Hi there Spiral Knight Forum Peoples!
Hi there fellow Spiral Knights! I thought I would just create an introduction for myself towards this forums!
My Knight's name is Trade-Apocalypse as it says possibly on the left side of this post and I thought I would introduce myself into the community in such a non-creative and pretty un-originally way. (Maybe, I'm not certainly. Has anyone tried this before??) Anyways, I hope I will be clashing blades along side some of you fellow knights soon (or clashing blades against you, Oh hail Player vs player.) and possibly meet some pretty cool friends!
Cheers! - That guy that started this thread. (You know... that guy....)
* Also I'm pretty sure I don't know anything about how this forum works and probably messed up some where along the line. ^_^'
I honestly have no clue whats going on anymore with this forum layout... is there a chance to start over? I think I found out how everything works now maybe...
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Exactly Softhead, that's how I feel right now!
So..........Salutations friendly person!
Props for using perfect grammar. It's pretty rare that we see newcomers here using good grammar AND actually acting sane.
You're probably the first person to actually formally introduce themselves too.
Unless this is another Alt trolling us like always....
Meh, whatever.
Greetings, are you the remnant of the alpha squad. Having been seperated from contact with the rest of crade, Salutations friendly person.
New, you say?
Well then.
Come here.
Closer.
Closer.
Close enough so I can lick your eyeballs. No, not that close. Back up a little. Right there.
Want some advice?
First bit of advice, never do what I have been doing here. Making a new paragraph for every sentence. Unless used comically it makes you look like an idiot. When I do it I still look like an idiot, but having being trapped in this padded room for so long I stopped caring about that long ago.
Second line of powd- I mean advice. The foorims for this game have no introduction sektoon for new plaid-yurs and my spailing is getting stranger by the second so I am going to stop this sentence right now.
Third is a turd, so flush. What was I going to say? Stop typing and think about it. Who are you? Yourself. How is this possible? Under the same infallible version of reality which got you locked away, you freak. Who are you calling a freak? Myself. Should I take that as an insult? Yes. But if you were insulting yourself then how does that cou- never mind this gag is already getting old.
Want to play with my favorite toy?
Hello there, I'm a bomber, and I like bombs. Sometimes I'm a rare occurance, especially considering that I mainly play a support role. Significance being, you dont really see too much bomb talk around here. Additionally, you may want to watch out for people who kind of just yell and whatnot, key is to not mind them. Anyways, I'm looking forward to a new forumer with potential. Also listen to Luguiru, seriously he knows his stuff, he's pretty awesome.
Good luck, and if you bothered to read this post, thanks~
have fun.
I don't have alternative characters, I only have the one and only character Trade Apocalypse, but thank you for noticing my grammar! I really take pride in grammar and spelling. I was also wondering how come I don't see a lot of introductions, I'm glad I can be the semi-first one (maybe.)
As for me being the remnant of the alpha squad, yes I've actually started this game awhile back, before they added missions to the world. I remember when it use to be all arcade runs. However I'm not a high tier character though and only got back online just recently (I'm an on and off player, but I'm planning to play more spiral knights for the sake of adventure!)
Ignore what I said at the top, I was thinking about lunch.First, welcome to this game that is Spiral Knights.And don't worry about how to use the forums, that comes in due time.Just remember, if you are going to advance in here without the aid of money, then you face a long but rewarding path.If you do so wish to use money, you will get their pretty quickly, depending oh how much you are willing to spent.And with that, I leave you with a sword,a gun,a bomb,and a shield to defend yourself against the dangers that exist.Have fun!
(@Luguiru)
I don't consider you a freak! I encourage talking crates to talk. Among that, thanks for the advice and what kind of toy is it? I don't play with just any random toys.
(@Diamondshreddie)
Greetings bomber, I'm glad you enjoy bombs! I don't know what kind of bomber's don't enjoy bombs, but I'm pretty sure they aren't very happy and nice bombers. I will be glad to take Luguiru's advice to heart, along with yours! I don't mind yellers and what not! I think caps are cruise control for cool (sarcastically speaking about the yellers (Some of them at least)). Anyways I hope I will be one of those interesting and possibly sane and insane forum posters out there!
Thanks! I hope to one day be a hero of cheese just like yourself! (I also plan on playing the game legit and without playing! A hard path I know, but in the end it should be rewarding!!)
im not sure if you noticed before, but Luguiru's question mark at the end of his post is a link (highlighted in blue)
Hullo strangely friendly and non-conformist Knight to the forums.
Question:
" (I also plan on playing the game legit and without playing! A hard path I know, but in the end it should be rewarding!!)"
Yes, I think it would be VERY hard to play the game legit without playing. Very, very hard.
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Okay I know what you meant. Yes, there are plenty of players (like myself) who have reached endgame as F2P [Free-To-Play], even some a really long time ago (like myself), to the point where I'm not sure why I'm talking about anyone else, when I always keep addressing the same person (like myself).
~Sev
Hello there, Mr. (or is it "Mrs"?) Apocalypse!
Nice to see "new" people here, especially friendly and talkative people :)
If you like to interact with other knights, feel free to throw a friend request at me (in-game name Koffin-Kat). Maybe I can help you with some missions and whatnot ;)
Trade-Apocalypse: "Hi there Spiral Knight Forum Peoples!"
jk & p.s. don't click that link if you're not allowed to see or hear profanity/swearing/cuss words.
the only thing I have to say you, is that you do not know luguriu enough to tell he is not a freak. he is mad. and evil. I could add the others, but I would kill myself rather that having someone mad and evil after me.
for the rest, welcome to the SK community! please don't make stupid suggestions, don't ask stupid things, and don't do anything stupid. please.
for the rest, welcome to the SK community! please don't make stupid suggestions, don't ask stupid things, and don't do anything stupid. please.
shut up stupid
I really mean it.
My name is Vladdy and I like poking things.
@Diamondshreddie
Just notice that now, Alice Cooper song! Woot! :D
@Severage
That wasn't a question, but I'm glad you took the time and challenge of reaching the end game without pay to winning! The hard path is always the most rewarding I must say! ^_^'
@Koffin-Kat
I'm a guy, and thanks for the welcome! I will do that the next time I'm on Koffin-Kat! Thanks for giving me a Hi! ^_^
@Kitty-Softpaws
No worries, I'm pretty adult on most things, but thanks for the lovely cat pictures! Very welcoming. :P
@Thunder-The-Bright
I plan on not trying to be 'stupid' or make stupid responses, maybe.. define what's stupid... (¬‿¬)
@Canine-Vladmir
Hi Vladdy! Don't poke electrical sockets now! :D
Thank you fellow knights for the wonderful welcomes! (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ You guys are the bomb!
I'm loving Trade-Apocalypse already \ (•◡•) /
Oh, well, anyway...
One last thing, you may toss me a friend request (IGN is right over there <---), and in the odd event I am online, I can assist you in various ways.
Just because you're a coolkid. And coolkids belong on my friend's list.
~Sev
Hello! Welcome to the forums and game. I added you as a friend, if you need help with missions just ask.
@Kitty-Softpaws
Thank you! I like you too! you seem like an awesome person! (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
@Severage
Thanks I think you are a cool person as well! I add you the next time I'm online!
@Korakc
Thanks! I'll check my messages for your invite the next time I'm online (which is probably later on today prior to this message) and accept it!
@Everyone
I can't wait to do dungeons with you guys! :D Thank you all for making me feel welcome! You guys are....
( ∙_∙)>⌐■-■ ....
(⌐■_■) The bomb.
Greetings.
I think you missed the memo.
You're not supposed to be on the forums. All Undercorp employees are required to work the whole 26 hour workday without the use of a networking system of any kind with other non-demonic life forms.
...you're not an Undercorp employee?
(puts on Sunglasses) We'll be seeing how you do in the Arena.
Wait, really?
How do you RSVP to Arena matches?
~Sev
Trade-Apocalypse wrote "I don't have alternative characters" but then wrote "yes I've actually started this game awhile back"
So uh you left the game for a while? In that case welcome back! Hope you have a great time!
Severage. We'll be SEEING him in the arenas. Whether it be in the Clockworks or in the Lockdown chambers. My devilite employees enjoy slaughtering and watch knights be slaughtered. In that case, we have a few bruisers waiting for you in the Clockworks, too, then.
@Trade - Well, you can shoot me a friend request if you want, but I haven't logged on in a long time. So I won't for sure see the mail lol.
A new person joins the forums! Epic Rating: 0.1/10
Has good grammar! Epic Rating: 5/10
Admits he's wrong sometimes! Epic Rating: 6/10
Takes advice! Epic Rating: 8/10
Is a pretty cool guy! Epic Rating: 11/10
Feel free to send me a friend request. I'm on daily at 16:00 GMT. IGN is Unstable-Ordinance
@Undercorp
(⌐■_■) I did the arena... I lost twice.... :(! However I battle for the Spiral knights!! Down with the evil devilite regime!
@Severage
Devilites has special dark magical cooperational power's we knights to this very day, haven't understand how they work. Well maybe I just don't understand. :P
@Yukariyakumo
I did actually leave the game for awhile, however I played the game on a different account before it became steam official, and thanks for the welcome back! ^.^
@Immortous
Thanks, I hope you come back into playing spiral knights soon! The more friends the better the adventure!
@Unstable-Ordinance
Thanks Unstable-Ordinance! Your an Epic 12/10 knight as well! I'll 'shoot' you a friend's requests the next time I'm online!
It's cool that the people of this game welcome this new er, returning player.And this forum post is still going =D CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!!!
THEBOMB OH THE BOMB GIVE IT TO ME!
GIMME THE BOMB!
@Hero-of-cheese
I'm surprise too!! and thanks for the cheese, I shall use it well in the battles ahead (mostly on the evil aliens in the Clockworks, I heard they are afraid of cheese).
@Diamondshreddie
Bomb? You can have the bomb!!! .... for a price..... got any cheeeeze?
i got....
*shifts through inventory*
*mutters under breath* "Dangit"
Just make sure you don't make any LD threads unless you like rages.
Greetings from beyond the pale of imagination. May your mind soar above your wildest dreams.
Oh, and remember to use good grammar. ;)