Trololol!
Wife: What do you thing about me Honey?
Husband: You are ABCDEFGH...
Wife: What is that means Honey?
Husband: Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous and Hot.
Wife: Ouh thank you Honey! I really love you! So, what IJK means? ^____^
Husband: Im Just Kidding ~trollface~
Wife: !@#%
i have a joke sort of like yours' my friend told me, just doesn't fit as well:
ABCDEFG = A Boy Can Do (E)Anything For (G)You.....
IJK = I'm Just Kidding