Because I have a joke that will literally KILL people who hear it.....problem is it's in german, and I need it in gremlin tounge. The joke is as follows:
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

If we can deploy this joke in the grand colony, we'll win this war in a heartbeat!