow out the candles on his cake.

I jump out of Kirby's stomach and trash all his presents.

Fr, 07/27/2012 - 21:29
#436
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Presents?

Who said it was his birthday?

Anyway, Kirby gets pissed, then he inhales you. A few seconds later you realize that he just spat you out into a volcano.

I am 2.58 seconds late on making another cake.

So, 07/29/2012 - 20:05
#437
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In 2.59 seconds, you are

In 2.59 seconds, you are assassinated.

In 3.00 minutes, I assassinate the assassin who assassinated you.

So, 07/29/2012 - 21:53
#438
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FAIL

You failed. You see, in 2.99 minutes kirby kills you.

Kirby gets the ninja copy. Then he kills Iamnoone. KIRBY HAS A KILL STREAK! SOMEONE KILL HIM NOW!!

So, 07/29/2012 - 23:40
#439
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Iamnoone
Kirby is alive and safe

Kirby is alive and safe because he killed me and seems unstoppable.

I lay dead on the floor of the thread. The stench is stuck in your head.

Mo, 07/30/2012 - 21:04
#440
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Gzilla
You get eaten by kirby. I

You get eaten by kirby.

I then proceed to eat him. No kill streak for you!

Fr, 08/03/2012 - 23:56
#441
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Iamnoone
I need to start a new kill

I need to start a new kill streak so I go out and randomly kill people I find walking along the side of the road.

I decide my pet should be pet more often so I stick my hand in my fish tank and stroke my fishes back.

Sa, 08/04/2012 - 00:11
#442
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Gzilla
They're pirhana's so they eat

They're pirhana's so they eat your hand.

I then decide to go for a stroll.

Sa, 08/04/2012 - 09:11
#443
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Iamnoone
You find a treasure box in

You find a treasure box in the woods.

I turn back the hands of time.

Sa, 08/04/2012 - 14:42
#444
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Gzilla
The hands of time proceed to

The hands of time proceed to slap you silly.

I open the treasure box

So, 08/12/2012 - 13:53
#445
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Artistbma
You get cool shades! You're

You get cool shades! You're rich!

I steal 3/4 of your money.

Mo, 08/13/2012 - 07:50
#446
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Iamnoone
I steal the remaining 1/4 of

I steal the remaining 1/4 of Gzilla/s money.

I spend the money on new clothing.

Sa, 08/18/2012 - 18:27
#447
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Artistbma
I eat your clothing, am

I eat your clothing, am scarred by whats underneath, and buy you some new clothes.

I spend my remaining money on not spending it so I can spend it and so I cant on Spiral Knights. Confuzzled yet?

Mo, 08/20/2012 - 17:26
#448
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Iamnoone
Yes, very confuzzeled and

Yes, very confuzzeled and feeling stupid.
/scratches head
/scratches harder

Gives up and finds a baby to steal a cookie from.

Mo, 08/20/2012 - 17:30
#449
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Artistbma
TEN pages!!!!

I find the baby first.

But the baby has a lollipop, not a cookie. I take the candy from the baby.

Mo, 08/20/2012 - 17:33
#450
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Iamnoone
Baby cries then hits you over

Baby cries then hits you over the head with it's bottle.

Baby's mother comes running.

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